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[Royal Flush]

spicy meatball

 

[pezaddict]

lasanga (according to garfield, its natures most perfect food)

 

[pezaddict]

I hire Mumbo jumbo to turn me into a pumpkin to avoid the attack, then after I turn back to normal, I throw Mumbo Jumbo at the next poster.

 

[Royal Flush]

Then FG would become chaotic...which would be good

What if another person answered this what if?

 

[pezaddict]

Then this post wouldn't be here.

What if I won a Smash Bros. tournament? (what does FG stand for?)

 

[Royal Flush]

FG=Forum Games

Then you`d be known as a respected smasher, instead of a n00b.

What if I was able to travel to tourneys?

 

[Royal Flush]

*dodges by backing away from*
*attackes next poster with power jump*

 

[pezaddict]

Then you would probably be better at Smash bros. as a result.

What if I was able to drive legally? (Im 15)

 

[falcoX]

then you would be like me, who just got his permit one week ago

what if driving was illegal?

 

[falcoX]

i eat mumbo, for i (AKA Banjo) am one hungry bear
i attack kazzo on the next poster

 

[falcoX]

asparagus (EW!!!)

 

[Royal Flush]

special K (cerial)

 

[pezaddict]

then billions of people would be lawbreakers

what if there was a law saying that x-boxes and ps2s were illegal to own?

 

[falcoX]

then HAHA! my friends would be upset and i could finally, finally say gamecube is superior!!! (Nice one)

what if everything legal was illegal, and everything illegal was legal?

 

[pezaddict]

I dodge/destroy/other the attack/thing/other. I transform into Dr. Mario to attack the next poster.

 

[Royal Flush]

Then everything in this world would be backwards.

What if rep. points autimatically restored alittle after dissaproval?

 

[falcoX]

i transform into DR. Wario to attack, and i get more of the germs then you did! Im rich! HAHAHHAHA!

I use these viruses ive collected and sick 'em on the next poster

 

[falcoX]

then u wouldnt care that soo many BRoomers hate you, now would you?

what if kobe bryant hadnt broken up the lakers?

 

[falcoX]

Evil, Residential......

 

[pezaddict]

then life would be weird.

What if evey gaming magazine said that Gamecube was superior to x-box and ps2? (by the way, gamecube IS superior to x-box and ps2)

 

[pezaddict]

kix (more cereal)

 

[pezaddict]

I buy some Febreeze from Tom Nook to kill the germs, then throw Tom Nook at the next poster!

 

[Royal Flush]

Uses agility to get out of way

Attacks next with a poisonous mushroom

 

[Royal Flush]

xtreme toast

 

[falcoX]

toaster strudel........

 

[Royal Flush]

Lego Star Wars: The Video Game

 

[pezaddict]

lemon.........

 

[Royal Flush]

No food!...

 

[pezaddict]

I use Waluigi as a shield, then I throw Waluigi at the next poster!

 

[Royal Flush]

*The throw came up short*
*Fired him back from a canon*

 

[Royal Flush]

Than it would be telling the truth.

What if the Rev. owns the other next gen consoles?

 

[pezaddict]

Then life would be AWESOME.

What if Bill Gates died?

 

[Royal Flush]

*Moment of silence for the dude I never heard of*

What if I knew what you were talking about?

 

[pezaddict]

Then you would be more involved in today's world. (Bill Gates made microsoft)

What if Sony didn't exist?

 

[pezaddict]

I use a cheese grater to shred Waluigi, then I have all of Mario's partners from the original Paper Mario attack the next poster.

 

[Royal Flush]

*takes the hit*
*uses confusion and the sidekicks now fight for me*

 

[Royal Flush]

Then i wouldn`t care....screw sony!

What if Microsoft didn`t exist?

 

[pezaddict]

Then we wouldn't be here playing forum games on smashboards.

What if pizza was good for you?

 

[Royal Flush]

Actually everything except the greese in pizza is healthy.

What if alcohol was healthy?

 

[Royal Flush]

Christmas is the openning of presents,
Everyones favorite time of year,
notoriously long nights before Christmas

Write me a haiku about New Years Eve