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[Royal Flush]

Apple Pie...

 

[pezaddict]

I use a really big sponge to absorb the hydro pump attack, then I get 3 chain chomps and a goomba to maul the next poster

 

[pezaddict]

disregard this

 

[Bailey69]

Put a Sega game in it.

 

[Royal Flush]

Lose all your GC games

 

[Bahamut]

put the gamecube in a box, put that box in another box, mail it to yourself, and when it arrives...... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!

I love that movie.

Give it to Jack Thompson.

 

[pezaddict]

then you wouldn't hate oranges

What if George W. Bush was never born?

 

[Bailey69]

Turn it upside down and open.

 

[Bailey69]

Try and hook up to X-box live

 

[storms]

Show it a cartridge, it will remember what it once was, start to cry and the system should short circuit.

 

[pezaddict]

push it off a cliff

 

[Falkick]

use it as kindling

 

[Falkick]

than we would'nt be in this pointless war.

What if nerd lingo was never created (example:BRB, T3H 1337,ROFFLECOPTER)

 

[Royal Flush]

Most Commonly Said ways

Burn it

Drop it from a significant elevation

Smash it

Pour Liquid on it



Anyway...

Use it to make smores at a camfire

 

[Royal Flush]

Then I wouldn`t be completely confused.

What if what ifs didn`t exist?

 

[Bailey69]

throw it of a cliff and it will become immortal and try to kill itself and save everyone here some work.

 

[Bailey69]

Smash it into a head of someone who waited since 8:00 a.m (it's now 12:00a.m) to get an Xbox 360, then take the 360.

 

[Bailey69]

Get your friends together and each takes their GC and uses it as a helmet and play bash your heads till your ears bleed.

 

[storms]

Have it make love to an x-box and in 9 months the x-box will conceive an evil child that will make all who disobey it a controller. The child will be called the s-diamond and will bring the world into a demonic realm where forgotten video game systems are treated like kings. All of mankind will be turned into controllers which will be touched and poked at by the forgotten video game systems like the Sega Saturn and Atari 2600. Eventually Matlock will discover out that everyone turned into a controller can use the joystick for movement and buttons for killing. A rebellion against the forgotten systems starts shortly after that and lasts for 3 years. There will be a final fight between Chuck Norris and the s-diamond where Chuck Norris will sacrifice his life by plugging himself into the s-diamond. This brings the world back to the normal realm and changes everyone back into homosapians. The gamecube and the x-box become mortal enemies in fear that if they every fall in love again then it will bring everyone back to the evil realm. Two days after this I step on the power cord of the gamecube and it breaks. THE END.

 

[Bailey69]

That is the greatest thing ever written. It shows how awsome Chuck Norris is. That is ****ing funny.

Oh yea hit it with a bag full of babies, and why not metal babies.

 

[storms]

Heal Great Bay
Hurt Pokemon Stadium

 

[storms]

Then I would have been concieved a women

What if I put my name as capital when I signed up for smashboards?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then you`d get warned every single post for caps spam.

What if I wasn`t considered a n00b?

 

[Royal Flush]

Take a **** on it.

 

[storms]

Then the apocalypse would come and you would have to play a video game in order to determine the outcome of mankind.

What if I didn't write what I did in how to break you gamecube thread?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then you wouldn`t have reached 100 posts.

Congrats!

 

[storms]

Thanks and let me start a new topic by saying

What if everyone made the exact same location as me and all thought of it at the same time.

 

[pezaddict]

Its a new day from where I live, so heal Bobbery

 

[storms]

Heal toad

Hurt Waluigi

 

[Bailey69]

Throw a super nintendo at it.

 

[Bailey69]

What if everyone did live at that location.

What if I had 50 less posts

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Hurt only Wario

 

[Bailey69]

Heal Toad
Hurt Waluigi

 

[Bailey69]

Heal Pokemon Stadium
Hurt Corneria

 

[Falkick]

put little arms and legs on it and show it to sombody, tell them that it's the evil GAMECUBE DEMON!!! they'll do the rest, hopefully throwing it into this flash film!!!

 

[Bailey69]

**** it then stab it with a knife

 

[Bailey69]

Eclaires....

 

[Bailey69]

Salad..........

 

[Bailey69]

Hit it with a banjo then try and play a Moonlight Sonata on it.

 

[Bailey69]

Put it next to a stereo then play a Barbia Str***and CD. BE SURE TO EVACUATE THEY AREA TO AT LEAST A MILE AWAY. **Warining** If you don't like your neighbors this works