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[Dr. Sloth]

Because their wings are designed specifically for swimming, not flying. Don't feel bad though; penguins are among the fastest swimmers in the world.

Speaking of which, what if dolphins were capable of speech?

 

[Dr. Sloth]

True. They hunted mutant squirrels and groundhogs.

True or False: Smash World Forums is viewed best at 1024x768 resolution.

 

[oxyborb]

hurt only krystal

starfox characters that are wayyyyy cooler than krystal;
wolf, pigma, leon, slippy, peppy

pigma is the only one that has been a member of both teams!

 

[LegendOne]

Then they would be presidents, not us!

What if we dig an hole to the other side of the world with an spoon?

 

[LegendOne]

False, I can see it good enough from my 5x3cm wristwatch.

T/F, this is not my head.

 

[sampitt94]

It hits me straight in the head. OW!!!! Health: -------

I cast Shadow Ball at the next player.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Claydol, Ice Beam on Groudon! (Groudon is a GROUD type, not Fire/Ground, or Fire, for that matter)

Beedrill, Twineedle on Celebi!

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I counter with another Shadow Ball, and they both disintrigate in midair.

I transform into Master Hand and shoot bullets at the next poster.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Heal only Krystal

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Elegance is not
Saying what you will; merely
Saying what you must

Write me a haiku about rusty spoons.

 

[f1reice]

:D Heal only krystal! :D

 

[DarkKirby26]

brinstar depths is supposed to have 13 KLSmash. because I accidently took off the 3 from the depths instead of the regular level when i made my list. just a heads up.

and hurt only venom

 

[KLSmash]

Heal Krystal, Hurt Deoxys
------------------------------------
(19) Skull Kid
(19) Krystal
(17) Waluigi
(16) StarWolf
(15) Little Mac
(15) Bomberman
(15) Pit
(15) Balloon Fighter
(15) Black Shadow
(15) Ridley
(15) King K. Rool
(15) Ganon
(15) Paula
(14) Metaknight
(14) Issac
(14) Blaziken
(13) Wario
(11) Deoxys
(11) Poo
(11) Diddy

R.I.P
-------
Birdo (20th) [Someone insert comment]
King DeDeDe (21st) The king fell from his $2 throne
Daisy (22nd) Not even Luigi doesn't like her any more ....
Toad (23rd) Peach can't save you now ....
Charizard (24th) HE'S NOT ON FIRE
Olimar (25th) Size DOES matter.
Slippy (26th) Though you die, meleeruler's army...lives on!
Hector (27th) Fire Emblem, more like Fire Deadblem
Pac Man (28th) The ghosts ate him... Final Score: 236
Starfy (29th) The sea weed is always greena in somebody else's lake
Mew (30th) So much for being ... a pokemon ...
Sonic (31st) Sonic the Hedgehog, he's the fastest thing aliii...dead.
Mega Man (32nd) !~LAST PLACE~! Capcom Bombshell

 

[KLSmash]

They are in the sink
Rusty spoons sleep there all day
Without getting washed

Write a haiku about Mario Kart: Double Dash Codes

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Oh three oh one two
Four two nine two one two five
Above is my code

Write me a haiku about SimCity.

 

[KLSmash]

An hole? What did they teach you at school ....
----------------------------------------------------
Then we would be famous, and the spoon would be worth $74.

What if water was a solid?

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Wailord, Water Spout that Claydol!!

Celebi, Flamethrower on Beedrill!!

 

[KLSmash]

Celebi, use Frenzy Plant on Suicune!

Celebi is incapable of learning Frenzy Plant.

Kyogre, use Spark on Squirtle!

Kyogre is incapable of learning Spark.

Celebi, Flamethrower on Beedrill!!

Celebi is incapable of learning Flamethrower.
------------------------------
Nidoqueen, use Shock Wave on Wailord.
Nidoking, use Megahorn on Celebi.

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I'M SICK OF YOU CORRECTING ME!!! CELEBI CAN LEARN FRENZY PLANT! I'VE SEEN IT USED IN PERSON!!...I might have been wrong about Kyogre...

Ralts, Psychic on Nidoqueen!
Gardevoir, Psychic on Nidoking!

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

I'M SICK OF YOU CORRECTING ME!!! CELEBI CAN LEARN FRENZY PLANT! I'VE SEEN IT USED IN PERSON!!...I might have been wrong about Kyogre...

Ralts, Psychic on Nidoqueen!
Gardevoir, Psychic on Nidoking!

The only thing that learns Frenzy Plant is Venusaur and it's lower stages.

Sudowoowo used Faint Attack on Ralts!
Luvdisc used Hidden Power [Bug] on Gardevoir!

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I use Nayru's Love to block the bullets.

Then I use Thunder on the next poster.

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Actually, Chikorita can learn it too.

Kirlia used Magical Leaf on Sudowoodo!
Kirlia used Thunderbolt on Luvdisc!

 

[KLSmash]

CELEBI CAN LEARN FRENZY PLANT! I'VE SEEN IT USED IN PERSON

Can you please tell me how? ... this might be interesting ....

Chikorita can learn it too.

No.

Nidoqueen, use Crunch on Kirlia.
Volbeat, use Silverwind on Kirlia.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

hurt only bomberman

Birdo: your death in Subcon is real, so stop dreaming

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I absorb the enrgy from the Thunder, and shoot a powered up Thunderbolt at the next poster.

 

[nin10do_revolution]

My friend found a way for it to know Frenzy Plant. Here is his Celebi's moveset:
Frenzy Plant
Flamethrower
Guilllotine
Recover

He also found a way to get all his pokemon on level 100 instantly, and all his pokemon have unlimited PP and 999 HP.

Moltres, Fire Blast on Volbeat
Ralts, Psychic on Nidoqueen

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

I shield against the thunder then use koopa claw on the next poster.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Raisins....

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Ow! My BODyyyy....

Out of desperation, I use Heal Bell on the next poster.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Well, he sharked them. No other way.

Golem, Rock throw on Moltres!
Mightyena, Crunch on Ralts! (you're a REAL Gardevoir stalker, aren't cha?)

EDIT: OK, I narrowed the possibilities of him acheiving his feat:

1) He sharked his Celelbi.
2) He sharked its moves.
3) He sharked its stats.
4) All of the above

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I was paralyzed, but now I am cured!

I attack the next poster with Present! (from Pokemon, motto is 'everything is not what it seems')

 

[!ceMan]

False it is your head
T/F The Catacylsm 2 is gonna rock!

 

[!ceMan]

summer squash...

 

[Mav]

Heal Krystal

Hurt Diddy

 

[Resting_Fox]

disaster struck town,
many blood from tornado,
good thing it's not real.

Write me haiku about bananas in a blender.

 

[smilingmadman]

Know what hits the spot?
Bananas in a blender!
They just taste SO good.

Write a haiku about James Bond's apprentice screwing up his missions.

 

[smilingmadman]

False; it's gonna RULE.

True or False: Avenged Sevenfold are a Huntington Beach, Calif., phenomenon.

 

[smilingmadman]

It hits me right in the jaw, but does absolutely no damage.

As a Red Mage, I cast Blizzard II on the next poster.

 

[!ceMan]

True I was raised in Huntington Beach, Ca and they formed their band in 1999...

T or F: Many spamming n00bs came to smashboards because of a Nitendo Power issue that promoted this website?

 

[kirara724]

Hitmolee, use Hi jump kick on Golem
Beutifly, use Silverwind on Mightyena!

And yes, Celibi can not learn Frenzy Plant, but Chikorita, and Bulbusaur can