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[smilingmadman]

False; It travels faster than the speed of LIGHT. Woo-pah!

True or false: Nobody does it better than James Bond.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

true, he da king!

t/f: Smilingmadman is infact a smiling madman

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

James Bond on big stilts
What a incredible sight
As he shoots your head

Write me a Haiku about how much I love apple pie

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Super Mario Strikers

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

ignore this post

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

heal hyrule temple
hurt big blue

 

[Stormlord]

sonic heroes

 

[Stormlord]

that wouldnt work because your gun is made of really soft metal, and wouldnt hurt him.

id try to use a poisenous blowgun dart and shoot it at him

 

[Stormlord]

then the elephants would starve, getting no peanuts and only bananas. how are they going to umpeel them?

what if you got a hot sexy girlfriend, but she self-destructed when you wanted to kiss her, have sex, all the good stuff?

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I'd do all that with the ashes left behind.

What if the Big Bang came in 2 days, 10 hours, 5 minutes, and 8.5 seconds?

 

[the Marronator]

Then we'd all scream and the world would turn into mass chaos (my fav)

What if we didn't have to go to school, but instead get an education shot so that we would still be just as smart, just without school?

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Then we'd all be Einstein at the age of 1 and could do ANYTHING in the world.......

What if a demensional rift opened up leading to the Mushroom Kingdom in your room and you went into it?

 

[smilingmadman]

True; He's one insane mofo. Better watch out!

True or False: Quiet people are prone to snap and kill off dozens of people in an angry rampage.

 

[smilingmadman]

Fiery Phoenix
Sure does love his apple pie!
He will marry it.

Write me a haiku about the "Backspace" key.

 

[smilingmadman]

That won't work because someone just came into the store, and the gust of wind blew the dart away from its target. Your intentions were noted and you were arrested for attempted murder of a cashier.

I would tie him up with the rope I was trying to buy, then shove an apple in his mouth and duck out the back.

 

[KLSmash]

Then you would see that Mario really has a heart for Magikoopas and not Princess Peach.

What if croissants weren't French?
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BTW, added new rule. Please check the first page for details.

 

[KLSmash]

Good thing there's a key
Which can delete or go back
It is called 'Backspace'
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(BTW, on my keyboard, my has an arrow under it... OMFG!!!)

Write a haiku about proper grammar.

 

[KLSmash]

Fiery_Phoenix, your standings post was off. For example, King DeDeDe, and Daisy each have 6, not 8. Well, King DeDeDe now only has 3, because I choose to hurt King DeDeDe only!
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(17) Paula
(16) Wario
(16) StarWolf
(16) Skull Kid
(16) Waluigi
(15) Little Mac
(15) Bomberman
(15) Pit
(15) Balloon Fighter
(15) Black Shadow
(15) Ridley
(15) King K. Rool
(15) Ganon
(14) Metaknight
(14) Issac
(13) Deoxys
(13) Birdo
(12) Blaziken
(11) Poo
(11) Diddy
(8) Krystal
(6) Daisy
(3) KingDedede

R.I.P.
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Toad (23rd) Peach can't save you now ....
Charizard (24th) HE'S NOT ON FIRE
Olimar (25th) Size DOES matter.
Slippy (26th) Though you die, meleeruler's army...lives on!
Hector (27th) Fire Emblem, more like Fire Deadblem
Pac Man (28th) The ghosts ate him... Final Score: 236
Starfy (29th) The sea weed is always greena in somebody else's lake
Mew (30th) So much for being ... a pokemon ...
Sonic (31st) Sonic the Hedgehog, he's the fastest thing aliii...dead.
Mega Man (32nd) !~LAST PLACE~! Capcom Bombshell

 

[KLSmash]

'Official Standings List'

I've recounted the standings, All the way from the beginning, and here is the OFFICIAL standings list. The funny things about doing this was people were attacking stages that were already dead. I think Dream Land 64, when it was dead, people *tried* to recover it by 4... =D
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Heal Brinstar Depths, Hurt VENOM!!!
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Hyrule Temple (18)
Final Destination (17)
Pokemon Stadium (16)
Princess Peach's Castle (15)
Kongo Jungle (15)
Brinstar (15)
Great Bay (15)
Yoshi's Story (15)
Fourside (15)
Yoshi's Island 64 (15)
Corneria (15)
Mushroom Kingdom II (15)
Yoshi's Island (15)
Green Greens (15)
Mushroom Kingdom (15)
Yoshi's Island 64 (15)
Mute City (13)
Jungle Japes (12)
Brinstar Depths (12)
Battlefield (12)
Fountain of Dreams (11)
Big Blue (11)
Venom (11)
Rainbow Cruise (7)

R.I.P
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Poke' Floats - 24th
Onett - 25th
Dream Land 64 - 26th
Flat Zone - 27th
Icicle Mountain - 28th
Kongo Jungle 64 - 29th

 

[nin10do_revolution]

i teleport out of the way with Farore's wind.

Then, I use Exile (soul Calibur 2's Sophitia) on the next poster.

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Gardevoir, Psychic NOW!!!

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Mawile, Crunch!

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Charizard, Flamethrower!

 

[oxyborb]

Hurt Krystal
Heal Dedede

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Heal Blaziken
Hurt Daisy

 

[BigPimpin504]

Hurt Krystal
Heal DeDeDe

 

[BigPimpin504]

I mirror image, dodging Nin10do_Revolutions attack.

I then set my foot on fire and roundhouse kick the next poster, Chuck Norris style.

 

[BigPimpin504]

Hurt Only Rainbow Cruise

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Hyrule Temple (18)
Final Destination (17)
Pokemon Stadium (16)
Princess Peach's Castle (15)
Kongo Jungle (15)
Brinstar (15)
Great Bay (15)
Yoshi's Story (15)
Fourside (15)
Yoshi's Island 64 (15)
Corneria (15)
Mushroom Kingdom II (15)
Yoshi's Island (15)
Green Greens (15)
Mushroom Kingdom (15)
Yoshi's Island 64 (15)
Mute City (13)
Jungle Japes (12)
Brinstar Depths (12)
Battlefield (12)
Fountain of Dreams (11)
Big Blue (11)
Venom (11)
Rainbow Cruise (4)

R.I.P
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Poke' Floats - 24th
Onett - 25th
Dream Land 64 - 26th
Flat Zone - 27th
Icicle Mountain - 28th
Kongo Jungle 64 - 29th

 

[Mav]

Heal Only Krystal

Shame, everyone is hating on a character that will actually make it into SSBR. She is after all a real product of Nintendo.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I put out the flames with water.

I summon Dark Magician to attack the next poster with Dark Magic Attack!

 

[Falkick]

that wouldn't work because he's already been kidnapped by varuna !

PIGGYBACK CHALLENGE!!: you need to find the restroom in the store (which is Wal-Mart, i might add), and the Retro Gaming :snes: :nes: section is the place where it is, but its in the back and your in the front! what do you do?!?!?!

 

[falcoX]

articuno, ice beam!!!

 

[falcoX]

proper grammar's hard
takes along time to master
i havent done it

write me a haiku about pink text

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Golem, Rock Throw!

 

[falcoX]

then the french would be outraged, and there would be one less good french food

what if KL changed the rules in the middle of the game?

 

[falcoX]

true: (I may be one of these ppl )

t/f: Its about time we laid it out there on the line.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

That wouldn't work because the neaest restroom is in (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN) K-MART!

I would destroy the farthest batroom in the world!

 

[falcoX]

Sonic mega collection

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Then we'd all be messed up, LiKe ThIs!

What if KL DIDN'T change the rules in the middle of the game?

 

[falcoX]

Life cereal