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[The_Next_Boss]

You saying that snow would be on previously normal blueberry bushes? That would be creepy, yet fun at the same time.

What if we were somehow transported into the TV?

 

[KLSmash]

Hurt Only Metaknight

 

[KLSmash]

Nidoqueen! Shadow Ball!

 

[KraggWoodman]

Empire Earth

 

[smilingmadman]

True, but only if you include calizones in the mix.

True or False: It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

 

[smilingmadman]

That won't work because no one is willing to give up their hard-earned dollars to someone named Dolphin/Gamecube.

I would punch him/her in the face to knock him/her out, then put on his/her uniform and hide his/her body behind the counter and pretend I worked there and would therefore avoid the situation AND earn my own bucks (by stealing in from the register every now and then).

 

[smilingmadman]

Your girlfriend's so hot
I wish your girlfriend was mine
I'm just playin,' man!

Write me a haiku about an awkward situation.

 

[KLSmash]

My tongue just got stuck
To a cold lamp post outside
I was licking it

 

[KLSmash]

I wall jump and air dodge.

Then I use Rest (Jigglypuff) on the next poster.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

hurt only Toad

And will someone post the list please!!!

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Harry, Pitfall

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

hurt only dream land 64

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

To bad I am small so I can dodge it!

I use Thunder on the next poster!

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

That won't work because they would find the body and your DNA on it.

I would pretend to be ********.

 

[Zook]

I absorb the electricity with my ability, 'Lightninng Rod.'

I use the audience as ammo for my Mangus Von Grapple 2.0 and blast away the next poster.

 

[Zook]

We would all be very cramped in a small, plastic box full of wires.

What if the Mario Cult took over the world?

 

[LegendOne]

Legend of Mana

 

[LegendOne]

We would be big-nosed and jump in turtles.

What if the chicken dance conquers the world?!

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Aeon Flux...

 

[Dr. Sloth]

(Umm... what am I supposed to write about??)

Dr. Sloth is cool.
I'm not talking about me,
But the character.

Write a haiku about a close encounter with something.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Then we would most likely be forced to perform the chicken dance on the streets during every national holiday. Furthermore, all other forms of dance would probably be forbidden or otherwise strongly frowned upon.

What if Santa Claus fell through the roof of your house?

 

[Zook]

Falling coconuts
Nearly explode and kill me.
And then I woke up.

Write me haiku about what a great (or bad) member of Smashboards I am!

 

[KLSmash]

My bad Dr. Sloth, I was in a hurry and forgot about it.
-------------------------------------------------
Zook is a great dude
He is trying to eat mustard
Without getting banned

Write a haiku about Einstein's incredible knowledge.

 

[DarkUsleon]

dewgong! surf!

 

[KLSmash]

Then I would ask him to stay for a cup of coffee.

What if Eskimos lived inside mansions?

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Then what would happen to all the rich people?

What if people were superheores?

 

[DarkUsleon]

hurt only charizard

 

[DarkUsleon]

hurt only onett

 

[KLSmash]

Hurt Only Dream Land 64
------------------------------
Pokemon Stadium (18)
Final Destination (16)
Princess Peach's Castle (15)
Kongo Jungle (15)
Great Bay (15)
Yoshi's Story (15)
Corneria (15)
Rainbow Cruise (15)
Hyrule Temple (15)
Yoshi's Island (15)
Green Greens (15)
Mushroom Kingdom (15)
Brinstar Depths (15)
Fourside (15)
Mushroom Kingdom II (15)
Yoshi's Island 64 (15)
Fountain of Dreams (14)
Brinstar (14)
Big Blue (13)
Venom (13)
Mute City (13)
Battlefield (12)
Jungle Japes (12)
Poke Floats (12)
Onett (4)

R.I.P.
Dream Land 64 -- 26th
Flat Zone -- 27th
Kongo Jungle 64 --28th
Icicle Mountain --29th

 

[KLSmash]

Hurt Only King DeDeDe
=============
(17) Balloon Fighter
(17) Poo
(17) Paula
(16) Birdo
(16) Diddy
(16) Wario
(16) StarWolf
(15) Skull Kid
(15) Black Shadow
(15) Waluigi
(15) Krystal
(15) Little Mac
(15) Pit
(15) Blaziken
(15) Ridley
(15) King K. Rool
(15) Ganon
(14) Metaknight
(14) Bomberman
(13) Deoxys
(12) Issac
(12) Daisy
(12) KingDedede
(6) Charizard
(6) Toad
(3) Olimar

R.I.P.
-----
Slippy (26th) Though you die, meleeruler's army...lives on!
Hector (27th) Fire Emblem, more like Fire Deadblem
Pac Man (28th) The ghosts ate him... Final Score: 236
Starfy (29th) The sea weed is always greena in somebody else's lake
Mew (30th) So much for being ... a pokemon ...
Sonic (31st) Sonic the Hedgehog, he's the fastest thing aliii...dead.
Mega Man (32nd) !~LAST PLACE~! Capcom Bombshell

 

[KLSmash]

I eat them all, for I am Kirby.

I summon Thor, and attack the next poster with it.

 

[KLSmash]

Number One by Skye Sweetnam

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Gardevoir, Thunderbolt!

 

[Dapenda]

Taking on the Neighborhood

 

[Godamus]

Dark Water

 

[Dapenda]

Ring of Fire: The Emile Griffith

 

[Godamus]

Happy Endings

 

[angel_babe]

Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus

 

[Dapenda]

State of Denial

 

[Godamus]

The Legend of Zorro