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[Dapenda]

Doughnut (wow, this was never posted)

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

It was really dry
I am glad I was not there
I would miss water

Write me a haiku about something underground.

 

[P=R-C]

Twizzlers..

 

[Dapenda]

Sugar Daddy

 

[XXNightmare]

Tales of the Arabian Nights

 

[the Marronator]

yucca plant (tasts a bit weird, but it works)

 

[Ms.PrincessPeach]

Taiwanese Beer (good stuff, a wheat beer)

 

[Dapenda]

Rum (malibu, bacardi, captain morgan, take your pick)

 

[the Marronator]

Hurt only flat zone (which i just killed)

 

[oxyborb]

hurt only krystal

 

[smilingmadman]

Link goes underground
That's where the Underworld is
Where he fights Ganon

Write me a haiku about not having any dip for your Lay's potato chips.

 

[smilingmadman]

That won't work because the doors are guarded by top-of-the-line security guards.

I would offer to pay off my debt working at the store.

 

[smilingmadman]

False... the nearest train station is about 30 minutes away.

True or false: Cable TV is a waste of money.

 

[Zook]

No french onion dip
Chips are blah without mustard
Ranch is, well, nasty.

Write me haiku about spammers.

 

[Resting_Fox]

one post is funny,
another quotes it and adds,
OMFG LAWLZ.

Write me a haiku about The famous picture in which the American flag is being raised at Iwo Jima.

 

[Zook]

Then I would be disgustingly obese.

What would the world be like without ratoricle (spelling?) questions?

 

[ALTARIA228]

I run away.

I use Din's Fire on the next poster.

 

[Zook]

I absorb it with my Down-B move and regain health.

I get the next poster to smell Hooktail's feet.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Then popular comedy gameshows like Who's Line Is It Anyway? would not exist. It would also be more difficult to persuade other people to believe in a certain cause or point of view.

What if, instead of 12 grades of school, there were 8 grades, but to compensate, each grade was significantly harder than the next?

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Street Fighter Alpha...

 

[thedocsalive]

I have a hammer that makes a cricket noise, so I withstand the smell and win the battle.

Now I cast Luminaire on the next poster.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

True, but only if you're subscribed to DirecTV.

True or False: If you plug your nose and mouth right before you sneeze, your eyeballs will fall out of their sockets.

 

[KLSmash]

The troops plant the flag
It's the American Flag
And they raise it too

Write a haiku about green headphones.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Heavy green headphones,
They make me want to boogy
When I hear my songs.

Write a haiku about wings. (What type of wings? You decide. )

 

[falcoX]

false: your head will explode from the pressure

t/f: I passed my driving test on the second try, with a score of 86

 

[falcoX]

Chicken wings taste nice
i dont like them too spicy
but there still real good

write me a haiku about legalized gambling

 

[falcoX]

Air Assault...

 

[smilingmadman]

Las Vegas is great
Gambling is legal there
Legalized gambling

Type out a haiku about typing.

 

[falcoX]

than i would be done with school, but i would have probably flunked out.

what if my little brother was a JERK!!

 

[falcoX]

Muchems. They were this little food that i loved when i was like 8, there crackers and oh so good! Havent had them in ages.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

hurt only dream land 64

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Scotch.........

 

[the Marronator]

Hazelnuts...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Timesplitters

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

A couple of dodges and jumps and I don't have a scratch!

I use my warlock punch on the next poster.

 

[the Marronator]

Then nobody would care (exept for you of course)

what if the referigerator was never invented?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Then we would have to eat all our food at each meal.

What if paper goes out of style and everything is done electronically? (we all know it's going to happen)

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Syrup...........

 

[KraggWoodman]

Shadows of The Undrentide

 

[Dapenda]

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