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[KLSmash]

Hurt only Battlefield

 

[smilingmadman]

Oh, where is that tech?
I just don't know where it went
...Just what is a tech?


Write me a fabulous haiku about alcohol.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Oh dear... alcohol.
It causes great corruption
And car accidents.

Write a haiku about singing in the rain.

 

[smilingmadman]

That wouldn't work because his hands are full with the chainsaw and riot gun.

I would drop an anvil on his head from the third floor to knock him unconscious.

 

[smilingmadman]

Singing in the rain,
What a wonderful feeling...
'Til I trip and fall.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Um... oopsey daisy.
You were supposed to tell us
What haiku to write.

Write a haiku about getting hit with a dodgeball.

 

[KLSmash]

Watch out for that ball
Duck ! or you'll have a black eye
... I guess you like pain

Write me a haiku about the 392th page in the Bible.

 

[Falkick]

hurt hector
heal olimar

 

[Meleeruler]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE SLIPPY?

Heal only Slippy....

EDIT: Dolphin/Gamecube, lay off teh Slippyage, for Slippy must be spared. You kill him, and its war.

 

[Falkick]

now find me an image of a man named leroy jeekinsss!

 

[KLSmash]

There you go... now find me a picture of a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder.

 

[3.14159]

False, but it will induce amnesia through its large mallet processor. Then they forget what it is used for and have to buy a usage manual for $50.

True or False: the best things in life cost about $50.

 

[3.14159]

Then it would taste like my lunch.

What if stuff happened, then more different stuff happened, then finally something really important happened but I forgot what it was?

 

[3.14159]

Pichu! use Thunder!

 

[Dapenda]

lamb shanks

 

[TheOtherGuy]

Scallop (steam, shallow-fry in butter, garlic and parsley or grill with bacon)

 

[Dapenda]

Pot Stickers

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Then the stuff that happened would impact some other stuff in some form or another, causing another event that would make even more stuff happen. Then something would happen somewhere at some point in time as a result of the really important stuff that happened which you forgot. Then everybody forgets everything we just said.

What if coins really made a beeping noise when you picked them up, like in the video games?

 

[XXNightmare]

Squid
,,,

 

[Godamus]

Dublin Bay prawns (aka: langoustines)

 

[Dapenda]

souffle .

 

[Dapenda]

find me a pic of something tasty

 

[Falkick]

find me a pic of something stupid.

 

[thedocsalive]

Hurt Brinstar, Heal Pokemon Stadium

Dream Land 64 (17)
Pokemon Stadium (16)
Final Destination (16)
Princess Peach's Castle (15)
Kongo Jungle (15)
Great Bay (15)
Yoshi's Story (15)
Corneria (15)
Rainbow Cruise (15)
Jungle Japes (15)
Hyrule Temple (15)
Yoshi's Island (15)
Green Greens (15)
Venom (15)
Mute City (15)
Mushroom Kingdom (15)
Brinstar Depths (15)
Fourside (15)
Mushroom Kingdom II (15)
Yoshi's Island 64 (15)
Fountain of Dreams (14)
Brinstar (14)
Big Blue (13)
Battlefield (12)
Poke Floats (12)
Onett (10)
Icicle Mountain (6)
Flat Zone (5)
Kongo Jungle 64 (3)

 

[Dapenda]

find a pic of something sexy

 

[Alias]

heal Krystal only



...hey you guys, I have a favor to ask. Im new to this board so need support to build on. As the creator of this idea...me ...if you like this game, PLEASE rep me

 

[Alias]

hurt icicle mountain only




...hey you guys, I have a favor to ask. Im new to this board so need support to build on. As the creator of this idea...me ...if you like this game, PLEASE rep me

 

[KLSmash]

Hurt Hector! Heal Olimar! W00t, Hector's out!

 

[KLSmash]

Hurt Dream Land 64

 

[KLSmash]

There ya go....
find me a pic of a french dictionary

 

[KLSmash]

Then we'd all dress up like Mario and go around picking up coins on Hallo's Eve.

What if we cut down all the trees on earth?

 

[oxyborb]

Hurt Only Krystal
------------------------
(17) Krystal
(17) Toad
(17) Black Shadow
(17) Balloon Fighter
(16) Poo
(16) Birdo
(16) Diddy
(16) Wario
(16) StarWolf
(15) Skull Kid
(15) Waluigi
(15) Charizard
(15) Paula
(15) Little Mac
(15) Blaziken
(15) Daisy
(15) Deoxys
(15) Pit
(15) Ridley
(15) King K. Rool
(15) Ganon
(15) Metaknight
(14) KingDedede
(14) Bomberman
(12) Issac
(11) Slippy
(6) Olimar

R.I.P
-----
Hector (27th) Fire Emblem, more like Fire Deadblem
Pac Man (28th) The ghosts ate him... Final Score: 236
Starfy (29th) The sea weed is always greena in somebody else's lake
Mew (30th) So much for being ... a pokemon ...
Sonic (31st) Sonic the Hedgehog, he's the fastest thing aliii...dead.
Mega Man (32nd) !~LAST PLACE~! Capcom Bombshell

 

[DarkUsleon]

Dugtrio, use mud-slap

 

[KLSmash]

Articuno! Sky Attack!!!

Articuno can NOT learn Sky Attack.
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Glalie! Ice Beam!

 

[DarkUsleon]

hurt only icicle mountain

 

[DarkUsleon]

Then there would be no oxygen and we'll all die

What if my house had no walls?

 

[DarkUsleon]

hurt only Olimar...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

hurt only kongo jungle 64-bye bye

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

hurt only slippy

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

harry potter