If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[Meleeruler]

Then my name would be Dr. Sloth!

Congrats

What if you reached umm, 800 somethin posts? XP

 

[KLSmash]

Then you would be proud of yourself for having more than 799 posts.

What if I could walk from Vancouver to Toronto in 35 minutes?

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Then you'd be Superman, or some type of blue hedgehog.

What if our bones were made of titanium?

 

[KLSmash]

Dairy Products

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Spring water...

 

[KLSmash]

That wouldn't work because you don't have enough money to afford a lawyer.

I would tell him his mom is calling him for dinner.

 

[KLSmash]

True

T or F: Poetry is a way to express your inner evil.

 

[KLSmash]

Lairon! Use Aerial Ace!

 

[KLSmash]

Behind someone who could protect him....Marth.

Where would an army hide?

 

[DarkUsleon]

Metagross, use brick break

 

[kirara724]

Lapras, use IceBeam!

 

[ninety-one]

in my shoes. it'll keep them safe and warm
lol jkjk
in one of those secret desert bases like in the hulk

where DOES the sponsor hide?

 

[XXNightmare]

Reindeer Meat

 

[Dapenda]

Gungrave: Overdose

 

[XXNightmare]

100th post

Enthusia Professional Racing

 

[drolan]

Gauntlet Legends:Dark Legacy

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Yu Gi Oh...

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Sponsors? They'd try to hide on the side of a NASCAR race car.

Where would Wario hide?

 

[drolan]

Heart of Darkness....

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Soul Calibur...

 

[drolan]

(Soul Calibur III is the hottest game lmao)
Redneck Rampage(PC)

 

[Bahamut]

Archie killed this thread.
Well, I'm reviving it now,
so post haikus here.

Write about your Halloween costume.

 

[Bahamut]

In the spirit of Halloween: The George W. Bush Pumpkin Kit!

creepy . . .

Find me the University of Texas quarterback who is making a Heisman Trophy bid, and had 500 yards of offense last weekend against OSU.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Mine is Doctor Sloth.
I made a clone of this game,
I apologize.

Write about your favorite candy bar.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

tomato sauce

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

In a pile of gold and garlic.

Where would Waluigi hide?

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Then whoever could break a bone first would win $1000.

What if our bones never regrew?

 

[ALTARIA228]

Kyogre, use Spark!

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Ear of corn...

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Then we would feel a bit... boneless... like buffalo wings.

Speaking of which, what if buffalos really did have wings?

 

[Dr. Sloth]

In Wario's massive shadow. xP

Where would Sheik hide? (Heheh... Hide and Sheik)

 

[KLSmash]

I want more Mars Bars
So yummy and delicious
Please give me a lot

Write about crackers and cheese.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Salty square cracker
Covered in an orange substance.
I shall call it "cheese".

Write about the colors orange and black.

 

[KLSmash]

Then the Indians wouldn't have been too successful in killing them for meat and other stuff.

What if Halloween was every day of the year?

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Then the events of Halloween would become an aspect of everyday life. Children would wander the streets every single night in search of candy. Halloween costumes would become casual clothing to most people. Cheesy horror films would play on television 24 hours a day. o_o

But I digress. What if some people could actually transform into werewolves under a full moon?

 

[3.14159]

Kyogre, use Thunder!

 

[3.14159]

True, but some inner evils cannot be expressed.

True or false: I have no life. I am a puppet possessed by forces that mortals can't begin to comprehend.

 

[oxyborb]

False, you have a great life, with 18 girlfriends and you're president of the book club.

T or F, I'm a wombat.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Never-ending Gobstoppers

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

In Zelda's wardrobe.

Where would Tetra hide?