I wish I didnt suck with CF :(

[Mr. Derp]

He is the badest Motha... Shut yo mouf!
what? I'm only talkin 'bout CF!

He has rippeling muscles, he combos like some sort of machine which...does amazing combos, and he dosent even need to use the gun which he clearly holsters in order to beat his opponents, unlike the stupid blue bird I play. He dosent need to wavedash unlike those reatrded eskimos I play. Every CF player just kicks ***. How does you be goods with falcons? whats the regin of falcon btw? Send Help Immediately and teach me how to play the true bird of prey in melee!

 

[Evil Eye]

*grabs Mr. Derp by the ear*

*throws him down into the ground*

*charges forward and uppercuts him, a siege of roaring fire guiding his mighty hand*

*leaps*

*Falcon Kicks his buttocks over to This thread*

And remember...

Only you can prevent forest fires.