Ghidorah14
Smash Ace
- Joined
- Jun 4, 2015
- Messages
- 758
-sigh-
For Glory, man. It has ways of reminding you of just how terrible people playing this game can be. I'm nearly at my wit's end with these effing FG scrubs. Every single of them plays the same.
Vs. Mewtwo
-charge shadow ball
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-fire shadow ball
-repeat
Vs. samus
-charge the charge shot
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-fire missiles when you get bored of charge shot
-fire charge shot
-repeat
Vs. Robin
-charge elthunder
-use arcfire when approached
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-fire thoron
-repeat
Vs. Link/Toon Link
-throw boomerang
-fire arrow
-throw bomb
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-repeat
I dont get it. Who boots up super smash bros and goes "ah man, I cant wait to sit on one side of the screen and press the B button over and over again!" Because it ceases to be super smash bros at that point. It becomes a game of grab ass, and sometimes, I am just not in the mood to put up with that crap. I'll often just SD if someone is spamming super hardcore, like say, if I'm sitting on the opposite side of the arena, dodging and shielding all their projectiles and clearly not getting hit, and they just keep doing it.
"No no, it's ok link. I know you're boomerang and bombs cant reach me, but at least you're trying."
I dont want to fight link's projectiles, I want to fight link! Ya know?
It's gotten to the point where I feel like I'm required to main a character with a reflector, because these people are effing relentless! It really says something when I do switch to Fox and just completely body them; just the possibility of the reflector puts the fear of god into them, and their over-reliance on projectiles comes back to bite them in the ass...and I dont even play Fox (well, I used to in brawl...)!
And in all honesty, I struggle against spam because I am a very impatient person. When I jump into FG, it's full steam ahead; I wanna just get in a game and start kicking ass. I dont have the time or patience to sit there for 3 mins because Nooby McScrubberton thinks pressing the B button over and over makes for an engaging, exhilarating game of smash bros.
It's especially bad when it's mewtwo doing it. I mean, he has ONE PROJECTILE.
ONE.
Why would you only make use of that one move on such an unique character? If you wanna camp and spam your B move all day, at least play effing samus and stop tarnishing mewtwo's reputation with your scrub playstyle. Jeez.
And look, I know the supposed way to get around spam; walk forward, power shield, close the distance. But it just doesnt effing work when rolls in this game are equivalent to temporarily vanishing to another dimension. I read the rolls, but because it's online and rolls are stupidly safe, I dont get rewarded for doing so 90% of the time. It happens a lot.
Read the roll and did a down smash? Too bad, rolls are godly.
Read the roll and did a backwards side smash? Too bad, they rolled again and you missed the single frame they were vulnerable.
Read the roll and did a backwards side tilt? Too bad, the game lagged a bit and made you do a jab instead.
Why do the invincibility frames end only just before you can initiate another roll? Who thought this was balanced? Why cant those frames end halfway through the roll? Because it's meant to avoid a single attack, and not serve as a safe means of movement across a stage!
it's no wonder people say smash4 doesnt reward offensive play; why should you ever go on the offensive? Bad things happen when you do that.
Sorry about all this, but I really needed to vent. I main dedede, ganondorf, and little mac, so projectile spam raises my salt levels especially quickly.
For Glory, man. It has ways of reminding you of just how terrible people playing this game can be. I'm nearly at my wit's end with these effing FG scrubs. Every single of them plays the same.
Vs. Mewtwo
-charge shadow ball
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-fire shadow ball
-repeat
Vs. samus
-charge the charge shot
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-fire missiles when you get bored of charge shot
-fire charge shot
-repeat
Vs. Robin
-charge elthunder
-use arcfire when approached
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-fire thoron
-repeat
Vs. Link/Toon Link
-throw boomerang
-fire arrow
-throw bomb
-roll to other end of stage when approached
-repeat
I dont get it. Who boots up super smash bros and goes "ah man, I cant wait to sit on one side of the screen and press the B button over and over again!" Because it ceases to be super smash bros at that point. It becomes a game of grab ass, and sometimes, I am just not in the mood to put up with that crap. I'll often just SD if someone is spamming super hardcore, like say, if I'm sitting on the opposite side of the arena, dodging and shielding all their projectiles and clearly not getting hit, and they just keep doing it.
"No no, it's ok link. I know you're boomerang and bombs cant reach me, but at least you're trying."
I dont want to fight link's projectiles, I want to fight link! Ya know?
It's gotten to the point where I feel like I'm required to main a character with a reflector, because these people are effing relentless! It really says something when I do switch to Fox and just completely body them; just the possibility of the reflector puts the fear of god into them, and their over-reliance on projectiles comes back to bite them in the ass...and I dont even play Fox (well, I used to in brawl...)!
And in all honesty, I struggle against spam because I am a very impatient person. When I jump into FG, it's full steam ahead; I wanna just get in a game and start kicking ass. I dont have the time or patience to sit there for 3 mins because Nooby McScrubberton thinks pressing the B button over and over makes for an engaging, exhilarating game of smash bros.
It's especially bad when it's mewtwo doing it. I mean, he has ONE PROJECTILE.
ONE.
Why would you only make use of that one move on such an unique character? If you wanna camp and spam your B move all day, at least play effing samus and stop tarnishing mewtwo's reputation with your scrub playstyle. Jeez.
And look, I know the supposed way to get around spam; walk forward, power shield, close the distance. But it just doesnt effing work when rolls in this game are equivalent to temporarily vanishing to another dimension. I read the rolls, but because it's online and rolls are stupidly safe, I dont get rewarded for doing so 90% of the time. It happens a lot.
Read the roll and did a down smash? Too bad, rolls are godly.
Read the roll and did a backwards side smash? Too bad, they rolled again and you missed the single frame they were vulnerable.
Read the roll and did a backwards side tilt? Too bad, the game lagged a bit and made you do a jab instead.
Why do the invincibility frames end only just before you can initiate another roll? Who thought this was balanced? Why cant those frames end halfway through the roll? Because it's meant to avoid a single attack, and not serve as a safe means of movement across a stage!
it's no wonder people say smash4 doesnt reward offensive play; why should you ever go on the offensive? Bad things happen when you do that.
Sorry about all this, but I really needed to vent. I main dedede, ganondorf, and little mac, so projectile spam raises my salt levels especially quickly.