I have an epic...

[Tacel]

How to Play:
The first person says something that they have that's epic.
The next person says something that they have that's epic and related to the previous post.
You don't really have to have what you're saying you have.
Example:

*I have an epic dance*

*I have an epic sad face dance*

Rules:
1. Be epic
I'll Start:
I have an epic man-eating tortoise.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic ninja-fighting, man-eating tortoise.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic ninja that's fighting a man-eating tortoise.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic ninja that's a fighting, lazer-shooting tortoise. (Someone else please join in)

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic ninja that's a fighting, lazer-shooting tortoise, joining in.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I have an epic ninja-fighting Lasrs, shooting a tortoise with TAL joining in.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic fighting Lasrs, shooting TAL joining in.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I have an epic crime-fighting Lasrs, with TAL being a criminal.

 

[Tacel]

I had an epic fight with lasrs flying around and criminals.

 

[solitonmedic]

I had an epic cow with missiles flying around and llamas.

 

[UberMario]

I hace an epic cow shooting missles at evil, acrobatic llamas.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic cow shooting bulls at evil, acrobatic monkeys

 

[Circa]

I have an epic manatee shooting llamas at bullrushing tortoise-monkeys.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic llama-shooting bull, rushing a freaking tortoise.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic Lucario, rushing a freaking tortise.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic Lucario, bone rushing your freaking Turtwig.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic Lucario, bone rushing your freaking, miserable Turtwig.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic Lucario, rushing your miserable Turtwig bones.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

I have an epic Riolu, Forcepalming your miserable Torkoal bones.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic mongoose, forcepalming your miserable Riolu.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic mongoose bodyslamming your miserable Captain Falcon.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic mongoose bodyslamming your miserable Captain Falcon.

( ) I have an epic mongoose owning your miserable Captain Falcon.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic making your Captain Falcon miserable.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic dancing that makes your Captain Falcon miserable.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic dancing :freak: that makes your Captain Falcon miserable.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic hainsaw: that PAWNCHes your Captain Falcon miserable.

 

[UberMario]

I have an uber Mario that PAWNCHes your Captain Falcon miserably off-screen

 

[solitonmedic]

I have an epic Teran that PAWNCHes your Captan Planet miserably off-screen while eating pancaiks.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic Torterra that Frenzy plants your Captain Obvious miserably off the pancakes.

 

[Tacel]

I have an epic frenzy, that plants your Captain Falcon in pancakes.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic frenzy that shows your Captain Falcon moves he does not see in pancakes.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic move that frenzies Captain Pancakes the falcon.

 

[smashfan666]

I have an epic move that frenzies Captain falcon's breakfast pancakes.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic move where Captain Falcon's Belgian waffles get frenzied.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic motivation to frenzy Captain Falcon's Belgain waffles.

 

[smashfan666]

I have an epic machine gun to frenzy Captain Falcon's French toast.

 

[UberMario]

I have an epic chocolate bagel bun that causes Captain Falcon's French Toast to frenzy.

 

[smashfan666]

I have an epic chocolate bagel bun that frenzies Professor Scam's French Toast and causes Captain Falcon to randomly hit him in the face.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I have an epic Falcon bagel bun that frenzies Professor Scam's French Toast.

 

[smashfan666]

I have an epic bagel batter gun that makes Professor Scam's French Toast frenzy.