I am pregnant with a Pichu, Help me!

[pikachun00b7]

Well in several months I will be a mother to a beautiful healthy Pichu!
However I am early in pregnancy and the Pichu kicks so hard at night, I could barely sleep.
And ti makes me crave food like "Roasted chess pieces" or "Headphones dipped in peanut butter." It also occasionally thunder waves in my womb. It come outmy mouth. And looks like I am breathing lightning?

Anyway, we STILL haven't purchased any furniture for my Pichu!
As for the cradle we are considering this:

Also although we have three bedrooms. The two bedrooms are to far from the master bedroom for comfort. Do you think we should have him/her in the master bedroom?
Please tell me because this is obviously a forum of mothers(and fathers) of baby Pichus.

 

[Rapid_Assassin]

You should put him in the master bedroom. If he cries at night, you need to wake up and feed him.

 

[pikachun00b7]

You should put him in the master bedroom. If he cries at night, you need to wake up and feed him.

Well there are some co sleeping beds that claim to be safe for pichus, but are they really safe?

 

[Gea]

You know those rubber sheets used for people who can't control bowel movements? Yeah, Try those. Wood = bad idea. Rubber all the way.

And rubber is what you should have been using in the first place.

 

[Anther]

You're a hore, abort it, we don't need any more of yous running around.

 

[mood4food77]

LMAO at anther

but anyways, use rubber, remember pichu may hurt himself in his sleep

 

[pikachun00b7]

You're a hore, abort it, we don't need any more of yous running around.

STFU Anther, you unemployed ****!
And where is my roasted Rook?

You do not have a job
You are a high school drop out
And your 3 inch soldier gives no pleasure.

Anyway, when Pichu is born I decided I'll homeschool it.
The **** easy education in America( which Anther cant pass)
will make a phalur3 of my Pichu.
Like you anther.

@ Mood4Food:
Yeah.. I might need rubber, however it should use Electric moves sometimes.
So once I put it in Daycare( I cant leave it at home with Abusive Anther)
If toddler says "WTF.. discolored rat!" to my baby it could thunderbolt them to death!

 

[mood4food77]

it won't be discolored, they'll adore him

you can put it in a daycare after you teach it to control his power