Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[LoneKonWolf]

Gameboy Advance smashes DSI with a controller. (....and guess who manages to come out on the top after already showing signs of jealousy. )

Gba wins it seems great, now survive the consoles handheld

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Dreamcast teams up with itself?

.....****.

Figures that I screwed up more than one event.

Fallen Tributes 4

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

DSI
District 11

Night 4

Spoiler

Playstation searches for accessories with Playstation 3.

Genesis tells Atari Jaguar about how it wishes it's company treated their fans better.

Virtual Boy wonders if it's inferior to Dreamcast. (You're inferior to almost everything on this list, I don't see why you're worrying about one console in particular.)

Gameboy Advance rants about FPS games to an annoyed Gamecube.

Phillips CDi tries to cry itself to sleep before realizing it doesn't have eyes.

Xbox tells Wii U about how it wishes it's company treated their fans better.

PC gets the Red Ring of Death and ceases functioning.

IntellVision tells Xbox 360 all about Valve games. (This should really be the other way around, but eh, I made these event knowing full well they could either fit perfectly or make no sense whatsoever. That's the way this sim typically works, isn't it?)

Playstation Vita rants about the company that created Atari XEGS.

Playstation 4 breaks 3DS in the name of it's company.

Playstation 2 and Smartphone sleep in shifts.

Day 5

Spoiler

Playstation 3 brags about it's capabilities, annoying Phillips CDi and Virtual Boy. (Freaking perfect....)

Genesis overheats and temporarily shuts down.

Playstation Vita steals a controller from Atari XEGS.

Dreamcast searches for accessories with Playstation and Gameboy Advance.

Wii U brags about it's capabilities, annoying Atari Jaguar and Smartphones.

Playstation 4 searches for accessories with Xbox.

Xbox 360 finds a pack of batteries.

Playstation 2 losses it's controller.

IntellVision searches for accessories.

Gamecube crashes and does not reactivate. (Well damn. There goes my childhood favorite.)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I like it how all the newer consoles bragging annoys consoles at least older than them, its almost as if this sim is aware of the age of each one

Gamecube crashes and does not reactivate.

No! Not the lunch box!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Bummer that we lost the GameCube.

But now I'm totally rooting for the CDi.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 5

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

PC
District 9

3DS
District 11

Gamecube
District 5
Goodnight Sweet Prince....

Night 5

Spoiler

Dreamcast shuts down just for the night.

Atari Jaguar gets the Red Ring of Death and ceases functioning.

Playstation Vita's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it. (Good job getting on a lower generation's nerves.)

Smartphones smashes Xbox 360 with a controller.

Playstation 4 and Playstation 2 got into a war debate while Virtual Boy just sits around and eats bytes. (....I would've thought the Playstation consoles would get along with each other better, but then again, the Nintendo Handhelds certainly don't seem to get along with each other either.)

Wii U losses it's controller in the night.

Playstation tries to cry itself to sleep before realizing it doesn't have eyes.

Xbox unplugs Atari XEGS and Playstation 3 overnight. (Well so much for another one of my favorites, and it's the first of it's line excluding handhelds to go out nonetheless. See ya later, Ps3.....)

IntellVision overheats and does not reactivate.

Genesis tries to play a game, but it crashes for the night.

Phillips CDi shuts down just for the night.

The Feast.....or whatever it is that gaming devices do instead of going to get more food.

Spoiler

Playstation decides not to go to The Feast.

Xbox 360 grabs some game discs and cartridges.

Genesis rams into Virtual Boy, breaking them both.

Playstation 2 decides not to go to The Feast.

Wii U decides not to go to The Feast.

Phillips CDi finds a controller and flees.

Gameboy Advance decides not to go to The Feast.

Playstation 4 decides not to go to The Feast.

Dreamcast smashes Xbox with a controller.

Day 6

Spoiler

Playstation steals a controller from Playstation 2.

Playstation 4 is shorted out during a blackout.

Gameboy Advance waits to see if anyone shows up and plays a game on it.

Broken event.

Dreamcast's bragging leads Xbox 360 to smash it.

Phillips CDi searches for accessories.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Playstation Vita's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it. (Good job getting on a lower generation's nerves.)

Good going, but anyway nuce to see that bragging is getting its just deserts

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 6

A whopping 11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Atari Jaguar
District 12

Playstation Vita
District 11

Smartphones
District 9

Atari XEGS
District 8

Playstation 3
District 6

IntellVision
District 8

Genesis
District 3

Virtual Boy
District 3

Xbox
District 6

Playstation 4
District 10

Dreamcast
District 4

Night 6

Spoiler

Playstation and Playstation 2 got into a war debate while Xbox 360 just sits around and eats bytes. (Again? Really? Great teamwork Playstation line. )

Wii U tells Gameboy Advance all about Sega games.

Phillips CDi wishes it were built by a different company. (Yet again, perfection.)

Day 7

Spoiler

Wii U tries to use a pack of batteries.

Phillips CDi's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it. (Is it bad that I was beginning to root for the CDi?)

Xbox 360 is soaked wet and ceases functioning.

Playstation 2 carefully avoids a lake and other wet locations.

Playstation tries to use a pack of batteries.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Phillips CDi's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it.

Damn it.

Go ps2!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Phillips CDi's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it. (Is it bad that I was beginning to root for the CDi?)

No i think we all secretly were

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Arena Event

This event will decide the winner!

Spoiler

The gaming devices are set up and have games ready to be played.

Wii U remains in good condition.

Playstation 2 overheats from being played too long and ceases functioning.

Someone throws a controller at Gameboy Advance in anger, breaking it. (Dang....well, it had a good run making scrap out of the other tributes, at least.)

Someone throws a controller at Playstation in anger, breaking it.

Fallen Tributes 7

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Phillips CDi
District 12

Xbox 360
District 6

Playstation 2
District 5

Gameboy Advance
District 5

Playstation
District 4

And with that out of the way., who's our winner?

Spoiler

The winner is Wii U from District 10!

Well, looks like no one can complain about the console anymore. It's very clearly the winner of the true Console Wars, here.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Someone throws a controller at Gameboy Advance in anger, breaking it. (Dang....well, it had a good run making scrap out of the other tributes, at least.)

The game inside must of had its internal battery die. . . poor gba

And with that out of the way., who's our winner?

The winner is Wii U from District 10!

Well, looks like no one can complain about the console anymore. It's very clearly the winner of the true Console Wars, here.

Whelp considering the site were on, its damn perfect, gg wii u, you deserve it

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I was rooting for the CDi just because of how absurd it would be for an infamous console best known for spawning several Internet memes, but the Wii U getting the win is pretty satisfying too.

Here are the placements:

Spoiler

Wii U
Winner
District 10
1 Kill

Playstation
2nd Place
District 4

Gameboy Advance
3rd Place
District 5
3 Kills

Playstation 2
4th Place
District 5

Xbox 360
5th Place
District 6
2 Kills

Phillips CDi
6th Place
District 12

Dreamcast
7th Place
District 4
1 Kill

Playstation 4
8th Place
District 10
2 Kills

Xbox
9th Place
District 6
2 Kills

Virtual Boy
10th Place
District 3

Genesis
11th Place
District 3
2 Kills

IntellVision
12th Place
District 3

Playstation 3
13th Place
District 6

Atari XEGS
14th Place
District 8

Smartphones
15th Place
District 9

Playstation Vita
16th Place
District 11

Atari Jaguar
17th Place
District 12

Gamecube
18th Place
District 5

3DS
19th Place
District 11

PC
20th Place
District 9

DSI
21st Place
District 11
2 Kills

NES
22nd Place
District 2

Atari 2600
23rd Place
District 1

Playstation Portable
24th Place
District 7

Game n Watch
25th Place
District 1

Ouya
26th Place
District 8

Steam
27th Place
District 9

Arcade Machine
28th Place
District 2

N64
29th Place
District 4
2 Kills

SNES
30th Place
District 3

Magnavox Odyssey
31st Place
District 1

Xbox One
32nd Place
District 10

DS
33rd Place
District 7
1 Kill

Gameboy
34th Place
District 2

Wii
35th Place
District 7

VideoBrain
36th Place
District 12

The Summary:

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
VideoBrain falls into a lake and shorts out.
Wii falls into a lake and shorts out.
DS finds Gameboy hiding and destroys it.

Day 1
No deaths occurred.

Night 1
DSI pushes DS in a lake.
Wii U pushes Xbox One off a high place and breaks.
Magnavox Odyssey is soaked wet and ceases functioning.

Day 2
SNES breaks after failing to climb a mountain.

Night 2
N64 rams into Arcade Machine, breaking them both.
DSI breaks Steam in the name of it's company.

Day 3
Ouya is soaked wet and ceases functioning.
Game n Watch falls from a high place and breaks.
Playstation 4 smashes Playstation Portable with a controller.
Atari 2600 falls from a high place and breaks.
NES is soaked wet and ceases functioning.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
Gameboy Advance smashes DSI with a controller.

Night 4
PC gets the Red Ring of Death and ceases functioning.
Playstation 4 breaks 3DS in the name of it's company.

Day 5
Gamecube crashes and does not reactivate.

Night 5
Atari Jaguar gets the Red Ring of Death and ceases functioning.
Playstation Vita's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it.
Smartphones smashes Xbox 360 with a controller.
Xbox unplugs Atari XEGS and Playstation 3 overnight.
IntellVision overheats and does not reactivate.

The Feast
Genesis rams into Virtual Boy, breaking them both.
Dreamcast smashes Xbox with a controller.

Day 6
Playstation 4 is shorted out during a blackout.
Dreamcast's bragging leads Xbox 360 to smash it.

Night 6
No deaths occurred.

Day 7
Phillips CDi's bragging leads Gameboy Advance to smash it.
Xbox 360 is soaked wet and ceases functioning.

Arena Event
The gaming devices are set up and have games ready to be played.
Playstation 2 overheats from being played too long and ceases functioning.
Someone throws a controller at Gameboy Advance in anger, breaking it.
Someone throws a controller at Playstation in anger, breaking it.
The winner is Wii U from District 10!

And for anyone who wants to see the consoles at war yet again, I suggest taking a look at the events, since I clearly screwed a few of them up.

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=EAtohXYf

Stay tuned for the HG Allstars sim later this week!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Playstation 2 overheats from being played too long and ceases functioning.

Darn. Fine, I'll root for the GBA.

Someone throws a controller at Gameboy Advance in anger, breaking it.

Okay... The PlayStation.

Someone throws a controller at Playstation in anger, breaking it.

Fml.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Playstation 2 is thrown out by someone when they are convinced Playstation 3 is superior.

Just something that happened in the Arena Event in the rematch I'm doing.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Bumping thread for *spoilers* an upcoming user sim

 

[Luig]

The wii u won?

Also I haven't checked this thread in 10 years....

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bumping thread for *spoilers* an upcoming user sim

Eh? I think by referring to it as an "Allstars" sim I mislead you. The one I was talking about isn't a user sim, rather it's a sim that will involve winners from all of the previous simulations in this thread.

Sorry about that....

 

[Devil May Plop]

The wii u won?

Also I haven't checked this thread in 10 years....

 

[Luig]

I have an idea
for later


Cartoon network shows and Nick shows?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I have an idea
for later


Cartoon network shows and Nick shows?

If that does happen, I'm rooting for Total Drama Island, Johnny Bravo, and the classic Scooby Doo series.

 

[Spookghetti]

I dont even know if i can do this but oh baby

 

[Devil May Plop]

Poor thread. Must have starved to death. How tragic...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Naw, I'm sure it died of dysentery.







...in all seriousness, after the all the other sims were done interest might just be lower. Plus I've kept people waiting for that All Stars sim despite saying I was hoping to have it done and ready way earlier than this.

I'm trying to put a lot more time into working on the custom events for it than I normally do. I want this one to be really good, as I've felt that I've rushed myself customizing events in just two hours right before starting the simulation itself, and also not bothering to proofread them.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Well, when you're ready, we'd love to see some thread revival.

 

[Deleted member]

I'd be willing to set up another villain sim if that's okay.

I'd ask for who should be in as usual though.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I'd be willing to set up another villain sim if that's okay.

I'd ask for who should be in as usual though.

If it happens, my votes are for the Joker, Medusa from Soul Eater, and of course, King of Darkness and Manliness Ganondorf

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Work has been coming along with the sim slowly...but I'm running low on event ideas outside of what I already added to it a while back.

So instead, I'd like to ask if any of you have some more ideas for some events that you would like to see in the All Stars simulation. I've done some event work of my own, but I think it'd be great if several ideas from several of us were in it as well.

 

[Deleted member]

So instead, I'd like to ask if any of you have some more ideas for some events that you would like to see in the All Stars simulation.

(Player1) and (Player2) fight to the death for a Amiibo. (Player2) survives.

(Player1) eats his/her chocolate bar but forgets he/she ate it and blames (Player2) for eating it.

(Player1) plays dead and the sim drops him/her out of the game.

(Player1) convinces (Player2) to jump off a cliff with him/her. (Player1) doesn't jump and (Player2) falls to his/her death.

(Player1) shoots an arrow at (Player2)'s head. Diavolo's King Crimson erase the time frame of which it hits him/her and (Player2) survives.

(Player1) tells (Player2) a monster is behind him/her. (Player2) runs away.

(Player1) tells (Player2) a monster is behind him/her. (Player2) refuses to fall for (Player1)'s tricks and the monster kills (Player2).

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

(Player1) and (Player2) fight to the death for a Amiibo. (Player2) survives.

(Player1) eats his/her chocolate bar but forgets he/she ate it and blames (Player2) for eating it.

(Player1) plays dead and the sim drops him/her out of the game.

(Player1) convinces (Player2) to jump off a cliff with him/her. (Player1) doesn't jump and (Player2) falls to his/her death.

(Player1) shoots an arrow at (Player2)'s head. Diavolo's King Crimson erase the time frame of which it hits him/her and (Player2) survives.

(Player1) tells (Player2) a monster is behind him/her. (Player2) runs away.

(Player1) tells (Player2) a monster is behind him/her. (Player2) refuses to fall for (Player1)'s tricks and the monster kills (Player2).

Good stuff, DMK!
I especially like the playing dead one

 

[Deleted member]

I'm curious KoP. how many events are you adding?

also:

(Player1) Throws several knives at (Player2) and they all miss.

(Player1) ties up (Player2) and forces him to watch Foodfight

(Player1) Starts a Hunger Games Simulator

(Player1) shoots four times at (Player2). 3 shots hit and kill (Player2) and the fourth shot ricochets and kills (Player1).

(Player1) plots something while petting a white cat menacingly

 

[Devil May Plop]

(Player1) ties up (Player2) and forces him to watch Foodfight

This kills them, right?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I demand that at least someone kills someone with coffee. . . and then amother one where someone tries it, but it was tea so it failed.

Spoiler: Basically

Player1 throws a cup of scalding coffee at player2, burning his/her face

Death: player2

Player1 throws a cup of scalding coffee at player2, but it failed because it was actually tea

Death: N/A

Possibly more later

 

[Devil May Plop]

Maybe I should activate me creativeness again for more deaths.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Or just requote your previous genuis for actual use. . . Seriously were those even used before? Seems like a good time now

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm curious KoP. how many events are you adding?

A lot.

Granted some of them might not be used the first time around, but that's what links for rematches are for. Also, I've removed more default events and will probably remove a couple more.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Sounds like something we could turn into a placement thing. You know have it where the first winner is first place star of all stars, second place is second place, third is third. Probably won't go more than that but if theres content there i see merit going for a few times

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I'm going to finish up the events tomorrow. This time I'm promising it. I've held out on finishing it more than long enough, and this place has been dead for much too long.

And, unless anything else comes up that completely stops me from doing it, I will be starting the simulation tomorrow, likely at 7PM PST (I'll probably be spending at least an hour with my family roughly an hour earlier since tomorrow is our family game night.)

Assuming nothing suddenly comes up that prevents me from starting it as I previously noted, the only reason I may not do it tomorrow night is if activity from the regulars here is low and not many of us will be here to see it live. I may hold out on it at least for a day or so, in that case.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Can we still offer suggestions for events? Some may have some last minute ideas

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Can we still offer suggestions for events? Some may have some last minute ideas

By all means, go ahead!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Update time:

Family Game Night here will be starting later than I originally expected, and since it'll probably be rather late by the time I could start it, I may hold it over until tomorrow, or possibly sometime later this coming week due to the fact that I'll be going out to dinner for an early Father's Day celebration tomorrow. It depends on when we return home from it. I'm sorry to keep you all waiting again....

Better news is that I've finished the events and have pretty much everything else ready to go. All I'd really like to do is try and add images for it this time. If you have any more event ideas though, fire away.