Meta Hunger Games Simulator Thread, aka the Ultimate Social Summer Retreat

[Deleted member]

Hard to kill a sociopath when your little more than a corpse, try next game

*Breaks rules* *Goes Walking Dead*

 

[Blossom ✿]

CWBanjo receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. (...two? Seriously?)

Y'know what they say: you can never have too many hatchets.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fallen Tributes 7

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Frostwraith
District 12

Felix the Slayer
District 9

Night 7

Spoiler

LumaOkami receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

CWBanjo, Falkoopa, Burning Mandala, and Arrow of Light sleep in shifts.

Cyndane passes out from exhaustion.

Smudges thinks about winning.

AEM and Substitution tell stories about themselves to each other.

LoneKonWolf fends Luigi, Metalbro, and AEKN away from his fire. (Well, I guess you're not a lone wolf for nothing, right?)

Day 8

Spoiler

LoneKonWolf searches for firewood. (Must've ran out after last night)

Substitution overhears Arrow of Light and Smudges talking in the distance.

Luigi discovers a river.

AEM poisons LumaOkami's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies. (lol....)

Metalbro receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Burning Mandala travels to higher ground.

AEKN dies of dysentery. (Well, at least you had one moment of success this time, right?)

Falkoopa searches for a water source.

CWBanjo runs away from Cyndane.

 

[Luig]

AEKN dies of dysentery. (Well, at least you had one moment of success this time, right?)

What a way to go out.

 

[Fluttershy]

Metalbro ready

So who and where am I?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

LoneKonWolf fends Luigi, Metalbro, and AEKN away from his fire. (Well, I guess you're not a lone wolf for nothing, right?)
LoneKonWolf searches for firewood. (Must've ran out after last night)

Damn right, I'm a loner by heart, it teaches you day to day survival in modern society, fending in the woods is better than with everyone

AEM poisons LumaOkami's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies. (lol....)

She probably saw it coming, mastermind katt strikes

 

[Kneutronic]

AEKN dies of dysentery. (Well, at least you had one moment of success this time, right?)

...What did I eat?

Oh, well...

 

[Fluttershy]

I'm still living

 

[Metalbro]

There were 3 instances i can remember when people either destoyed lumas supplies or raided her camp. lmao

 

[KingofPhantoms]

What a way to go out.

Dysentery is coming for you all.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Fallen Tributes 8

AEM
District 11

AEKN
District 5

What are the odds that both tributes whose usernames begin with "AE" died on the same day?

Night 8

Spoiler

Arrow of Light spears Falkoopa in the abdomen. (Ow....)

CWBanjo, LumaOkami, Burning Mandala, and Substitution tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Metalbro and Cyndane talk about the tributes still alive.

Smudges receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

LoneKonWolf goes to sleep.

Luigi sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Day 9

Spoiler

Metalbro tries to spear fish with a trident.

Substitution hunts for other tributes.

Arrow of Light receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Luigi sets LumaOkami on fire with a molotov. (And thus, karma has struck!)

LoneKonWolf receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Burning Mandala collects fruit from a tree.

Cyndane sprains her ankle while running away from Smudges.

CWBanjo receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. (What's with everyone getting tons of fresh supplies tonight?)

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...What did I eat?

Golden's flesh?

 

[Deleted member]

NOBODY REMEMBERS ME

 

[Luig]

Luigi sets LumaOkami on fire with a molotov. (And thus, karma has struck!)

Should say "fire jump punch"

 

[Kneutronic]

Luigi sets LumaOkami on fire with a molotov. (And thus, karma has struck!)

Karma did strike, but it would have been even more golden if Kon did it...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Poor katt, died by the thing she loved, fire

 

[KingofPhantoms]

NOBODY REMEMBERS ME

...shoot, I forgot to put you in this one ,didn't I?

I know had you on the list at one point.....I guess I might've put someone else in your district then forgot to add you back. I'm sorry....



..well, Fallen Tributes 9

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Falkoopa
District 11

LumaOkami
District 3

Night 9

Spoiler

Luigi sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Substitution loses sight of where he is.

LoneKonWolf questions his sanity.

Smudges sets an explosive off, killing Metalbro, Arrow of Light, Burning Mandala and Cyndane. (Good God. 4 Deaths at the hands of Smudges at once. Talk about a wipe out.)

CWBanjo unknowingly eats toxic berries. (YES! FINALLY! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!)

The Feast

Spoiler

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Luigi cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (Luigi, you're making the exact same mistake Toon Link did in that Smash character simulator. )

Smudges decides not to go to The Feast.

Substitution severely injures LoneKonWolf, but puts him out of his misery. (JEEZ!)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Karma did strike, but it would have been even more golden if Kon did it...

Nah that would of been irony

 

[Kneutronic]

And the Substitute comes outta nowhere.

 

[A10theHero]

Once again, Substitution reminds us that he should be feared.

 

[Kneutronic]

Nah that would of been irony

*thinks in his head*

...Oh.

Ok, that.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

LoneKonWolf questions his sanity.

Huh how perfect, the literal next event after hearing my sister die is me going insane. That's pretty realistic

Substitution severely injures LoneKonWolf, but puts him out of his misery. (JEEZ!)

. . . ow

 

[Blossom ✿]

CWBanjo unknowingly eats toxic berries. (YES! FINALLY! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!)

...****ing hell. I didn't even get a honorable death.

 

[A10theHero]

There is no place for honor in the Hunger Games. Only death...and frozen lakes.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

We're at the end of the game here, people!

Day 10

Spoiler

Smudges begs for Substitution to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Smudges. (You do realize, with no other tributes but the two of you, you could've ended him then and there?)

Fallen Tributes 10

Spoiler

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Metalbro
District 1

ARrow of Light
District 1

Burning Mandala
District 10

Cyndane
District 12

CWBanjo
District 4

Luigi
District 6

LoneKonWolf
District 3

Smudges
District 7

And with that.....the winner is Substitution from District 2!

 

[Luig]

And with that.....the winner is Substitution from District 2!

So, one of the worst counters in smash 4 wins?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Huh third place and i didn't die by something stupid, not bad

Congrats mvg

 

[Blossom ✿]

A plush doll won... when should we start bowing down to our overly priced merchandise lord?

 

[Kneutronic]

Now that I think about it, my run seems a bit fitting for me.

I killed someone, then I get washed with guilt and I begged for people to kill me.

Then the bacteria settles in.

 

[Felix the Slayer]

Felix the Slayer accidently steps on a landmine. (Yep. Metal handled that explosive with care after all. )

Damn you Metalbro . Oh well, on the bright side I didn't get thrown into shipping Hell this time.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

No that was mostly me this time.

Which by the way, i still hate all of you, especially you king

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Now that I think about it, my run seems a bit fitting for me.

I killed someone, then I get washed with guilt and I begged for people to kill me.

Then the bacteria settles in.

That's what you get for killing a unicorn

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Substitution is currently our champion.

He did nearly nothing all game then near the end murders one person and agrees to kill someone else begging for death.

Plush toys, man.

No that was mostly me this time.

Which by the way, i still hate all of you, especially you king

Hey, I didn't start the shipping in this one! Unicorn called the first ship this time!

(And RNG is beyond my or anyone else's control anyway, so....)

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Substitution is currently our champion.

He did nearly nothing all game then near the end murders one person and agrees to kill someone else begging for death.

Plush toys, man.



Hey, I didn't start the shipping in this one! Unicorn called the first ship this time!

(And RNG is beyond my or anyone else's control anyway, so....)

You still encouraged it, and saying i hate sg is basically beating a dead horse

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

You still encouraged it, and saying i hate unikorn is basically beating a dead horse

*chuckles*

 

[Kneutronic]

...I never brought it up...

...I don't think...

 

[Metalbro]

Smudges with dat quad 360 noscope

dang and he took me and AoL out too, we smash together and die together

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The placements:

Spoiler

Substitution
Winner
District 2
2 Kills

Smudges
2nd Place
District 7
5 Kills

LoneKonWolf
3rd Place
District 3
1 Kill

Luigi
4th Place
District 6
1 Kill

CWBanjo
5th Place
District 4
3 Kills

Cyndane
6th Place
District 12
1 Kill

Burning Mandala
3rd Place
District 10

Arrow of Light
3rd Place
District 1
1 Kill

Metalbro
4th Place
District 1

LumaOkami
5th Place
District 3
1 Kill

Falkoopa
6th Place
District 11
1 Kill

AEKN
3rd Place
District 5
1 Kill

AEM
3rd Place
District 11

Felix the Slayer
3rd Place
District 9

Frostwraith
4th Place
District 12

SilverEra
5th Place
District 6

LucarioDude
6th Place
District 7

A10theHero
3rd Place
District 5

UNiC0RN
3rd Place
District 4

GoldenYuiitusin
3rd Place
District 10
1 Kill

Omar 25
4th Place
District 9

KingofPhantoms
5th Place
District 2

Hats 'n clogs
6th Place
District 8
1 Kill

Lily
3rd Place
District 8

Summary:

Spoiler

The Bloodbath
No deaths occurred.

Day 1
Hats 'n clogs throws a knife into Lily's chest.

Night 1
LoneKonWolf, Smudges, and GoldenYuiitusin track down and kill Hats 'n clogs.
UNiC0RN forces Cyndane to kill SilverEra or KingofPhantoms. She decides to kill KingofPhantoms.

Day 2
CWBanjo repeatedly stabs Omar 25 to death with sais.

Night 2
LumaOkami taints GoldenYuiitusin's food, killing him.
AEKN throws a knife into UNiC0RN's head.
Falkoopa kills A10theHero with a sickle.

Day 3
No deaths occurred.

Night 3
No deaths occurred.

Day 4
No deaths occurred.

Night 4
No deaths occurred.

Day 5
LucarioDude, SilverEra, and CWBanjo get into a fight. CWBanjo triumphantly kills them both.

Night 5
No deaths occurred.

Day 6
No deaths occurred.

Night 6
Frostwraith dies from hypothermia.
Felix the Slayer accidently steps on a landmine.

Day 7
No deaths occurred.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
AEM poisons LumaOkami's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies.
AEKN dies of dysentery.

Night 8
ARrow of Light spears Falkoopa in the abdomen.

Day 9
Luigi sets LumaOkami on fire with a molotov.

Night 9
Smudges sets an explosive off, killing Metalbro, ARrow of Light, Burning Mandala and Cyndane.
CWBanjo unknowingly eats toxic berries.

The Feast
Luigi cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Substitution severely injures LoneKonWolf, but puts him out of his misery.

Day 10
Smudges begs for Substitution to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Smudges.
The winner is Substitution from District 2!

This was pretty fun, even though I still died early on.

I liked a lot of what happened in this one although nothing will ever be able to beat Luma's legendary kill.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

nothing will ever be able to beat Luma's legendary kill.

That kill was too glorious!

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*chuckles*

Huh i didn't even see that, nice find

That kill was too glorious!

I admit, it was funny even though i was the victim

 

[Felix the Slayer]

So how often do you do these KingofPhantoms ?