How Was Your Day?

[Gender Offender]

My day was freaking excellent
I was supposed to go to school
But we got a snow day

I was grounded but I was supposed to go skiing
With my friends who I have not seen in months
And I had also cleaned the whole house the night before
But first my mom finally decided to take me to the doctors
After four months of coughing and deafness in one ear

My doctor told me I have a sinus infection
And there is a possibility I have asthma or pneumonia

Oh but my day only gets better

Then she tells me I can't go skiing
Even though I've been skiing while I was sick for weeks now
(Skiing is something I'm passionate about)

I cried a bit so then my mom decides she knows what will cheer me up!
A trip to my aunt's house... I protested but she says let's go for a minute
So I told her I would wait in the car
I was in there about a half an hour when she sent my uncle out, then she herself came out
Telling me that we were going to be there a while because my Aunt needed to run some errands
And we needed to watch my other Aunt who was handicapped
I still waited in the car
My Aunt then came out and forced me inside

Guess how long we stayed!
10 whole hours. 12-10 pm.

I had plans to go to the movies at 7 to make up for not going skiing
So I talked to my dad on the phone about taking me home
And how I was currently at my Aunt's for six hours
While my mom did not fill my four perscriptions I needed
Including the one for the new inhaler I need, the giant pills, and the small yucky tasting ones.
He told me I was ungrounded but, concluded I was "too sick"
Although all my doctor told me to do was stay out of the wheather

I watched the Hannah Montana movie with my cousin
I wish I went to school today. : (​

 

[Thatfatcat]

Um. Is this a satire?

 

[Gender Offender]

Um. Is this a satire?

Yes. I had a terrible day.
I cannot tell you how miserable that house is
And my Aunts yelled at me for shutting myself up
But they didn't know I was doing that because
I was crying because they ruined my night.​

 

[Thatfatcat]

What is, in your mind, a satire?

 

[Gender Offender]

Sarcastic riduculing.​

 

[Thatfatcat]

sarcasm directed towards a certian subject to seem as if real, for comical affect....is more like the defnition.


Is your whole first post a satire?

 

[Gender Offender]

Yessireebob.​

 

[Thatfatcat]

Noiceeee. I applaud you for making fun of all of the Twilight-loving-jonas brother-worshipping-scene-wearing SOB's also known as the teenage population of today.

 

[Gender Offender]

That's hard for me to tell if your joking or not.​

 

[Thatfatcat]

I was being serious.

 

[Gender Offender]

Oh because of the art of ending a conversation?​

 

[Thatfatcat]

What in God's name are you talking about? I was tipping my hat to your saitirical portrayal of the adolecent population!

 

[Gender Offender]

Oh mah bad. I seriously was upset today.
I mean I wasn't that dramatic as in the post
And exaggerated for effect,
But I thought you meant a forum I made making fun of Twilight.​

 

[Thatfatcat]

....Why so serious?

 

[Gender Offender]

I see what you did thar​

 

[Thatfatcat]

what? I'm so confused.

 

[GOD!]

........wtf.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

She had a very bad day yesterday.
She told me. Ten times. =___=