How annoying is the above posters main?

[Furret24]

I think I'll run this joke into the ground.

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM BOOMERANGS, ARROWS, AND BOMBS, WHICH ARE ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO DON'T HAVE MANY WAYS TO AVOID THEM. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF SKULLTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "EEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEEGH" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH A TIDAL WAVE OF PROJECTILES. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL ZELDA CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, SKULL KID OR, I DON'T KNOW, I AM ERROR) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER LINK CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR LINK? I CAN DEAL WITH PINK GOLD PEACH BECAUSE AT LEAST HER SEPARATION FROM PEACH MADE SENSE (AND I ACTUALLY LIKE HER PERSONALITY). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

Now, then:

Funny how each character fit into this perfectly.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM FLAME CHOKE AND WARLOCK PUNCH, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING LIGHTER CHARACTERS, LIKE KIRBY OR GAME & WATCH. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "HEHHEHHUHHAHHAH" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID WARLOCK PUNCH. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL ZELDA CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, MIDNA OR, I DON'T KNOW, TETRA) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER CAPTAIN FALCON CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR CAPTAIN FALCON? I CAN DEAL WITH DOCTOR MARIO BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM MARIO MADE SENSE (AND I ACTUALLY AM A DOCTOR IRL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

What have I created

 

[EpicLuigiFan]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM FLAME CHOKE AND WARLOCK PUNCH, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING LIGHTER CHARACTERS, LIKE KIRBY OR GAME & WATCH. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "HEHHEHHUHHAHHAH" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID WARLOCK PUNCH. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL ZELDA CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, MIDNA OR, I DON'T KNOW, TETRA) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER CAPTAIN FALCON CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR CAPTAIN FALCON? I CAN DEAL WITH DOCTOR MARIO BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM MARIO MADE SENSE (AND I ACTUALLY AM A DOCTOR IRL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

What have I created

Thoron, Arcfire, Elwind, forward smash, when will people realise about the limit her specials have


I like Luigi (No nerf quotes OR ELSE!!!!!!!).

 

[Infinite901]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM NAIR AND LUIGI CYCLONE, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WITH BAD RANGE, LIKE KIRBY OR JIGGLYPUFF. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "HOO HAH HEY HAH HOO" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID MISFIRE. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL MARIO CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, FAWFUL OR, I DON'T KNOW, WALUIGI) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER MARIO CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR MARIO? I CAN DEAL WITH DORK PIT BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM PIT MADE SENSE (AND DORKS ARE PRETTY FUNNY). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

Now that I got that out of my system,

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM JUDGE AND OIL PANIC, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING PROJECTILE-HEAVY CHARACTERS, LIKE NESS OR ROBIN. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "BEEELELELELEEP" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID BUCKET. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL NINTENDO CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, ICE CLIMBERS OR, I DON'T KNOW, RECKLESS WIIMOTE SAFETY MAN) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER ROB CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR ROB? I CAN DEAL WITH ROY BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM MARTH MADE SENSE (AND HE HAS TEH PHIRE AND ROY'S OUR BOY). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

My God, I've created a meme!

 

[Smashifer]

tfw it never notified me of this thread being active although I'm watching it...

Anyways, let's keep this meme going!

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM D-AIR AND GRAB, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING LARGER CHARACTERS, LIKE MEWTWO OR CHARIZARD. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "HIIII!!" TAUNT 3 TIMES IN A ROW AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID D-AIR D-SMASH COMBO. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL KIRBY CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, PENGI OR, I DON'T KNOW, MARX) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER CUTE CHARACTER? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN A BOSS FOR A STAGE? I CAN DEAL WITH KING DEDEDE BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS ADDITION FROM KIRBY MADE SENSE (AND I ACTUALLY AM A KING IRL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

Man, that was fun.

 

[Furret24]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HER FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HER WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM SUNBALL AND SOCCER BALL, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING SLOW CHARACTERS, LIKE GANONDORF OR DEDEDE. HER VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN ICE PICK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "LATS STRICH DOHS SHOLDRS!!!!!" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID SUNBALL. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL RANDOM CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, GOKU (MONKEY MAGIC) OR, I DON'T KNOW, RECKLESS SAFETY GUY) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER CAPTAIN FALCON CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR CAPTAIN FALCON? I CAN DEAL WITH GANONDORF BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM ZELDA MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HER NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!


I'm getting a sense of Deja Vu from this.
I'm getting a sense of Deja Vu from this.

 

[Kneutronic]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM THE CAN AND CLAY DISKS, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING SLOW CHARACTERS, LIKE GANONDORF OR DEDEDE. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN BARK THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN LAUGH!!!!! TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID CAN. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL RANDOM CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, PURPLE MAN OR, I DON'T KNOW, FREDDY) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER CAPTAIN FALCON CLONE? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR CAPTAIN FALCON? I CAN DEAL WITH GANONDORF BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM ZELDA MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

Disclaimer: I have no problems with Duck Hunt, as I don't face a bunch of them.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM DASH ATTACK AND UP B, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO CAN'T ESCAPE HIS COMBOS, LIKE CAPTAIN FALCON OR BOWSER. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN GALAXIA THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "FIET MEE" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID SHUTTLE LOOP. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL KIRBY CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, DARK MATTER OR, I DON'T KNOW, ADELEINE) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER SWORD USER? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR KIRBY? I CAN DEAL WITH GREEN MARIO BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM MARIO MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

I have ruined this thread, haven't I

 

[Kneutronic]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS STALL, STALL, STALL, AND SPAM LLOID, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO CAN'T AVOID PROJECTILES WELL, LIKE KING DEDEDE OR BOWSER. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN NOTHING THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF TARANTULAS WITH KNIVES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "DANCE" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID TREE. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL OTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, KRYSTAL OR, I DON'T KNOW, K. ROOL) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER PROJECTILE SPAMMER? AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR NESS? I CAN DEAL WITH BLONDIE BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM NESS MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

...In short, yes. You did.

BTW, this is a very accurate description that I would give to that character.

 

[Furret24]

It feels like an uphill battle when Dedede kills you at 50% and you kill him at 150%.

I saved this thread.

 

[Yoshister]

It feels like an uphill battle when Dedede kills you at 50% and you kill him at 150%.

I saved this thread.

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS BUCKET, JUDGE, UP-SMASH, AND SPAM CHEF, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO CAN'T AVOID UP-SMASH WELL, LIKE KING DEDEDE OR DR. MARIO. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN GAMEBOY THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF GIANT HUNTSMAN SPIDERS WITH ROSE BUSH BRANCHES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID UP-SMASH, WHICH PUNISHES EVERYTHING. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL OTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, MIKE JONES OR, I DON'T KNOW, WII REMOTE AND NUNCHUNK) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER SMASH SPAMMER?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR IKE? I CAN DEAL WITH GANONDALF BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM C. FALCON MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

I shot it as it was crawling away or something.

 

[Furret24]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS BUCKET, JUDGE, UP-SMASH, AND SPAM CHEF, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO CAN'T AVOID UP-SMASH WELL, LIKE KING DEDEDE OR DR. MARIO. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN GAMEBOY THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF GIANT HUNTSMAN SPIDERS WITH ROSE BUSH BRANCHES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID UP-SMASH, WHICH PUNISHES EVERYTHING. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL OTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, MIKE JONES OR, I DON'T KNOW, WII REMOTE AND NUNCHUNK) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER SMASH SPAMMER?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR IKE? I CAN DEAL WITH GANONDALF BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM C. FALCON MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

I shot it as it was crawling away or something.

It's funny, because Dedede is one of the only characters who doesn't have to worry about usmash's partial invincibility.

Doc's insane power on his crazy fast smashes can become irritating to deal with.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM UP THROW INTO THUNDER, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO CAN'T DI WELL, LIKE KING DEDEDE OR BOWSER. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN SNORLAX THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF ARIADOS WITH HONEDGES FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "PIIKAAAAAAAAAAAA" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID THUNDER. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL POKÉMON CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, BLAZIKEN OR, I DON'T KNOW, KLEFKI) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER PICHU CLONE?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR PICHU? I CAN DEAL WITH GANONDALF BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM CRAPPIN FALCON MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

 

[Deleted member]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM PK FIRE OR ROPE SNAKE GRAB, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS HAVE TALL FRAMES LIKE KING DEDEDE OR R.O.B.. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN SQUEAKY TOY THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF NEEDLES WITH PIG FAT FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN TRIPPING TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID DMASH OR FMASH. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL MOTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, KUMATORA OR, I DON'T KNOW, NINTEN) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER NESS CLONE?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR NESS? I CAN DEAL WITH DR. MARIO BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM RED LUIGI MADE SENSE (MELEE FANSERVICE AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

Now that I got that out of my system,

 

[Mr. ShinyUmbreon]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM PK FIRE OR ROPE SNAKE GRAB, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS HAVE TALL FRAMES LIKE KING DEDEDE OR R.O.B.. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN SQUEAKY TOY THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF NEEDLES WITH PIG FAT FOR LEGS CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN TRIPPING TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR STUPID DMASH OR FMASH. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL MOTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, KUMATORA OR, I DON'T KNOW, NINTEN) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER NESS CLONE?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR NESS? I CAN DEAL WITH DR. MARIO BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM RED LUIGI MADE SENSE (MELEE FANSERVICE AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!

Now that I got that out of my system,

Wario sucks, his aerials are easy to space and all people do is spam the Bike.


and why not
too?

 

[Furret24]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM FORWARD SMASH AND UP SMASH, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T SAFE ON SHIELD, LIKE LITTLE MAC OR BOWSER. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF ROPE WITH KNIVES FOR SKIN CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "TRIPPING" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR UP SMASH. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL MOTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, JEFF OR, I DON'T KNOW, PAULA) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER NESS CLONE?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR NESS? I CAN DEAL WITH LUIGI BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM MARIO MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!


'd. I guess it's my fault for taking 50 minutes to make a post.

 

[EpicLuigiFan]

This character. GOOD GOD, THIS CHARACTER. I DESPISE THIS CHARACTER WITH A BURNING PASSION. I HATED HIM FROM DAY ONE. NOBODY PLAYS HIM WELL. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SPAM FORWARD SMASH AND UP SMASH, WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ANNOYING WHEN I'M PLAYING CHARACTERS WHO AREN'T SAFE ON SHIELD, LIKE LITTLE MAC OR BOWSER. HIS VOICE IS LIKE A GODDAMN TODDLER THAT'S ON FIRE REPEATEDLY BEING JAMMED INTO YOUR LEFT EAR WHILE A GIANT HORDE OF ROPE WITH KNIVES FOR SKIN CRAWL INTO YOUR RIGHT EAR, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SPAM THAT DAMN "TRIPPING" TAUNT AFTER CHEESING A KILL WITH THEIR UP SMASH. AND OF ALL THE POTENTIAL MOTHER CHARACTERS THEY COULD HAVE ADDED (FOR EXAMPLE, JEFF OR, I DON'T KNOW, PAULA) THEY HAD TO CHOOSE ANOTHER NESS CLONE?! AND ONE WHICH COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE BEEN AN ALT FOR NESS? I CAN DEAL WITH LUIGI BECAUSE AT LEAST HIS SEPARATION FROM MARIO MADE SENSE (TIME CONSTRAINTS AND ALL). BUT THIS? THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM NOT TO BE AN ALTERNATE COSTUME. WHY IS THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE SO POPULAR?!


'd. I guess it's my fault for taking 50 minutes to make a post.

PLEASE STOP THIS MEME

 

[Furret24]

PLEASE STOP THIS MEME

TEH MEEM WIL NEVUH DYE!!!

I'm starting to get sick of it though.

 

[Kneutronic]

Thanks, Dishwasher.


...He started that, right?

 

[Furret24]

Thanks, Dishwasher.


...He started that, right?

Yes. He was a very nice dishwasher.

I'm sorry.

 

[Tino]

I was gonna continue on with this thread until that mother****in' meme started.

Every time I see one makes me wanna punch somebody in the face...

 

[Furret24]

I was gonna continue on with this thread until that mother****in' meme started.

Every time I see one makes me wanna punch somebody in the face...

Then let's stop dwelling on it and keep the thread going.

This character chosen is below.

 

[Tino]

Then let's stop dwelling on it and keep the thread going.

This character chosen is below.

Well, with that **** out of the way...that Judge 9 is real.

 

[Mr. ShinyUmbreon]

Well, with that **** out of the way...that Judge 9 is real.

He's not annoying, he's just sad. His neutral is just depressing.

Also PewPews

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

So many arrows...

Also, I was being completely serious the first time.

 

[valakmtnsmash4]

that fair is the size of Texas

 

[Frizz]

Ninja'd. Never thought it'd happen to me.

Uh, Flare Blitz and Rock Smash is quite annoying once you get down to it.

/

 

[Smashifer]

Ninja'd. Never thought it'd happen to me.

Uh, Flare Blitz and Rock Smash is quite annoying once you get down to it.

/

Somewhat annoying when someone constantly tries to go for Nosfaratu, but that's really it.

 

[ixos]

Shadow Ball kills so early.

 

[Frizz]

Underused, but interesting to fight nonetheless.
As for an annoyance? Er... I suppose Pikmin Throw? I honestly don't want to kill the little guys, but if I don't, they'll kill ME. But seriously, Olimar/Alph is pretty fun to fight. You don't see them too often. A good player using a rarely seen character is always a treat.

They aren't particularly my main, but I want to see people's disturbances with them. They're quite underused as well, so there's that. Now, without further ado...

/

 

[Omelets]

Underused, but interesting to fight nonetheless.
As for an annoyance? Er... I suppose Pikmin Throw? I honestly don't want to kill the little guys, but if I don't, they'll kill ME. But seriously, Olimar/Alph is pretty fun to fight. You don't see them too often. A good player using a rarely seen character is always a treat.

They aren't particularly my main, but I want to see people's disturbances with them. They're quite underused as well, so there's that. Now, without further ado...

/

Stop making me salute your sun. WHY CAN'T I HIT THAT VOLLEY BALL BACK.

 

[Columbidae]

Almost every Lucas player I've seen on For Glory loves his down throw way too much.

 

[Tino]

It's the same **** with her. Paralyzer to grab to aerials to Spinning Kick. Gag me...

 

[Kneutronic]

*rants for hours about how bad Little Mac players are*

 

[Yoshister]

*rants for hours about how bad Little Mac players are*

The annoying thing about Nerfinja is that he got pointless nerfs.
I think it's about time to Nerf him again.

 

[Smashifer]

The annoying thing about Nerfinja is that he got pointless nerfs.
I think it's about time to Nerf him again.

Recovery so bad he fell off the roster and couldn't make it back until 13 years later.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

Not very common, but when he shows up, expect a lot of Up-B's.

 

[Tino]

Not very common, but when he shows up, expect a lot of Up-B's.

Expect scrubs to use Bowser Bomb and Flying Slam the whole match.

(every once in a while)

 

[Yoshister]

Expect scrubs to use Bowser Bomb and Flying Slam the whole match.

(every once in a while)

PK win.