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Hey, I have an idea!!!

blazefox

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So, wth was Sakurai's development team thinking when they made MK?
Sakurai: "So, guys. We gimped Marth this time around. Who should we make uber broken this time instead?"
Developer Dan: "Uhh... Metaknight!!! Ya, we can make all his smash attacks proritize over everything, and we can give him a move that has a hitbox 10x the size of his body!!!!"
Developer Henry: "Ya! And we can give him redicolous arial attacks that hit in 1/10th the time it would take most people to react!!!
Developer Bob: "While we're at it, we can break the old rules and let him attack after his recovery!!!
Sakurai: "Great ideas!!! Hip hip hooray for broken characters!!!"
Developer Steve: "Umm, guys, wouldn't this be ruining gameplay for most people???"
Sakurai: "Don't worry, we gave him one of the worst Final Smashes!!!"
Steve: Umm, doesn't it use an item to perform a FS?"
Sakurai: "Yeppers!!! Why?"
Steve: They don't use items on the competitive level of this game."
Sakurai: "Well look who's crashing the party? Fine, we'll make another character who's just as broken that can kill MK easy. Who's left to make?"
Dan: "Snake!!!"

The end. I just got my *** handed to me by a psycho MK. I'm Po'ed. Hope this made someone laugh...
 

ckm

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if you were looking for laughs, this was probably not the ideal location for the thread.
 

blazefox

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lol, Ya. I mean no offense to MK or the people or use him. Hell, I honestly can't use him cuz he's too fast for me. He takes alot of skill to use, it's just I was wondering how Sakurai came up with the ideas he had for MK during development. Moral of the story? There's always a Bob that makes things messed up ><
 

Dojo

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lolz

Friend: Hes right there's no way the creator could of made this piece of **** any better
Me: No dude if he had a freaking spike for his dair. He would be godlyyyyy
Friend: No **** that. If that woulda happened I would of quit already
 

Olimarman

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Hey, I have an idea!!!
So, wth was Sakurai's development team thinking when they made MK?
Sakurai: "So, guys. We gimped Marth this time around. Who should we make uber broken this time instead?"
Developer Dan: "Uhh... Metaknight!!! Ya, we can make all his smash attacks proritize over everything, and we can give him a move that has a hitbox 10x the size of his body!!!!"
Developer Henry: "Ya! And we can give him redicolous arial attacks that hit in 1/10th the time it would take most people to react!!!
Developer Bob: "While we're at it, we can break the old rules and let him attack after his recovery!!!
Sakurai: "Great ideas!!! Hip hip hooray for broken characters!!!"
Developer Steve: "Umm, guys, wouldn't this be ruining gameplay for most people???"
Sakurai: "Don't worry, we gave him one of the worst Final Smashes!!!"
Steve: Umm, doesn't it use an item to perform a FS?"
Sakurai: "Yeppers!!! Why?"
Steve: They don't use items on the competitive level of this game."
Sakurai: "Well look who's crashing the party? Fine, we'll make another character who's just as broken that can kill MK easy. Who's left to make?"
Dan: "Snake!!!"

The end. I just got my *** handed to me by a psycho MK. I'm Po'ed. Hope this made someone laugh...
Though you made this sound funny, it really is pretty much all true.

lolz

Friend: Hes right there's no way the creator could of made this piece of **** any better
Me: No dude if he had a freaking spike for his dair. He would be godlyyyyy
Friend: No **** that. If that woulda happened I would of quit already
He would greatly surpass Snake if his downair was a spike, officially naming him the most overpowered character in the game.
 

chili

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lolz

Friend: Hes right there's no way the creator could of made this piece of **** any better
Me: No dude if he had a freaking spike for his dair. He would be godlyyyyy
Friend: No **** that. If that woulda happened I would of quit already
Oh man... D-air being a spike... O_O
 

Kayzee

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Nah. What would really make Meta Knight overpowered is if he had a decent projectile, or if his dimensional cape was more like Pit's shield, but also made him invisible, like the way he used his cape in the E3 trailer.
 

blazefox

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I'd cry if his dimensional cape gave him even so much as super armor like Squirtles f-smash, charizards up-b, etc. I think the only reason Ness's PK fire interrupts tornado is it hits up top. His only vulnerable spot is his top while using it.
 
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