blazefox
Smash Journeyman
So, wth was Sakurai's development team thinking when they made MK?
Sakurai: "So, guys. We gimped Marth this time around. Who should we make uber broken this time instead?"
Developer Dan: "Uhh... Metaknight!!! Ya, we can make all his smash attacks proritize over everything, and we can give him a move that has a hitbox 10x the size of his body!!!!"
Developer Henry: "Ya! And we can give him redicolous arial attacks that hit in 1/10th the time it would take most people to react!!!
Developer Bob: "While we're at it, we can break the old rules and let him attack after his recovery!!!
Sakurai: "Great ideas!!! Hip hip hooray for broken characters!!!"
Developer Steve: "Umm, guys, wouldn't this be ruining gameplay for most people???"
Sakurai: "Don't worry, we gave him one of the worst Final Smashes!!!"
Steve: Umm, doesn't it use an item to perform a FS?"
Sakurai: "Yeppers!!! Why?"
Steve: They don't use items on the competitive level of this game."
Sakurai: "Well look who's crashing the party? Fine, we'll make another character who's just as broken that can kill MK easy. Who's left to make?"
Dan: "Snake!!!"
The end. I just got my *** handed to me by a psycho MK. I'm Po'ed. Hope this made someone laugh...
Sakurai: "So, guys. We gimped Marth this time around. Who should we make uber broken this time instead?"
Developer Dan: "Uhh... Metaknight!!! Ya, we can make all his smash attacks proritize over everything, and we can give him a move that has a hitbox 10x the size of his body!!!!"
Developer Henry: "Ya! And we can give him redicolous arial attacks that hit in 1/10th the time it would take most people to react!!!
Developer Bob: "While we're at it, we can break the old rules and let him attack after his recovery!!!
Sakurai: "Great ideas!!! Hip hip hooray for broken characters!!!"
Developer Steve: "Umm, guys, wouldn't this be ruining gameplay for most people???"
Sakurai: "Don't worry, we gave him one of the worst Final Smashes!!!"
Steve: Umm, doesn't it use an item to perform a FS?"
Sakurai: "Yeppers!!! Why?"
Steve: They don't use items on the competitive level of this game."
Sakurai: "Well look who's crashing the party? Fine, we'll make another character who's just as broken that can kill MK easy. Who's left to make?"
Dan: "Snake!!!"
The end. I just got my *** handed to me by a psycho MK. I'm Po'ed. Hope this made someone laugh...