Lol, oh no. It was just that it sounded like if you can do it on 1/4 speed its possible to do, but you just got to do it faster XD.
Ok, I actually tried it out with a wiimote. Personally I have never used a wiimote, but I was able to do DRs in a few tries after switching the grab button and the jump button on the D-pad. That would be, have shield as up on the D-pad, and jump as down on the D-pad. I'm use to using the L button on the GC controller for shielding, so I was ok with it.
To DR hit down on the D-pad to jump, followed up by hitting it again
with the A button at almost the same time. It's really quite easy once you get the timing down. Good luck .