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Battlecow

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You insufferable Jack-***! Did everyone else know that the accents were a sham? I thought you and your bro were genuinely autistic or something! I thought that that really was Saske's voice! I was trying so hard not to make fun of you! And there you sit, talking without a speech impediment! GRRRRRRR!
 

Battlecow

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That's the last time I'm ever sensitive towards ******** guys.

Okay it seems really obvious in retrospect but apparently I'm the most gullible person in the world when it comes to smash. Just ask Firo.
 

th3kuzinator

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What did firo trick you into thinking he was some random nameless scrub or something and then show up at your school with a controller and then lose the first couple of matches to make you feel good and make you believe he was a scrub and then destroy you with ness or something?

yeah that would be pretty embarrassing.
 

tacos

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if a long time ago is a week yea
LOL it was a week ago :glare:

What did firo trick you into thinking he was some random nameless scrub or something and then show up at your school with a controller and then lose the first couple of matches to make you feel good and make you believe he was a scrub and then destroy you with ness or something?

yeah that would be pretty embarrassing.
LOL where did i hear this....
sarcasm :p
 

firo

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What did firo trick you into thinking he was some random nameless scrub or something and then show up at your school with a controller and then lose the first couple of matches to make you feel good and make you believe he was a scrub and then destroy you with ness or something?

yeah that would be pretty embarrassing.
Wow, that would be pretty embarrassing indeed. But what sort of mastermind/genius would do something like that?
 

Battlecow

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OK, see, I was convinced that Firo would be some sort of chubby asian dude. And for some reason his ness that day wasn't beating me as badly as I remembered him doing online, so I figured he was just some guy from Firo's dorm who had learned the tricks of the trade or something. In retrospect, it seems super obvious, but he did such a good job of turning over his controller and looking bemused when I mentioned the Z button...

My favorite quotes from that:

"So if you press jump like twice and then an air attack-"
"Oh yeah, we know how to do the quick jump thing"

"See, you can play online. It's pretty cool. Some guy named firo- lives around here actually- owns the server."
 

The Star King

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OK, see, I was convinced that Firo would be some sort of chubby asian dude. And for some reason his ness that day wasn't beating me as badly as I remembered him doing online, so I figured he was just some guy from Firo's dorm who had learned the tricks of the trade or something. In retrospect, it seems super obvious, but he did such a good job of turning over his controller and looking bemused when I mentioned the Z button...

My favorite quotes from that:

"So if you press jump like twice and then an air attack-"
"Oh yeah, we know how to do the quick jump thing"

"See, you can play online. It's pretty cool. Some guy named firo- lives around here actually- owns the server."
Lolwut I thought Kuz was kidding, that seriously happened? **** son, get *****.
 

Battlecow

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No, it actually happened, and it was more ridiculous than it sounds. I don't know why it worked, it really shouldn't have. Combination of RAGE inhibiting my judgement and less-harsh beatings than I had previously experienced and my boi Fynal acting like nothing was happening and my thinking that no one would do that.
 
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