God-Awful Puns

[OOz]

Why did the Villager not put down the axe?

• Because he had no time to relAXE

 

[Lord Dio]

I'm like a boomerang because I am SO coming back here.

 

[JacobZion]

I have a lot of Bayonetta Smash Puns I want to use, but I can't pick witch one to tell

Share them all!

 

[JacobZion]

Aren't inventions great? The broom was invented and it swept the people all across the nation. However things got rolling when the wheel was invented and the invention scene really got off the ground when the plane was invented.

Idk just trying.

 

[JacobZion]

Timmy the toy windup soldier had been sitting on the shelf for 10 years but his owners attempted to wind him up agsin. Unfortunately he wound up dead.

 

[Galm]

Hey Jake, just FYI try not to make multiple posts in a row. Fit it all in one if you can.