Funny Dialogue/ Things that should be in a story mode in Ultimate, if there is one

[Champion of Hyrule]

Like the title says, write funny dialogue or things that should happen in a story mode in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate if there is one. Here is mine:
Thanatos from Kid Icarus meets Death from Castlevania, and Thanatos thinks he is a reaper. They team up or something then

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I would personally love for King K. Rool and King Dedede to have some form of rivalry just for laughs despite being supposedly on the same team.

This picture kind of says it all.

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