Forum Fight!!!!

[smashfan666]

DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!

(i do everything in this video after putting out the fire on me by jumping into a lake)

BIRD BIRD BIRD! BAH-BIRD'S THE WORD!

BIRD BIRD BIRD! BAH-BIRD'S THE WORD!

BIRD BIRD BIRD! BAH-BIRD'S THE WORD!

STINKO DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD WELL SMASHFAN'S GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRD!

A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BA-BIRD'S THE WORD!

A WELL A BIRD- suuuuurfiiiiiiing, *seizure* BLABLIDDLEBLABLIDDLEBLABLIDDE BLURBABLAHBABLURBABLAHBABLURBABLAHBABLURBABLAHBA HNNNNNNNGH!!! (fall down)

ba-ba-ba-oom-a-mow-mow! ba-ba-oom-mow-ma-mow! (continues)

 

[Tacel]

I think that's the first time I ever saw that.
...
*Shoots Smash in Temporal Bone*

 

[smashfan666]

(shoots TAL with a WHOLE BUNCHA BULLETS!!!)

YOU... CAN'T HURT... ANYONE... ANYMORE...

 

[StinkomanFan]

Really? I learned it from Postal 2.
...
*stabs smash in the ear with an ice pick*

 

[Tacel]

*Throws Smash into a pool of radioactive chemicals AND THAT DoESN'T MAKE YOU A SUPER HERO*

 

[smashfan666]

(is singing the fcc song)

 

[Tacel]

*Jumps on top of Smash and stabs him repeatedly with a poison dagger*

STOP

WITH

THE

FAMILY

GUY

REFERENCES ! ! !

 

[StinkomanFan]

*grabs smash, rips his mouth off, tears it into pieces, burns it, rips his

Spoiler

non-existant

heart of his chest, decapitates smash, and uses his head too turn his body to stone*
It. Is. Over.

 

[smashfan666]

why. are. we. talking. like. this?

(this funny sh*t plays with all of us dancing to, and mouthing, the lyrics)

 

[StinkomanFan]

It's not funny you annoying troll.

 

[Tacel]

Whatever he is, you have to...
1. Decapitate him (Zombie)
2. Incinerate him (Zombie)
3. Shoot him with a silver bullet (Werewolf)
4. Press a cross to his forehead (Vampire)
5. Pour holy water on him (Vampire)
6. Stab him with a wooden stake (Vampire)
7. Burn him at the stake (Witch)
8. Burn him at the steak (Mmm...)

 

[smashfan666]

(stuffs a billion pounds of beer into stinkomanfan's throat)

just... stop...

i am a....

TIME PARADOX!!!

so yeah, there's no killing me...

 

[Tacel]

*Ties Smash to ground*
*Shoots Stinko in the stomach and the beer pours out*
*Holds Smash's mouth open and forces him to drink it all*
There we go.
...
Oh crap. I shot Stinko.

 

[smashfan666]

(beer pours onto TAL)

i'm a time paradox! that sh*t won't work...

 

[StinkomanFan]

You are a failure at life, smash. My sheer anger is not enough to manifest my destuctive hatred of your feeble existance. You should have been aborted. I will find you, crush heart with a sledgehammer, use your skull as a chamberpot, use your intestines as a jump rope, take your stomach and use it as a soccer ball. I will murder you in your sleep.

 

[Tacel]

You are a failure at life, smash. My sheer anger is not enough to manifest my destuctive hatred of your feeble existance. You should have been aborted. I will find you, crush heart with a sledgehammer, use your skull as a chamberpot, use your intestines as a jump rope, take your stomach and use it as a soccer ball. I will murder you in your sleep.

You finally did it, SmashFan666. You drove him insane and there no turning back now.

 

[smashfan666]

...that won't work anyway

(i am disappeared. the some buildings disappear and the sun is missing)

so just f**k whatever idea you have...

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Gentlemen, Smash is obviously a god-modding little troll.... any objections to this statement?
@TAL
....Magic?

 

[StinkomanFan]

DAMMiT SMASH WHY DON'T YOU ****ING DIE!?

 

[smashfan666]

(everything is gone and you all are vanishing)

 

[Tacel]

DAMMiT SMASH WHY DON'T YOU ****ING DIE!?

He still has vitals and I'm inferring that he's healthy.

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

DAMMiT SMASH WHY DON'T YOU ****ING DIE!?

Just calm down Stink, there's no point in arguing with a god-modding little troll whom obviously thinks he has power outside of reality...

 

[StinkomanFan]

NO SMASH, YOU WILL BE THE ****ING ONE TO DIE. *I rip smash apart, peice by peice stopping to eat his internal organs*
Edit: Oh god, I feel so much better after that.

 

[smashfan666]

(organs floating everywhere)

STILL ALIVE, NEENER-NEENER-NEENER!

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

(organs floating everywhere)

STILL ALIVE, NEENER-NEENER-NEENER!

...Kid, do us all a **** favor and just go away. Your god-modding, lack of humor, and stupidity is driving us insane, you're probably one of the most annoying little brats I have ever met online, just get off and get a life for God's sake.
God I fail at arguing.

 

[Tacel]

LUCKILY, I have lawyer skills!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3774647

 

[smashfan666]

you pitiful scum...

*everything turns to normal*

i was only trying to get a good scare out of this, but f**k that. now i think i'll just slit your throat...

(holds a knife up to TAL's throat)

annoyance...

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

LUCKILY, I have lawyer skills!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3774647

I thought I was the only one on this thread who even used that thing :V
In conclusion: Smash is an annoying little 12 year old whom thinks he has power on a computer. He god-mods and trolls, giving others frustration. He probably goes all "Z0M6 N00Bz I C4N7 D13*foams at the mouth*" when he's even on a computer.
Do you two have anything to add?

 

[Tacel]

*Throws Deku Nut on ground and there is a flash*
*When the flash goes away, I have a knife to Smash's throat instead*
Everybody god-mod!

 

[StinkomanFan]

Look who is talking. Your sheer ignorance is enough to start Scientology.
Edit: ****ed ninjas

 

[smashfan666]

you bore me...

(does some strange hand signs. i disappear)

(i reappear and flip TAL off)

**** you!

(pulls out a wheelbarrow and smashed it on stinkomanfan's head)

 

[Tacel]

NOT AGAI- - -*Gets knocked out-

 

[StinkomanFan]

*i stop it by being like smash* lol im that cool rofl noobs. *takes smashes arm and beats him with it*

 

[smashfan666]

(uses a rune to turn stinkomanfan into a whale and i start stabbing him with a sword)

**** thee thou cursed whale! from the depths of hell i stabbeth thee!

 

[Tacel]

*reference*

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

Okay you know what? Just because of this annoying kid Smash,I'm going to access my inner god-madding....*Turns $00P3R $441N level 1337*RAWWR!*Telepors behind Smash, kahmehamehas him into the ground, then does some utterly uber thing I can explain*SHOOP DA WHOOP CANNON!*Shoop da whoops smashfan*ROAD ROLLER DA!*A road roller lands on smash*Uh...utter uber and god-madding attacks*Insert god-modding attacks here that Smash can't escape or dodge or teleport or block or anything. And it totally beats God cause it's so 1337 and uhm, yeah*
God-madding: Beyond God-modding only I can use so shut up Smashfan >_>:

 

[smashfan666]

YOU ****ING *****!!!

(throws an in-use heater at HNSMK)

 

[StinkomanFan]

Nice! *holds hand up to high-5 HNSMK*

 

[Tacel]

He always ruins it. *holds lighter in front of hairspray and uses it as a makeshift flamethrower, which I use to burn smash alive*

8,000th post.
Soon it will be...
over nine thousaaaaaaand!!!

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

YOU ****ING *****!!!

(throws an in-use heater at HNSMK)

*Uber 1337ness reflects it*
$00P3r $4Y41n 1337 Hoshi: OLOLOLOLOLOLOL *Stuffs Smash with OVER 9000 WTF bombs*

(FFF- I hate using my God-madding powers, I seem so stupid when using them. Oh yes, and $00P3R $4Y41N 1337 is mine Smash, so no for you)
*Hive-5s Stink*