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For Falcon Fans that want a good laugh

halfDemon

Smash Lord
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,016
Location
Buffalo Grove, Illinois
Captain Falcon is the main character in the F-Zero and F-One games. Altough believed to have been born in Port City he is actually a time traveler from the year 1336 who has come to the future to prevent the creations of anymore Land Before Time sequels and to stop Ganon Musolini from destroying the Future.
I LOL'd big time.
 

Zeee

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Nov 10, 2006
Messages
352
Location
East Orange NJ
I like how they have entries for stuff like "your mom" or "that guy".
The Super Smash Beach Volley ball is rofl material



..... My fav....

In the opening movie of SSBX, Jigglypuff does some naked cliff-diving in the dark. These five seconds got the game its M for nudity rating. But ****, it was worth it!
 

T-major

Smash Champion
Joined
Oct 19, 2006
Messages
2,167
Location
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
LAWL! that awsome! *favorites site*.

I laughed the hole time I was reading that! Captain Falcon is even cooler now that I know of his "dude you can drive really, really fast" powers.

and my favorite line ever; "Get a CLUE, bird brain. It's cuz it's got cinnamon swirls all over every bite! Falcon... CRUNCH!"

there to much funny to list!
 

Mr.Showtime

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 22, 2006
Messages
597
Location
FL
Lol, as T-Major said...funniest line ever. Get a CLUE, bird brain.It's cuz it's got cinnamon swirls all over every bite!Falcon... CRUNCH!"
 

Roman.

Smash Champion
Joined
Mar 25, 2007
Messages
2,492
Location
Wilbraham, MA (Springfield)
I need drugs like I need women. Men. FALCON PUNCH!

wow...that had me going for a while, great site!

Captain Co.ck? I'm not calling myself that, FALCON PUNCH!

Any time not spent kneeing is time better spent kneeing! (on)
 
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