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I've had a blog containing a ton of quotes for quite some time now, which was linked to in my sig. Seeing as it's over a year old, and I wanted to reorganize the entire thing, I decided to just post a new blog of it.
So without further ado, here are all of my favorite quotes. Quotes that aren't cited I either don't know who said them or, more likely, someone I know in real life said it and names will therefore be irrelevant to you all.
If you don't understand a quote, it's probably because it's an inside joke. This is partially for your reading enjoyment and partially to archive my favorite quotes.
And no, I did not miss your favorite quote. Your favorite quote is not my favorite quote.
So without further ado, here are all of my favorite quotes. Quotes that aren't cited I either don't know who said them or, more likely, someone I know in real life said it and names will therefore be irrelevant to you all.
If you don't understand a quote, it's probably because it's an inside joke. This is partially for your reading enjoyment and partially to archive my favorite quotes.
And no, I did not miss your favorite quote. Your favorite quote is not my favorite quote.
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Humorous Quotes
Humorous Quotes
"Sakurai is a communist." - __V
"life is one long agonizing 0-death combo" - 56k
"I don't want fighting games to have no learning curve, but I don't want glitches either." - Johnny Pteran
"Then why do you play Brawl?" - Cinder
"Every time you play Brawl, a puppy dies." - Cinder
"You cut up the Latino Frog.
Isn't that enough man?!
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?!" - Yaya
"My grammars are good, I did not troll, this topic isn't trolling, I'm just trying to let the members not to say any offensive to me. And it's you if you said I have terrible grammars and spelling, and you know what, how should I report your post like that? Oh yes, telling me that I have bad grammars and spelling, how should you teach me like that? You know what, it's time to make my report." - MaxfireXSA
"CRESSELIA !?!?!? FOR ALL I CARE SHE'S A FLYING FAIL OF A CROISSANT TRYING TO BE A JELLY DOUGHNUT. ITS SERIOUSLY HORRIBLE. PLUS HOW TO OBTAIN IT IS EQUALLY HORRIBLE. I MEAN YOUR GOING TO CHASE FOR THAT FLYING JELLY CROISSANT AND IT TOTALLY SUCKS. ITS A **** WASTE OF A MASTER BALL OR ANY POKEBALL FOR THAT MATTER. I BET FIRUS' SHAYMIN CAN BEAT THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A POKEMON! GAH!" - Darkslash
"Some people will just be stupid forever." - Meta-Kirby
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have Nostalgia Cancer. I say you have about a month to live, remember the good days when you didn't HAVE nostalgia cancer?" - Meta-Kirby
"Well the red ring of death is better than the white Wii of boredom. >_>" - Meta-Kirby
"Blah, I'm like....drifting in and out of sleep I'm gonna hit the gay." - Meta-Kirby
"YES! I've always longed for the day a Pokémon battle would start instead of a religion debate!" - Frown
"Apparently, Bloody Mary was supposed to kill me in my sleep last night. I guess she had a busy schedule
" - Bowser King
"Half the reason Nintendo's conference sucked was because she (Cammie) wouldn't shut up about her wrist." - Crazymofo123
"WE LOVE NINTENDO BECAUSE THEY MAKE COOL GAMES WITH MOTION CENSORS" - SkylerOcon
"Leave me alone ***holes, I want a good amount of space while I'm on fire" - Falconv1.0
"Let's all join hands and say "**** YOU" to **** like that" - Falconv1.0
"Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." - John Bender, The Breakfast Club
"The stomach knows not ugly." - Frank Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
"Maybe that's why I like animals so much; they tell it like it is. Moo! Quack! Bark! That's straight shooting!" - Frank Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
"Sometimes I wish the game would just put me down."
"It's like Magnesium except Copper instead of Magnesium."
"Always save before opening a package of bread."
"This looks disgusting. Want it?"
"Because apparently, copyright infringement is illegal."
"Can you help me make World of Warcraft?"
*I prepare to serve a volleyball*
"Come on! I believe in you like Ash believes in Pikachu!"
*The ball falls short of the net*
"...Or maybe Bulbasaur."
"Don't create paradoxes, they cause the universe to poke everyone in the universe in the eye simultaneously."
"they had worse spelln gthan me"
"I've been so deprived of sleep that I constantly sleep deprived."
"Bacon fixes me."
"Grammar is Peace
Spelling is Freedom
Punctuation is Power"
"You can't be killed by a metaphorical bat."
"Death is like Florida. There's a lot of old people there."
"I think that's the Mysterious Mr. Gnome."
"...That's toilet paper."
"That hole is gapular."
"We can't hear you because we're ignoring your face."
"It's pizza, what is there to fix about it?!"
"It's like evade but with pirates."
"$6 sith free shipping"
"I can't think of what Amusement Ceased is. Unless you mean the Wii."
"It would've been funny if I'd died?"
"That would've made it more awesome."
(Funny IM message placement)
"At least I'm in a healthy relationship -- well, okay, at least I'm in a relationship!"
"Every time I go around a corner I blow up."
"What, did someone come back from drinking, open the dresser drawer, and vomit?"
"There is a 30% chance that that is EXACTLY what happened."
"You are a living parabola."
"We need to figure out what the universe is."
"Okay, hold on."
"Red ring of death! Best birthday present ever!"
"Wait, you have pants now?"
"Don't use a simile on my penguin."
"I got a fly Pikachu"
"Do not save [things] in .jpg format. Even if somebody is holding a gun to your head." - A Pokemon spriting guide
"To the victor goes the shovelware." - A random person on another forum who didn't understand the meaning of the phrase "To the victor goes the spoils"
"In Galaxy, Bowser just comes along and snatches Peach, then Mario goes on a linear and boring platforming acid trip through space!" - A YouTube comment responding to a comment declaring Galaxy's plot better than Sunshine's
"Have you ever heard the expression 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?" - Bill McNeal, NewsRadio
"Yes! It was a lot like the Monster Mash, except this was definitely not a graveyard smash." - Matthew Brock, NewsRadio
"Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin." - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
"...Let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me. Thank you." - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
"The last galaxy is a Metroid. Peace is in captivity."
"It's like pie except for a treadmill."
"Meekshun!"
"Plastic Halloween ninjas."
"LOOP OF DECEPTION!"
"Get off my field sweetheart...why are you so queer?!"
"Here's an interesting fact for you. Know the only country that paid back reparations to the US? Finland. I went to Finland once. I was about your age. You go into this sauna thing and there's this huge woman and before you know it she's whipping you with birch bark."
"Bennet, do you know what a bra is?"
"Wow, you work better with less clothes."
"That's what she said."
"Let's hope...because when you're my age, she won't."
"If you get this wrong, I will crucify you. That's a literal use of the word -- I mean, a figurative use!"
"Now there's one way we could solve the cell phone issue! Just take someone into the auditorium and lynch them! That'll stop all you fools from using your cell phones."
"Life should not be a race from Point A to Point B. Life should be a leap of faith from Point A. For best results, jump naked!"
"Quote me on this--unhappy marriages breed early death."
"Marry money, and if you get into a fight -- duck."
"Name your child Millard."
"If Stanley were James Bond, Mitch would be Weird Al Yankovic."
"This is going to turn into 'Holocaust: The Video Game.'"
"The Great Chicago Fire destroyed the entirety of Chicago, it was hilarious."
"You're not really done until you've written your last tuition check and the family dog has died."
"I mean, I can't say I hate people, but I can't wait until they GTFO of my life." - Meta-Kirby
"Do you know how much I love genocide?"
"I'm an eco-friendly communist. I mow everyone's lawn!"
"Country, to me, can be hit or miss. I like Brad Paisley, some things by Tim McGraw, and I can jam to some Taylor Swift, but like....sometimes I hate the whole "I live in a marsh, drinking beer, haven't seen my wife in 3 years but I have a horse that is cool" thing." - Meta-Kirby
"[The Sound Of Music] is a stupid movie because what it did for an entire generation of Americans is make Austria look like it's this wonderful country. Austria is nothing more than a bunch of unreconstructed Nazis who didn't get blown up in World War II, and they should have!"
"That's the thing about classical music. It knows what you're doing."
“Don’t spend $10 on a valentine for your girlfriend, send an e-card – it’s greener!”
"I buried Tom's dog once."
"Now I have to look at Pokémon sprites to find which ones look good with a rake up their ***."
"Ooh an Angry Canadian. What's he going to do, poison your maple syrup?" - Meta-Kirby
"Dude, I don't know what you're talking about, but Modern Warfare 3 was a GREAT Modern Warfare 2 map pack" - Wave
"So...what you're saying is, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and acts like a duck, it's a Pikachu?"
"That joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark."
"My Nightwish would be Taylor Swift."
"They make good music that used to be romantic before stalking became illegal."
"I'd make a sexy corpse."
"What day of the week is Thursday?"
"Oh my god, that girl totally sat on me earlier!"
"I know this is weird to say, but if I had to throw up, I'd want to throw up Skittles. For one, they're sugary and delicious, and then you'd be throwing up the rainbow."
"I hate modders with the furriest passion!"
"I'm getting hit by rain on the forehead. I'm being sniped by God."
"Remember that time I ate a whole prostitute? That was CRAZY!
"I didn't cheat on you, I just got distracted."
"It's not a jew joke, it's a ****ing fact."
"No one kisses a bro like that."
"Great, now I have horse porn stuck in my head."
"It's like when you go to Sunday school and stuff, but it's problem instead."
"Who is America and why are they ruining our lives?!"
"Did you just say 'anal police'?"
"You’re about to **** up your liver, and you’re worried about ****ing calories?"
"She's like, eating his face!"
"I'm stuck under a mushroom! I'd be upset if I were stuck under a mushroom!"
"It’s funny because I lead a very UNINTERESTING LIFE DAY-TO-DAY AND THEN SOMETIMES I GET HIT WITH VIBRATIORS"
"life is one long agonizing 0-death combo" - 56k
"I don't want fighting games to have no learning curve, but I don't want glitches either." - Johnny Pteran
"Then why do you play Brawl?" - Cinder
"Every time you play Brawl, a puppy dies." - Cinder
"You cut up the Latino Frog.
Isn't that enough man?!
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?!" - Yaya
"My grammars are good, I did not troll, this topic isn't trolling, I'm just trying to let the members not to say any offensive to me. And it's you if you said I have terrible grammars and spelling, and you know what, how should I report your post like that? Oh yes, telling me that I have bad grammars and spelling, how should you teach me like that? You know what, it's time to make my report." - MaxfireXSA
"CRESSELIA !?!?!? FOR ALL I CARE SHE'S A FLYING FAIL OF A CROISSANT TRYING TO BE A JELLY DOUGHNUT. ITS SERIOUSLY HORRIBLE. PLUS HOW TO OBTAIN IT IS EQUALLY HORRIBLE. I MEAN YOUR GOING TO CHASE FOR THAT FLYING JELLY CROISSANT AND IT TOTALLY SUCKS. ITS A **** WASTE OF A MASTER BALL OR ANY POKEBALL FOR THAT MATTER. I BET FIRUS' SHAYMIN CAN BEAT THAT POOR EXCUSE FOR A POKEMON! GAH!" - Darkslash
"Some people will just be stupid forever." - Meta-Kirby
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have Nostalgia Cancer. I say you have about a month to live, remember the good days when you didn't HAVE nostalgia cancer?" - Meta-Kirby
"Well the red ring of death is better than the white Wii of boredom. >_>" - Meta-Kirby
"Blah, I'm like....drifting in and out of sleep I'm gonna hit the gay." - Meta-Kirby
"YES! I've always longed for the day a Pokémon battle would start instead of a religion debate!" - Frown
"Apparently, Bloody Mary was supposed to kill me in my sleep last night. I guess she had a busy schedule
"Half the reason Nintendo's conference sucked was because she (Cammie) wouldn't shut up about her wrist." - Crazymofo123
"WE LOVE NINTENDO BECAUSE THEY MAKE COOL GAMES WITH MOTION CENSORS" - SkylerOcon
"Leave me alone ***holes, I want a good amount of space while I'm on fire" - Falconv1.0
"Let's all join hands and say "**** YOU" to **** like that" - Falconv1.0
"Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place." - John Bender, The Breakfast Club
"The stomach knows not ugly." - Frank Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
"Maybe that's why I like animals so much; they tell it like it is. Moo! Quack! Bark! That's straight shooting!" - Frank Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
"Sometimes I wish the game would just put me down."
"It's like Magnesium except Copper instead of Magnesium."
"Always save before opening a package of bread."
"This looks disgusting. Want it?"
"Because apparently, copyright infringement is illegal."
"Can you help me make World of Warcraft?"
*I prepare to serve a volleyball*
"Come on! I believe in you like Ash believes in Pikachu!"
*The ball falls short of the net*
"...Or maybe Bulbasaur."
"Don't create paradoxes, they cause the universe to poke everyone in the universe in the eye simultaneously."
"they had worse spelln gthan me"
"I've been so deprived of sleep that I constantly sleep deprived."
"Bacon fixes me."
"Grammar is Peace
Spelling is Freedom
Punctuation is Power"
"You can't be killed by a metaphorical bat."
"Death is like Florida. There's a lot of old people there."
"I think that's the Mysterious Mr. Gnome."
"...That's toilet paper."
"That hole is gapular."
"We can't hear you because we're ignoring your face."
"It's pizza, what is there to fix about it?!"
"It's like evade but with pirates."
"$6 sith free shipping"
"I can't think of what Amusement Ceased is. Unless you mean the Wii."
"It would've been funny if I'd died?"
"That would've made it more awesome."
(Funny IM message placement)
"At least I'm in a healthy relationship -- well, okay, at least I'm in a relationship!"
"Every time I go around a corner I blow up."
"What, did someone come back from drinking, open the dresser drawer, and vomit?"
"There is a 30% chance that that is EXACTLY what happened."
"You are a living parabola."
"We need to figure out what the universe is."
"Okay, hold on."
"Red ring of death! Best birthday present ever!"
"Wait, you have pants now?"
"Don't use a simile on my penguin."
"I got a fly Pikachu"
"Do not save [things] in .jpg format. Even if somebody is holding a gun to your head." - A Pokemon spriting guide
"To the victor goes the shovelware." - A random person on another forum who didn't understand the meaning of the phrase "To the victor goes the spoils"
"In Galaxy, Bowser just comes along and snatches Peach, then Mario goes on a linear and boring platforming acid trip through space!" - A YouTube comment responding to a comment declaring Galaxy's plot better than Sunshine's
"Have you ever heard the expression 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?" - Bill McNeal, NewsRadio
"Yes! It was a lot like the Monster Mash, except this was definitely not a graveyard smash." - Matthew Brock, NewsRadio
"Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin." - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
"...Let me step in and assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me. Thank you." - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
"The last galaxy is a Metroid. Peace is in captivity."
"It's like pie except for a treadmill."
"Meekshun!"
"Plastic Halloween ninjas."
"LOOP OF DECEPTION!"
"Get off my field sweetheart...why are you so queer?!"
"Here's an interesting fact for you. Know the only country that paid back reparations to the US? Finland. I went to Finland once. I was about your age. You go into this sauna thing and there's this huge woman and before you know it she's whipping you with birch bark."
"Bennet, do you know what a bra is?"
"Wow, you work better with less clothes."
"That's what she said."
"Let's hope...because when you're my age, she won't."
"If you get this wrong, I will crucify you. That's a literal use of the word -- I mean, a figurative use!"
"Now there's one way we could solve the cell phone issue! Just take someone into the auditorium and lynch them! That'll stop all you fools from using your cell phones."
"Life should not be a race from Point A to Point B. Life should be a leap of faith from Point A. For best results, jump naked!"
"Quote me on this--unhappy marriages breed early death."
"Marry money, and if you get into a fight -- duck."
"Name your child Millard."
"If Stanley were James Bond, Mitch would be Weird Al Yankovic."
"This is going to turn into 'Holocaust: The Video Game.'"
"The Great Chicago Fire destroyed the entirety of Chicago, it was hilarious."
"You're not really done until you've written your last tuition check and the family dog has died."
"I mean, I can't say I hate people, but I can't wait until they GTFO of my life." - Meta-Kirby
"Do you know how much I love genocide?"
"I'm an eco-friendly communist. I mow everyone's lawn!"
"Country, to me, can be hit or miss. I like Brad Paisley, some things by Tim McGraw, and I can jam to some Taylor Swift, but like....sometimes I hate the whole "I live in a marsh, drinking beer, haven't seen my wife in 3 years but I have a horse that is cool" thing." - Meta-Kirby
"[The Sound Of Music] is a stupid movie because what it did for an entire generation of Americans is make Austria look like it's this wonderful country. Austria is nothing more than a bunch of unreconstructed Nazis who didn't get blown up in World War II, and they should have!"
"That's the thing about classical music. It knows what you're doing."
“Don’t spend $10 on a valentine for your girlfriend, send an e-card – it’s greener!”
"I buried Tom's dog once."
"Now I have to look at Pokémon sprites to find which ones look good with a rake up their ***."
"Ooh an Angry Canadian. What's he going to do, poison your maple syrup?" - Meta-Kirby
"Dude, I don't know what you're talking about, but Modern Warfare 3 was a GREAT Modern Warfare 2 map pack" - Wave
"So...what you're saying is, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and acts like a duck, it's a Pikachu?"
"That joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark."
"My Nightwish would be Taylor Swift."
"They make good music that used to be romantic before stalking became illegal."
"I'd make a sexy corpse."
"What day of the week is Thursday?"
"Oh my god, that girl totally sat on me earlier!"
"I know this is weird to say, but if I had to throw up, I'd want to throw up Skittles. For one, they're sugary and delicious, and then you'd be throwing up the rainbow."
"I hate modders with the furriest passion!"
"I'm getting hit by rain on the forehead. I'm being sniped by God."
"Remember that time I ate a whole prostitute? That was CRAZY!
"I didn't cheat on you, I just got distracted."
"It's not a jew joke, it's a ****ing fact."
"No one kisses a bro like that."
"Great, now I have horse porn stuck in my head."
"It's like when you go to Sunday school and stuff, but it's problem instead."
"Who is America and why are they ruining our lives?!"
"Did you just say 'anal police'?"
"You’re about to **** up your liver, and you’re worried about ****ing calories?"
"She's like, eating his face!"
"I'm stuck under a mushroom! I'd be upset if I were stuck under a mushroom!"
"It’s funny because I lead a very UNINTERESTING LIFE DAY-TO-DAY AND THEN SOMETIMES I GET HIT WITH VIBRATIORS"
Truthful Quotes
"There is no protection against McCarthyism."
"American politics is like a constant battle between good and evil, but there is no good." - Zook
"Arceus is a robot goat ballerina and I hate it." - Spire III
"She is a Video Game Succubus, but just lacks the 'form of a beatiful women' and instead takes the form of some wrist breaking, puupy loving, clueless broad." -Cammie in one Sentence by Puddin
"Pokemon>sex I thought everybody knew that." - Niiro
"Play Melee." - 90% of the people who contributed to "Play SSBB forever."
"C***s are born all the time, it's whether they see the light of another day that's the issue." - Teran
"Whenever I talk about the Smash games in real life, I like to insist that there are only two Smash games and that Brawl is a turn-based strategy game." - Wave+
"If memes are like viruses, the internet is like a city. One that hasn't invented sewage yet, so they just dump it out the window."
"There are no lies more damaging than the ones we tell ourselves."
"The best thing about life is that no matter what riches and things one amasses, they will die, and lose everything." - Teran
"It's not hard to make people annoyed at you, except that in real life no one seems to proud of themselves when they do it." - Dre.
"I don’t believe in god. There’s no proof of his existence. In a world where there isn’t even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it’s tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe it, the past is the truth to them. And if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it’s a type of god itself." - Orihara Izaya, Durarara!!
“Love goes very far beyond the physical person of the beloved. It finds its deepest meaning in his spiritual being, his inner self. Whether or not he is actually present, whether or not he is still alive at all, ceases somehow to be of importance.” - Victor E. Frankl
“Without suffering and death human life cannot be complete.” - Victor E. Frankl
“It is a peculiarity of man that he can only live by looking to the future—sub specie aeternatis. And this is his salvation in the most difficult moments of his existence, although he sometimes has to force his mind to the task.” - Victor E. Frankl
“When we are no longer able to change a situation—just think of an incurable disease such as inoperable cancer—we are challenged to change ourselves.” - Victor E. Frankl
“Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.” - Victor E. Frankl
"Everything everybody does is so -- I don't know -- not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless and -- sad-making. And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much as everyone else, only in a different way." - Franny, Franny and Zooey
"Some say it's too country / Some say it's too rock-and-roll / But it's just good music if you can feel it in your soul." - Tim McGraw, "Things Change"
"Why does every discussion about homosexuality turn into one about child molestation?" - 1048576
"Music is worthless unless it can make a complete stranger break down and cry." - Frou Frou
"Well you do what you do and you pay for your sins / And there’s no such thing as what might’ve been / That’s a waste of time / Drive you out of your mind." - Tim McGraw, "Red Ragtop"
"Aren't there enough things in the world to fap to that aren't colorful plastic ponies?"
"Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." - Andy Warhol
"American politics is like a constant battle between good and evil, but there is no good." - Zook
"Arceus is a robot goat ballerina and I hate it." - Spire III
"She is a Video Game Succubus, but just lacks the 'form of a beatiful women' and instead takes the form of some wrist breaking, puupy loving, clueless broad." -Cammie in one Sentence by Puddin
"Pokemon>sex I thought everybody knew that." - Niiro
"Play Melee." - 90% of the people who contributed to "Play SSBB forever."
"C***s are born all the time, it's whether they see the light of another day that's the issue." - Teran
"Whenever I talk about the Smash games in real life, I like to insist that there are only two Smash games and that Brawl is a turn-based strategy game." - Wave+
"If memes are like viruses, the internet is like a city. One that hasn't invented sewage yet, so they just dump it out the window."
"There are no lies more damaging than the ones we tell ourselves."
"The best thing about life is that no matter what riches and things one amasses, they will die, and lose everything." - Teran
"It's not hard to make people annoyed at you, except that in real life no one seems to proud of themselves when they do it." - Dre.
"I don’t believe in god. There’s no proof of his existence. In a world where there isn’t even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it’s tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe it, the past is the truth to them. And if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it’s a type of god itself." - Orihara Izaya, Durarara!!
“Love goes very far beyond the physical person of the beloved. It finds its deepest meaning in his spiritual being, his inner self. Whether or not he is actually present, whether or not he is still alive at all, ceases somehow to be of importance.” - Victor E. Frankl
“Without suffering and death human life cannot be complete.” - Victor E. Frankl
“It is a peculiarity of man that he can only live by looking to the future—sub specie aeternatis. And this is his salvation in the most difficult moments of his existence, although he sometimes has to force his mind to the task.” - Victor E. Frankl
“When we are no longer able to change a situation—just think of an incurable disease such as inoperable cancer—we are challenged to change ourselves.” - Victor E. Frankl
“Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.” - Victor E. Frankl
"Everything everybody does is so -- I don't know -- not wrong, or even mean, or even stupid necessarily. But just so tiny and meaningless and -- sad-making. And the worst part is, if you go bohemian or something crazy like that, you're conforming just as much as everyone else, only in a different way." - Franny, Franny and Zooey
"Some say it's too country / Some say it's too rock-and-roll / But it's just good music if you can feel it in your soul." - Tim McGraw, "Things Change"
"Why does every discussion about homosexuality turn into one about child molestation?" - 1048576
"Music is worthless unless it can make a complete stranger break down and cry." - Frou Frou
"Well you do what you do and you pay for your sins / And there’s no such thing as what might’ve been / That’s a waste of time / Drive you out of your mind." - Tim McGraw, "Red Ragtop"
"Aren't there enough things in the world to fap to that aren't colorful plastic ponies?"
"Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." - Andy Warhol
Inspirational / Epic Quotes
"Survival is overrated -- you have to live a little, too." - Celeste, Mirror's Edge
"We will all come to the point in our life where we have to admit that we feel defeated, that something has conquered us. We must change, not because we want to, but because we desperately have to. We can not take life in its current suffocating state, even to admit such desperation shows that we are feeling deserted, wandering the barren desert, a shell of our former selves. It is only up from here, it is impossible to sink any lower into ourselves or our circumstances. But we can be salvaged, a deliverance. No vice can stand, no fix can take. The thorn in the side can be removed, but you have to be willing to admit and surrender. Surrender your habits, your lifestyle, your past, your present, and your future. This is your new surrender. The new surrender." - Stephen Christian
"Nintendo games are best played between the ages of 6 and 11, particularly 8. You find them difficult, you are not biased because you've not had much gaming experience, you find yourself scared, in love, and just totally mystified by everything they have to offer." - Spire V
"Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
“Live as if you were living already for the second time and as if you had acted the first time as wrongly as you are about to act now!” - Victor E. Frankl
"I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody." - Franny, Franny and Zooey
"You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad; they’re okay.’ And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality is written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful." - Amy Pond, Doctor Who
"Too bad, so sad, you LOSE!"
"Everything will be all right in the end."
"We will all come to the point in our life where we have to admit that we feel defeated, that something has conquered us. We must change, not because we want to, but because we desperately have to. We can not take life in its current suffocating state, even to admit such desperation shows that we are feeling deserted, wandering the barren desert, a shell of our former selves. It is only up from here, it is impossible to sink any lower into ourselves or our circumstances. But we can be salvaged, a deliverance. No vice can stand, no fix can take. The thorn in the side can be removed, but you have to be willing to admit and surrender. Surrender your habits, your lifestyle, your past, your present, and your future. This is your new surrender. The new surrender." - Stephen Christian
"Nintendo games are best played between the ages of 6 and 11, particularly 8. You find them difficult, you are not biased because you've not had much gaming experience, you find yourself scared, in love, and just totally mystified by everything they have to offer." - Spire V
"Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
“Live as if you were living already for the second time and as if you had acted the first time as wrongly as you are about to act now!” - Victor E. Frankl
"I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody." - Franny, Franny and Zooey
"You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad; they’re okay.’ And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality is written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful." - Amy Pond, Doctor Who
"Too bad, so sad, you LOSE!"
"Everything will be all right in the end."
Godot Quotes
“Well, if you’re not ready yourself, you shouldn’t expect others to be. That’s a rule to live by.”
“Even the mightiest of Redwoods begin their lives as saplings.”
“No matter the man, we all wear masks…Either on our faces or over our hearts.”
“Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself…That is coffee.”
“One second is one drip of the coffee pot.”
“The true measure of a man is in the amount of work he does.”
“Always chase a riddle down to the end.”
“Preparation is the last refuge of the weak.”
“Life is war.”
“The weak get washed away by the tides of fate…The strong drink it up.”
“It’s [coffee] bitter today too! Just like my destiny…”
“Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow.”
“A bet’s only good when your life’s the ante.”
“We are all but travelers on a road of infinite points.”
“Men that are trapped by the chains of ‘Maybe’…can never reach their dreams!”
“The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim.”
“Chuck out a bad cup of coffee. You can always get another.”
“A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup!”
“The world, you see, keeps turning, and we must turn with it.”
“Don’t let the mysteries of yesterday mystify you today.”
“It is impossible to predict what the future has in store for us. This is precisely why people feel the need to judge the past.”
“There is only one thing that remains constant in this crazy world…The bitter darkness that lies at the bottom of this mug.”
“Everyone on the planet is an accomplice to something.”
“Darkness loves to play with the human mind.”
“A coffee’s most reliable accomplice is its deep and profound aroma…”
“I gave her my last cup. With milk and sugar…To hide the bitterness of the harsh truth.”
“Humans are afraid of the dark. And yet…we’re fascinated and bewildered by it.”
“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.”
“The only time a lawyer can cry is when it’s all over.”
“Even the mightiest of Redwoods begin their lives as saplings.”
“No matter the man, we all wear masks…Either on our faces or over our hearts.”
“Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself…That is coffee.”
“One second is one drip of the coffee pot.”
“The true measure of a man is in the amount of work he does.”
“Always chase a riddle down to the end.”
“Preparation is the last refuge of the weak.”
“Life is war.”
“The weak get washed away by the tides of fate…The strong drink it up.”
“It’s [coffee] bitter today too! Just like my destiny…”
“Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow.”
“A bet’s only good when your life’s the ante.”
“We are all but travelers on a road of infinite points.”
“Men that are trapped by the chains of ‘Maybe’…can never reach their dreams!”
“The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim.”
“Chuck out a bad cup of coffee. You can always get another.”
“A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup!”
“The world, you see, keeps turning, and we must turn with it.”
“Don’t let the mysteries of yesterday mystify you today.”
“It is impossible to predict what the future has in store for us. This is precisely why people feel the need to judge the past.”
“There is only one thing that remains constant in this crazy world…The bitter darkness that lies at the bottom of this mug.”
“Everyone on the planet is an accomplice to something.”
“Darkness loves to play with the human mind.”
“A coffee’s most reliable accomplice is its deep and profound aroma…”
“I gave her my last cup. With milk and sugar…To hide the bitterness of the harsh truth.”
“Humans are afraid of the dark. And yet…we’re fascinated and bewildered by it.”
“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth.”
“The only time a lawyer can cry is when it’s all over.”
