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First!

Neherazade

Smash Journeyman
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Yeah... it's my first (turbopun) one... not that anyone cares. I'm really just doing this so I can say I've made a blog. But I guess I might continue in the future.

I guess if I have to make a topic, I'd like to discuss (yeah, right)the concept of "First!" What does it mean? Why do we see it so often? and WHAT KINDA MUTHAFUKIN DUMB**** FEELS IT NECESSARY TO POST THIS! (i'm looking at you, craZsekZboi84)

Honestly, I think I'm gonna be using this blogs mainly for my incessant rants and (semi)inportant updates about my life... not that anyone cares (again).

So... back on topic... right! forum PITAs. There's the "first" people, and the other guys who, like me, hate "first" people but, unlike me, think they can combat it by calling said "first-er" Gay. Or, namely, calling "everyone under this line" gay. W... T... F...?

why do people do these things. I would guess that people who want to pin Gay-ness on others either want to draw the attention away from their own problems, or (judging by the size of those lines) are compensating for "something" (nudge-nudge, wink-wink).

So... this is, of course the end of my sh-piel (I can't spelll worth a dam). Not much, but it's only my first one after all. I know someone out there is gonna comment on this... assuming you care... with the ultimately ironic "First!" But I can't think of any way to stop you... so I'll just ask politely. DON'T PANIC DO IT!

and as an added incentive:
Anyone who responds under the line below is Gay... and I don't need to compensate for anything.
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ndayday

stuck on a whole different plaaaanet
BRoomer
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Mostly just desperately wanting to show their loyalty imo.

The second one is weak trolling. In which case, at least on SWF, they're going to get their ***** flamed.
 

ook

Smash Lord
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Vernon Hills, Illinois
inb4first



But really... it's kind of like when there's a big fresh snowfall in your yard or (better yet) in a public field. It just makes you want to STEP IN IT ALL OVER and be the first. It feels cool.
 

Neherazade

Smash Journeyman
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Messages
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Location
Gensokyo.
inb4first



But really... it's kind of like when there's a big fresh snowfall in your yard or (better yet) in a public field. It just makes you want to STEP IN IT ALL OVER and be the first. It feels cool.
yeah, I can see that. Still, it's kinda like stomping all over the snowy front yard of the collective world... if that makes sense. I guess i mean that unlike romping in some field somewhere in the woods, post-screaming "first!" actually affects some, if not many people.
 
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