Fays at Apex 2015

[Mr Bushido]

Here is a short background story on Faysal Buyuksahin, also known as Fays in the Smash community:

He is a Dutch smash player who is very good in both Melee and 64. So much so that he has been considered the best in Europe for a long time in the latter game. In fact, he was one of the early members of the reputable TR3G. He's just that good.

With that in mind, Fays is from the Netherlands and it is therefore quite a big project for him to travel overseas. Because as smash players, we constantly strive for worthy adversaries, I'm sure we want Fays to be present at Apex 2015 just as much as he wants to be.

Much like how clubba wanted to raise funds last year to bring Tavo to Apex, we will now bring Fays to Apex. Now you might be thinking "and that didn't work out". It indeed didn't. Why do I think it will work this time? A new factor is in play: Fays is actually interested in going to Apex.

Now, let's start the 'donation testimonials'. Fays has not yet checked how much the travel will cost, but I think for good measure we can assume $800 seems realistic (if you can correct me here you are more than welcome).

Donations so far:

The Z - $639 USD (courtesy of clubbadubba's $50)
Rob Stone - $20 (if Rebaz does not come)
KeroKeroppi - $30 (if Rob Stone performs the chicken dance on stream)
Shears - $51
Combo Blaze - $20
Ducky - $20
KnitePhox - $20



SO, HOW MUCH WILL THE Z PAY?

Please make generous donations. No empty promises please.

 

[Cobrevolution]

give me credit for providing that gif to the skype chat

also i will donate on one condition

if

and only if

rebaz does not come

also jam must make a repeat appearance

 

[clubbadubba]

Z I don't think you paid me that $50 dollars for the hotel yet correct? In that case, keep your money and lets call that a $50 donation from me. I may donate more later.

 

[Cobrevolution]

clubba with the sly dog donations

 

[KeroKeroppi]

was dead set on commenting "who the **** is fays"

but that's really not necessary anymore

i'm pleasantly surprised with your description lol

i'm broke as **** but i'll deff throw down like 30

(i'll throw down more if you end up having to pay a lot z)

(***** i got yo back)

but i too have one condition

cobr has to do the chicken dance on stream

not the apex stream

just any stream

i've been trying to get him to do the chicken dance for well over a year now

he's too ****ing stubborn i swear

either that or this fays n00b has to play me in a pizza match

preferably not the latter

beating fays and taking his pizza would be way too easy

getting cobr to do the chicken dance

that's tough

one more alternative would be that sedda has to agree to play the following match up with me in the event we play in tournament

dk ditto dl only 5 stocks bo5 beam swords very high

my fav match up

ASK ANNEX

yeah so those are the three options

really don't know why i said i had one condition when i named three

i also easily could have scrolled up and erased "one condition" and replaced it with "one of three conditions" or something

idk man **** you

lol this post is way longer than i wanted it to be

whateva

later chipmunks

ps



such a beautiful flower

 

[Cobrevolution]

there is a 200% chance that i am not doing the chicken dance

maybe that'll lower to 25% if you set me up with your sister

 

[KeroKeroppi]

dude stop being such a little ***** and just take one for the team

now you have no excuse

do the chicken dance or apex is ruined for everyone

YOUR CALL

 

[Cobrevolution]

you know my conditions kero

 

[Sedda]

dale doesnt have an accent mark. 0/10 gif u suck cobr

 

[madrush21]

I *cough cough* might know a place to get him a GOOD deal on a flight

 

[KeroKeroppi]

you know my conditions kero

this isn't over

 

[Cobrevolution]

dale doesnt have an accent mark. 0/10 gif u suck cobr

better there than as an apostrophe

this isn't over

so it's just beginning?

 

[KeroKeroppi]

yes you n00bling

 

[Annex]

I *cough cough* might know a place to get him a GOOD deal on a flight

what would a shady transantlantic option eveen be

one more alternative would be that sedda has to agree to play the following match up with me in the event we play in tournament

dk ditto dl only 5 stocks bo5 beam swords very high

my fav match up

ASK ANNEX

yo somebody better ****ing ask I'm so ready. can you even gentlemans items? I hope so, or else the tournaments not worth ****

ALSO I could probably milk another $20 out of these veins for a smasher in need

 

[Shears]

I'll put in $51 to beat clubbas donation, I dare someone to out donate me.

Also is there a fund to get cobr to chicken dance during commentary on apex stream? I'll throw into that pot too.

what would a shady transantlantic option eveen be

I'm guessing either riding with the luggage or Ryanair got approved for standing passengers.

 

[Cobrevolution]

if kero gets top8 at apex i'll chicken dance on stream during commentary

that's my word

 

[KeroKeroppi]

ahhh you ****ed up cobr i finally got you

i'm not the same kero i was last apex

and the kero i am now is nothing compared to the kero i'll be at this apex

i am absolutely making top 8 this time

that's MY word

you better practice your ****ing chicken dance

 

[Cobrevolution]

so what do i get if you don't get top8?

ALSO i kinda want @ Kabutox to post something so we know z isn't trying to fund his own trip to apex where he will probably use my controller that he stole

i am onto you marco

 

[KeroKeroppi]

name your conditions

i'm open to negotiate

 

[Cobrevolution]

think of something and get back to me. mull it over in these few days before you travel back to ****land

 

[Combo Blaze]

ill donate $20

 

[Herbert Von Karajan]

there are 2 players im gonna try to get to come to apex also

 

[Kabutox]

That would be amazing! It's great to see people willing to help me get there, can't tell you guys how much it means to me.

But yeah, this is legit.
And I'll accept the pizzamatch.

 

[yOLORIN]

i pledge $20

 

[KnitePhox]

20$ from me

 

[Mr Bushido]

get banned 6 points cobr karma's a *****

Thanks for the support guise I will update this thread when I'm on an actual PC we all love you fays

 

[Sedda]

I may be able to donate some but I don't wanna commit yet.

Really eager to see more European players at Apex

 

[Sensei]

The more internationals represented in SSB the better! I'm pretty excited to see some more TR3G at APEX!

 

[Mr Bushido]

Thanks mates. Updated the OP. There is nothing manlier than donating money for a good cause.

 

[Herbert Von Karajan]

Where are the donations from the European players? is fays going to donate?

 

[Mr Bushido]

Speaking from experience, Europeans are cowards so I wouldn't expect so

 

[<Fruity>]

Speaking from experience, Europeans are cowards so I wouldn't expect so

Tell us more.

 

[Mr Bushido]

Where's the donation, Fruity?

 

[Olikus]

We rather donate to get americans to norway, the new Peru of smash 64.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

I might be getting a job on Friday (w00t.) I'll donate depending on whether I get the job.

 

[<Fruity>]

Where's the donation, Fruity?

Lol, I'm f****** broke man. If had money, I'd go myself.

 

[clubbadubba]

update on this?

 

[Sedda]

will donate $20