Favorite quotes, lyrics, sayings?

[Plunder]

Bjork talking about her TV
(don't do this at home kids, touch that flyback transformer or HV capacitor and you dead even long after it's been off)

 

[Wintropy]

A cage of the tangible
All you had to own
You poor social cannibal
What's left when you lose the throne?
Feel of the same affair
Right before the fall
We'll see what's truly there
When it takes us all
Everything will fall away
Some day
All that's real is what remains
'Til always
Everything will fall away
Some day
All that's real is what remains
'Til always

- Blue Stahli, "The Fall"

We're slowly losing ground
And hope is harder to maintain
We know the prayers we prayed
Feel lost like tears in the rain
The water's pulling down
The moon's eclipsing the sun
The ending that we knew would come
Has finally begun
You're reaping what you've sown
You're reaping what you've sown
You're reaping what you've sown
You're reaping what you've sown
- Celldweller, "Against the Tide"

 

[Chinaux]

Package this in seedy tones
You mock a painless death, we'll beat your dome
You're softly blocking mess, so fly him home
With a racist comment, the leaky chrome, what's up?
A toxic note confess, a soap caress
A simple notion comment for less
But I like my nest
I wanna call it my mess
Cause the last time I cried, well I got dressed

 

[Albie83]

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
--John Lennon (Beautiful Boy)

 

[PrincessDoorknobs]

"The only thing I fear is god, and the IRS."
- Andre Young (Dr. Dre)

 

[Nona]

"An' it harm none, do what ye will"

- Wiccan Rede​

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“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
“Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”

- Lewis Carroll​

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“You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.”
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.”
“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

- Chuck Palahniuk​

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"You severely underestimate my apathy."

- Wednesday Addams​

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"I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said, 'go down,' but she didn't have the stomach for it"

"I got under her slip, but then I heard a rip
I pulled it out, and I said...'baby, keep the tip' "

- Voltaire, "Zombie Prostitute"​

 

[Muscle_Senpai]

All of you with your inspirational quotes lol.

"G.I. ****** stay bout it
Take a ***** life don’t doubt it
Church and the liquor store crowded
911 is a joke don’t dial it" Gangsta Gibbs

 

[Frizz]

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. ...Come watch TV?" - Morty Smith, Rick and Morty

There's a lot more great quotes in that show, and so far, it's the best appropriate one.

 

[Terumi]

Kick Logic out and do the impossible .

 

[Plunder]

"I can go to your momma's and start a small fire in her panties"

- Gary Busey, Black Sheep

This line still makes me LOL to this day.

 

[Deleted member 269706]

She's a ten,
I'm a joke in my own mind.
But she still loves to dance
With my punch lines.
Not Your Fault - AWOLNATION

This is our decision to live fast and die young.
we have a vision, now let's have some fun.
Yeah it's overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute?
Time to Pretend - MGMT