Fake cheats/unlockables

[Aragg]

Okay, this is the thread for all fake cheats and unlockables for the game. It's just plain fun and creative. I'll start off with an example.





Majora Link



Deku Link

B Deku Nut- Throw a stunning deku nut at your foes! (5% Damage)

B+up Deku Flower (recovery)- Thrust upward into the air with your hands filled with stems of spiny deku flowers! (8% Damage)

B+side Headbutt- THROW yourself at an enemy, giving them a blow in the chest!
(7% Damage)

B+down Mask- Swap to a different Link.
(0% Damage)


Goro Link

B Power Keg- Pull a weighty lit power keg from your pack! (7% Damage)

B+up Goro kick (recovery)- Punt the sky and all the foes in it! (5% Damage)

B+side Goro roll- Roll across the solid ground, runting everyone in the way! (7% Damage)

B+down Mask- Swap to a different Link. (0% Damage)


Zora Link

B Water whip- Strike an enemy with sharp blue! (6% Damage)

B+up H2O vortex (recovery)- Don't mind anyone in the way when your thrust toward the sky in a blur of blue! (7% Damage)

B+side Finrang- Through sharp fins at enemies in a boomerang-like fashion. (7% Damage)

B+down Mask- Swap to a different Link. (0% Damage)


Remember that they can be serious, or make no sense at all!

 

[Yigguth]

No.
Get out.

 

[RedMage8BT]

Break all the challenge windows to unlock Megaman and Zero

 

[hectichobo]

How to unlock the pillsberry doughboy: Turn YOur Wii Off and get some pillsberry dough. Put it in the third gamecube controller port and the second game cube memorycard slot. Put ur wii upsidedown and pour a bucket of milk on it. Put it in the oven for 10-15 minites... now remove the plastic on the left side of ur wii and put a muffin in the wii.... now re-attach the plastic.... Plug ur wii back in and watch 17 pillsberry comercials.... if u turn it on be4 u watch 17 u must start again....Now if ur wii still works... turn it on and play brawl... immediatly after u turn it ur challenge board will turn green and all the stuff u hav unlocked will be replaced with the a hobos face.... they will all say(defeat 100 dudes in cruel brawl)... once u accomplish this....the 101th cruel brawler will be the pillsberry doughboy.... Once u defeat him u will unlock him....


Pillsbery doughboy special attacks:

B-Doughblaster/a 1-hit KO

>/<B- Icing/bloats the enemy and makes them unable to move for 40 minutes... also an immediate 999%

^B-Fly/ can fly like pit as long as he wants with his wings of dough

Down B- Bite/eats you/1hit ko

Finalsmash-Pillsberry Doughland/Turns stage into dough.... this effect lasts the whole match and makes people fall through the stage... unless ur made of dough already....

Taunts: Ses poke me and die/ ses poke me and die twice/ ses caniving loser.... if ur poke me.. i kill you...


GOOD LUCK!!!!

 

[Wyvern292]

How to unlock the pillsberry doughboy: Turn YOur Wii Off and get some pillsberry dough. Put it in the third gamecube controller port and the second game cube memorycard slot. Put ur wii upsidedown and pour a bucket of milk on it. Put it in the oven for 10-15 minites... now remove the plastic on the left side of ur wii and put a muffin in the wii.... now re-attach the plastic.... Plug ur wii back in and watch 17 pillsberry comercials.... if u turn it on be4 u watch 17 u must start again....Now if ur wii still works... turn it on and play brawl... immediatly after u turn it ur challenge board will turn green and all the stuff u hav unlocked will be replaced with the a hobos face.... they will all say(defeat 100 dudes in cruel brawl)... once u accomplish this....the 101th cruel brawler will be the pillsberry doughboy.... Once u defeat him u will unlock him....


Pillsbery doughboy special attacks:

B-Doughblaster/a 1-hit KO

>/<B- Icing/bloats the enemy and makes them unable to move for 40 minutes... also an immediate 999%

^B-Fly/ can fly like pit as long as he wants with his wings of dough

Down B- Bite/eats you/1hit ko

Finalsmash-Pillsberry Doughland/Turns stage into dough.... this effect lasts the whole match and makes people fall through the stage... unless ur made of dough already....

Taunts: Ses poke me and die/ ses poke me and die twice/ ses caniving loser.... if ur poke me.. i kill you...


GOOD LUCK!!!!

lol im gonna try to unlock him

 

[OnettSphere]

Unlock Geno:
Click the Random Character button 1000 times to Fight Geno to Unlock Him
Oh and when you fight him your a random character!!!

 

[dude984]

Unlock random character...
Play Brawl for a total of 623 hours in a row and you'll be challenged by the "?" himself...

B: ? Punch
Up B: ? Float
Side B: It's a question mark...does it need a side b?
Down B: Drop the dot at the bottom of "?" onto the stage...eating people who step on it
Final Smash: Super Confusion

 

[tafutureboy]

Sora: Ram a Key into the 2nd gamecube controller port. Then insert KH1 into the disc slot. Turn of the lights and cast a fire on your Wii. Quickly then use Blizard and take out KH1. Insert Brawl and Sora will Challenge you.

 

[-Linko-]

Sonic: Score more than 25 in Cruel Melee...

 

[captainfalconmute]

KO Luigi 278 times with King Dedede on Yoshi's Island. Blindfolded.

And you will unlock a cheat which changes every characters final smash to LANDMASTER!!!

 

[Frown]

Clear any SSE level by Falcon Punching yourself forward to unlock 23 secret characters, including Lesiure Suit Larry and Ralph Wiggum.

 

[Frey]

Hmm: To get Majoras mask young link...

You must find the secret quest village in sse, which can be found only after you beat SSE on intense without getting damage. Then you must climb mount doom in the land of mordor! Then drop the ring which will accurse the dreaded lord sauron, which will make ganondorf jealous, and cause him to fight you. Then you ***** slap him for lulz, and find out that skullkid is there with his moon! Fight skull kid with captain falcon, and FALCON PAWNCH him in the face to 1HKO. Which will end his reign of terror. Then majoras mask link will challenge you, but on the way to the challenge he trips and gets ko'd, which unlock him. His specials are!

Down B- Change forms: Deku, Goron, Zora/
Right B- Change masks(which changes effects and elements your attacks give, Bomb, Animal follow, zombie, and Fairy mask)
Up B- His spinning slash.
B: Arrow.


Deku link
Up B- Make a flower appear to shoot you up.
B: Bubble
Down B- same
Right B- same

Goron link
Up B: nearly the same as dedede but, goes up then shoots forward.
B: Roll into ball form and charge.
Down b: same
Side b: same

Zora link
Up B: Spin attack like charizard.
B:His boomerang bone.
Side b: same
Down b: same.

Now to explain effects.
Bomb mask: Adds damage to all melee attacks but, will harm you every hit.
Fairy mask: There is a 5% change every A attack to use the great fairy sword instead of the normal one, as well as a 1% chance on all attacks to heal 30%.
Zombie mask: 5% chance per hit, to freeze opponent for a brief second or 2.
Animal follow mask(forgot the name): changes links bow to the marching flute, which forces anyone near him to be stunned into following the music.

Normal link has the same attacks as toon and normal.

Goron link, has punches and drop kicks.

Zora link has finesse and stun. but low knockback

Deku link gets thrown like jigglypuff. but is quick.

 

[hectichobo]

Clear any SSE level by Falcon Punching yourself forward to unlock 23 secret characters, including Lesiure Suit Larry and Ralph Wiggum.

Didnt work =(

 

[Hijackthis1]

Unlock Knuckles -

Beat Classic Mode on Intense with Sonic with 1 life and no continues.

Unlock Tails -

Beat Classic Mode on Very Hard with Sonic.

Unlock Silver the Hedgehog -

Beat Allstar Mode on Intense with Sonic without continues.

Unlock Shadow the Hedgehog -

Beat Allstar Mode on Very hard with Sonic.

Unlock Toad -

Shoot all of the credits once you've unlocked everything.

 

[NeroeXIII]

Unlock Liqud snake: Use Raiden in a fight 666 times

Unlock Raiden: play as Liquid snake 666 times

Unlock metal gear: See above^

 

[Frown]

Didnt work =(

 

[SkylerOcon]

Anonymous

Unlock: Have Mudkip appear in a pokeball.

Up-B- Raid. Use a Scientology protest sign to grab onto an edge (tether)
Side-B- Seaking throw. Throw a Seaking (if hit, the words "F**K YEAH SEAKING" will appear on the screen)
Down-B- Cake. Put an explosive cake on the ground. If picked up, it blows up.
B- RANDOM. Something random will happen. This includes shoop-da-whoop, kittens, Oscar Wilde, or a /b/lackup squad if you're lucky. (Note: This also may cause damage counter to be OVER 9000!!!!)

Final Smash- Divide by Zero. You divide everybody by zero. They don't exist anymore, so they die.

 

[Mr.MoJo21]

you can unlock chuck norris and steven segal by squinting and roundhouse kicking your wii

chuck norris's final smash is a swight roundhouse kick to the face.

steven segal's final smash is his death squint. He looks at you so intensly that you end up killing yourself.

also unlockables - how to unlock

Micky Mouse - **** a little kid
Donald Duck - suck a duck
Goofy - smash your head so hard that you are a vegitable
Knuckles - Punch a hedgehog with Brass knuckls
Shadow - actually run away from your shadow
Tails - grow a tail
Master Chief - shoot yourself
Sora - Stick your key into the wii
The two kids from Zombies ate my neighbors - kill a zombie
MegaMan - Marry a man

 

[itsameSMB]

Unlock Geno:
Click the Random Character button 1000 times to Fight Geno to Unlock Him
Oh and when you fight him your a random character!!!

Geno's Special Move set (if someone else already came up with it, I'm sorry):​

(assuming you are using gamecube controls)
B: Geno Beam (Similar to Samus's Standard B move, only the beam is larger and does less damage.)

B-over: Geno Whirl (It takes a second to prepare and Geno fires a projectile horizonally that goes straight through walls at a high speed. If it hits someone, the attack will only do for 5%-15% damage. However, if B-over is pressed the instant the attack hits an enemy, the enemy will take 999% and be sent flying. Cannot be used twice in 5 seconds, and the 999% trick becomes 100% against bosses and sandbag.)

B-up: Geno Boost (Press and hold B+Up to charge it and release it to get a quick boost of speed, strength, and defense, as well as an upward boost (that does slight magic/electrical damage to foes on the way up) depending on the length of the charge. If playing team mode, Geno Boost can also buff allies depending on the size of the boost radius he emits, which also is determined by the length of the charge. The upward thrust will not occur if Geno is grounded during the input.)

B-down: Geno Flash (Charges and turns into a cannon. projectile fired acts like a weaker smart bomb, which has a larger explosion radius depending on the length of the charge. He is invincible as a cannon, but totally vulnerable while charging

Final Smash: Geno Blast (Geno moves to the top-central part of the stage, summoning the 7 Star Pieces of Star Road and causes beams of different-colored light to start appearing from the top of the stage, each last for about a half-second and appear just as often. Red=15%Fire, Pink=5%SpecialsIndirect(+SleepOnGround), Blue=15%Water, Yellow=15%Electrical, Green=15%Slash(+smallflower), LightBlue=15%Magic, Purple=15%Darkness, Orange=15%Physical(+BuriedOnGround), and Pure White(appears at end of the attack)=OHKO(like homerun bat).)

 

[Hijackthis1]

Unlock Master Hand -

Beat Classic Mode on Intense with all characters with 1 life and no continues. You have to unlock everything before you do this last step. The last step is to shoot all of the credits at the end. Then you will have to fight Master Hand at Final Destination. Beat him and he's yours!

Unlock Crazy Hand -

Beat Classic Mode with Master Hand in less than 9 minutes. When you get to the last stage you won't fight Master Hand. Instead of fighting Master Hand and Crazy Hand you will fight Bowser and Giga Bowser. Beat them and then you'll beat the game. If you shoot all of the credits at the end then you will also unlock the Final Destination Stage from Super Smash Bros. (for N64). Then beat Crazy Hand and you'll unlock both (that is if you shot all of the credits at the end.) To unlock the Final Destination stage from Super Smash Bros. Melee, win 10 matches in VS. Mode on the current Final Destination Stage (the one that was there before you unlocked the other Final Destination stage from Super Smash Bros.) Then you'll unlock it.

Unlock Giga Bowser -

Use Bowser's final smash 50 times. Once you unlocked Giga Bowser, Bowser's final smash will change to something else. It's up to you to find out. :D

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

Fawriel already made a thread like this like 5 months ago