Fake Brawl Techniques

[Suntan Luigi]

Play as sandbag:

Go to Homerun contest as Ike. Throw the bat at sandbag exactly 3.14 times. Then, makng sure to be exactly in the center of the field, do an almost fully charged eruption, followed by a SHFFL'd Fair.
Then, proceed to reset when the timer is exactly at 1 second left. You will then be playing as Geno. Make sure to use Geno's star cannon followed by 3 elbow cannon shots (the first and third shots MUST be phantom hits). Next, use Geno Flash to summon a phantom who will posess sandbag. Damage sandbag now and now you must hit him EXACTLY 666.66 ft. Now, sandbag will get up saying "Wow you did it".
Sandbag is now a hidden character. (too bad I still haven't unlocked him. Find someone who knows how.)

 

[MPH Deku]

The TRUE Sing: Jigglypuff's sing causes the whole screen to go black, with a single spotlight shining on her. The other characters are escorted to the stands, where they can dine and talk to friends while listening to Jigglypuff's concert. After each song, all the other characters burst out in a long and heartwarming applause, while Jigglypuff gets generally positive reviews from critics.

 

[Elucifur]

Team Attacks. They depend on who the team consists of.
Something related to royalty = team made of Zelda, Peach, Marth, Ganondorf, Dedede, or Bowser
Something related to youth = team made of Toon Link, Ness, Lucas, or Ice Climbers

And for teams that are made of two characters that are different like... Yoshi and Meta Knight, Sakurai can think of something.
Etc.

 

[UberMario]

Consume: Inhale using Kirby to swallow the other player. It removes all damage and takes away all stocks from the eaten one!

 

[MPH Deku]

The Kirby Cheat: First, pick Kirby in Adventure Mode. It has to be the white Kirby. Choose "Very Hard" and 5 stock. Do not take a single bit of damage until you reach the Kirby Stage. Then lose 4 lives to the Kirby Team, showing that you sold them your soul. Exit the Adventure Mode afterwards.

Now, pick Kirby in training mode. Change Kirby's color 77 times, and you will notice that he turned black all of a sudden. You officially sold your soul to Kirby.

Now start the training mode, with another Kirby as your opponent. Play on Dreamland 64 and start the game by taunting 7 times. Kirby will now turn totally pitch black. Suck in air, but it will look like you sucked in something. Taunt again to release a rainbow colored star.

Now exit the training mode. Erase all your trophy data and switch the language to Japanese in this order.
Now go to Classic Mode and choose Kirby. He will now be rainbow colored. You will only have one difficulty setting available: Kirby Cheat, in rainbow letters. All foes are replaced with pitch black Kirbys that do nothing but taunt.

Play Classic Mode, Adventure Mode and All Star Mode on this difficulty. This is the ultimate test of endurance. You have to defeat all enemies without suiciding from their mind-boggling taunt. Meanwhile, collect all 3 Kirby trophies and all Kirby Hat trophies. Make sure to collect only Kirby trophies, otherwise your game will freeze and be broken forever.

Now you should have a rainbow Kirby, the Kirby cheat setting, and 8 Kirby trophies. You are at the end of your journey. Go to the trophy gallery and examine the Classic Mode Kirby trophy, which is now rainbow-colored too.

Zoom right into Kirby's mouth. You will be able to zoom and zoom without stopping. Keep zooming until you see a sparkling void which will look like a drug trip. This may sound awkward, but it is the one and only truth. Your mind will now be shattered and rebuild again infinite times in the nonth of a second, and you will discover the true meaning of life. You will now be perfect in this game, no matter what. You will have perfect control over SSBM. That is the Kirby Cheat.

 

[UberMario]

The fireball tech

Bounce a fireball off the wall as Luigi. His head will catch on fire, making him a living projectile.

 

[Wiscus]

Captain Pikachu

This must be done in this order
Pikachu must get hit by a pitfall (earth)
Pikachu must get hit by Firebreath or flamethrower (fire)
Pikachu must get hit by whornado or Links tornado (wind)
Pikachu must go into water or get hit by water gun (water)
then finally Pikachu must get hit by Peach bomber (heart)

Pikachu becomes captain pikachu and is now invincible for the rest of the match!

 

[Elucifur]

Or Pikachu can get hit by Peach's utilt. It forms a heart.

 

[UberMario]

Pikachu w/ Falcon Helmet tail of death
Face the Watermelon monster as a confused, male SAMUS and yell ,"I summon Super Pikachu!"

 

[Suntan Luigi]

THIS JUST IN: I found out how to unlock sandbag as a playable character, and I am in the process of doing so.

Choose Sonic and go to 75m with a second player as Ganondorf (make sure its the white version). Now collect the items that appear using only Ganon's wizard foot. When your score reaches EXACTLY 66666 points, you must then get sonic to use a fully charged forward smash on the THIRD spring DK throws at you. DK will then yell "OUCH", signaling you to proceed with the next step.

Ok, listen closely: You must use sonic's side taunt 3 times as fast as possible. When the third one is almost finishing, have Ganondorf do a reverse grounded warlock punch, making sure sonic flys to the right when DK is active but a spring is not on the screen. If you did this right, sonic will not die when he hits the boundries but instead the camera will scroll to reveal the Wifi training room stage with sandbag in the middle. Here's where the next part comes in.

You should now be playing as Sonic in the Wifi training room area. Ganon is not here anymore. The game will automatically begin a wifi game with one of five opponents: Mew2King, Ally, Ninjalink, DSF, or Malcom. After winning the match against your opponent as sonic, Ganon will now re-appear and you will now play a doubles match with two of the mentioned opponents. If you can't find a partner, mutate and become Gorro.

After winning this match, the victory screen will not appear, but instead a blank screen with sandbag will be displayed. Here is where you must say these words: "Sandbag! I have come to harness the power within. Will you be so benevolent as to lend me your strength so that I may smite my foes in the midst of battle?" (make sure you have a mic) When this is said, Sandbag will determine if you are worthy. If he decides yes, then he will email you instructions on how to find him on the path of glory. Make sure no one else reads the email. If he determines no, then your wii will be bricked and your television will detonate with enough power to level every house within a one mile radius.

Yes, I have almost completed the cheat, but I will inform you of my progress later when I begin the path to glory.

 

[UberMario]

Phoenix King

Have 3 Falcon Punches collide at the same time.

This will result in a giant flaming bird scorching the entire stage, leaving it a desolate wasteland.