tirkaro
Smash Champion
now, everywhere I go, I always see people people going "ZOMG, SONIC SHUD BE IN BRAWLZ!!!" and to that, i say: BLASPHEMY!!!! why the heck should sonic get in as the sega rep? yeah, sonic may be a good character, and is SEGA's mascot, but really think about it: what has sonic ever done for nintendo? NOTHING! how is sonic part of nintendo's history? yeah, he may be appearing on nintendo consoles now, and he's in a crossover sports game with mario, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! because there is obviously only one obvious choice for a SEGA rep, and he's right here:
yes, the one, the only, F-ZERO GX ANNOUNCER GUY.......or at least, I think he's supposed to be the announcer guy.....well, lets just pretend he is, kay?
F-zero GX was developed by SEGA and produced by nintendo. ZOMG, a nintendo game developed by SEGA? that already makes him 20000000000000000000000000000000x more likely than sonic. but what about M&S@tOG? well, F-zero GX came BEFORE M&S, so its obviously way more important than M&S. but what's this? you say he isn't important enough to the franchise? WELL THATS WHERE YOU'D BE WRONG! without f-zero GX announcer guy, who would be there to say "you got boost power!"? NOBODY! wothout F-zero GX announcer guy, people would just be driving around, and once someone accidentally hits Y, they would go "WTF!? when did we git boost power!!!!????
" and it would all be chaos. but luckily, there is one great man out there, a man willing to take time out of his day, just to say "you got boost power!" so that nobody gets confused on when they got boost power.
now people can just say "YAYZ! I gots boost power!"*BOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOST* "oh crap! I boosted too much!"*dies*
*sniff* and thats why its video game heroes like FZAG that we need more of. but what about sonic. he just runs fast. HTF DOES A HEDGEHOG RUN THAT FAST? thats impossible! so basically, what sonic the hedgehog is teaching to little kids is that all animals are irregular colors, can move very fast, and curl up into balls to kill robots. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE KIDDIES WILL BE CONFUSED? THINK OF ALL THE BIOLOGY TEACHERS WHO HAVE TO DO SO MUCH WORK, JUST TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT REAL HEDGEHOGS/ECHIDNAS/FOXES/CATS/BATS/ RABBITS/WHATEVER! such an undeserving and evil game character such as him has no place in the world of smash! and which is why FZAG is the only good choice for a SEGA rep. and quite frankly, you're in denial if you dont think that FZAG is the most likely choice for a sega rep. but if your still in denial, then think of this: F-zero is one of the greatest and most influencial racing series' out there. and without him, we wouldn't know how our favorite characters sound like. yes, thats right, FZGXAG has the balls to go up to macho racers 20x his size, and interview them. yeah, you could have just played through the story mode and see some people talk in a cutscene, but honestly, who on earth was able to beat story mode? (and if you did, then you have no life. seriously.) so all that, plus the fact that he is from a single nintendo game, made by sega, makes him 20 times more deserving than sega's mascot himself, who's appeared in a lot more games. and you're a fanboy if you think otherwise.
now put this is your sig, if you know what's good.
yes, the one, the only, F-ZERO GX ANNOUNCER GUY.......or at least, I think he's supposed to be the announcer guy.....well, lets just pretend he is, kay?
F-zero GX was developed by SEGA and produced by nintendo. ZOMG, a nintendo game developed by SEGA? that already makes him 20000000000000000000000000000000x more likely than sonic. but what about M&S@tOG? well, F-zero GX came BEFORE M&S, so its obviously way more important than M&S. but what's this? you say he isn't important enough to the franchise? WELL THATS WHERE YOU'D BE WRONG! without f-zero GX announcer guy, who would be there to say "you got boost power!"? NOBODY! wothout F-zero GX announcer guy, people would just be driving around, and once someone accidentally hits Y, they would go "WTF!? when did we git boost power!!!!????
" and it would all be chaos. but luckily, there is one great man out there, a man willing to take time out of his day, just to say "you got boost power!" so that nobody gets confused on when they got boost power.now people can just say "YAYZ! I gots boost power!"*BOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOSTBOOST* "oh crap! I boosted too much!"*dies*
*sniff* and thats why its video game heroes like FZAG that we need more of. but what about sonic. he just runs fast. HTF DOES A HEDGEHOG RUN THAT FAST? thats impossible! so basically, what sonic the hedgehog is teaching to little kids is that all animals are irregular colors, can move very fast, and curl up into balls to kill robots. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE KIDDIES WILL BE CONFUSED? THINK OF ALL THE BIOLOGY TEACHERS WHO HAVE TO DO SO MUCH WORK, JUST TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT REAL HEDGEHOGS/ECHIDNAS/FOXES/CATS/BATS/ RABBITS/WHATEVER! such an undeserving and evil game character such as him has no place in the world of smash! and which is why FZAG is the only good choice for a SEGA rep. and quite frankly, you're in denial if you dont think that FZAG is the most likely choice for a sega rep. but if your still in denial, then think of this: F-zero is one of the greatest and most influencial racing series' out there. and without him, we wouldn't know how our favorite characters sound like. yes, thats right, FZGXAG has the balls to go up to macho racers 20x his size, and interview them. yeah, you could have just played through the story mode and see some people talk in a cutscene, but honestly, who on earth was able to beat story mode? (and if you did, then you have no life. seriously.) so all that, plus the fact that he is from a single nintendo game, made by sega, makes him 20 times more deserving than sega's mascot himself, who's appeared in a lot more games. and you're a fanboy if you think otherwise.
now put this is your sig, if you know what's good.
