Superninjabreadman
Smash Lord
My freind came up with a really cool idea. what if they combined Energy drinks and Gum? I mean, it would just be so cool.
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Energy Gum.
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Wikipedia
Smash Lord
What if they combined the elastic nature of rubber to our anal sphincter?
If you swallow energy gum, you'll be supercharged for seven years!
But really it's a lame idea. For the energy to work it needs to get into your system, with gum you get like a little bit of juice then spit it out. Maybe some sort of caffeine gum would work, but I doubt it, since I've seen a diagram where four energy pills equalled one cup of coffee and am therefore right.
But really it's a lame idea. For the energy to work it needs to get into your system, with gum you get like a little bit of juice then spit it out. Maybe some sort of caffeine gum would work, but I doubt it, since I've seen a diagram where four energy pills equalled one cup of coffee and am therefore right.
I hope your friend had already created this.
http://www.joltgum.com/
http://www.joltgum.com/
Two pieces of gum = one cup of coffee? Impossible! The pills will be run out of business!
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Those probably kill your teeth.
Oh please don't propagate that myth.
pikachun00b7
Smash Lord
*Places trident into Red Bull*
Yummilitious.
Yummilitious.
Energy through gum can work much faster than energy through a drink!
Stuff (like sugar) can be absorbed into the bloodstream through the bottom of the tongue/mouth.
Stuff (like sugar) can be absorbed into the bloodstream through the bottom of the tongue/mouth.
Wikipedia
Smash Lord
Heck, even teeth absorb monosaccharides on contact.
Superninjabreadman
Smash Lord
We'll I didnt say It wouldent have afew flaws. but its a good idea.Gkryptonite
Smash Journeyman
Gum doesn't stay in you for seven years
you just s*** it out the same way it got in
in fact I think you can dig it up from all that s*** and chew it again
Well no joke gets past you now does it.
Gkryptonite
Smash Journeyman
This one did
They have energy gum, mate. The army is testing gum with special methamphetamine-like substances to keep soldiers awake and alert for days. They're especially useful for fighter pilots on long missions.
They use gum because the medicine is dissolved very quickly through the mucous membranes in the mouth.
They use gum because the medicine is dissolved very quickly through the mucous membranes in the mouth.
voittaa711
Smash Journeyman
I just bought energy gum the other day at MC sports.
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Man, I had no idea about the mouth absorption thing, that's pretty cool.
Gkryptonite
Smash Journeyman
****, and I was gonna try it too
