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Dylan_Tnga, we need to talk.

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Smash Nub

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Look, Dylan_Tnga, I've created this account for the sole purpose of calling you out. I want you to know that you are 100% without a doubt the most annoying poster on the entire site. It's not just your elitist attitude or your e-thug manner of speaking. No, it's also your CONSTANT need to call less knowledgeable people noobs and your borderline criminal obsession with silly little initialisms corresponding to simple techniques. I'm of the opinion that people like you have absolutely ruined Smash Bros. for the rest of us. Competitive gaming is great; I enjoy playing Smash regularly with an excellent group of players, but you, Dylan_Tnga, have taken the game out of it.

Whether you understand it or not, this is a problem. It's unhealthy, antisocial and exclusive. I'm not calling you a 'geek' or a 'nerd', because gaming as a hobby or even a lifestyle is very interesting and rewarding. But when you go so far as to ridicule people that play the game for fun, you've crossed the line. You bully people with your insults, and spam the boards with your bragging-- all in size huge font.

Advanced techniques, as you and your friends like to call them, Dylan_Tnga, are nothing more than exploits and glitches. Sure, some of them are difficult to master and provide good results in a tournament setting, but when you claim that you're playing the game "the way it was meant to be played" you're just absolutely wrong. Why do we play Smash Bros.? The answer is because it's the most unique fighter ever released, period. We love it because it's different. So what do you and your PRO friends do? You turn off items and play on the flattest stages possible...kind of like every other fighter out there. I'm not saying what you do doesn't take skill; trust me, I know how much time it takes to master some of these characters.

Ignoring how pathetic the life of a "pro" gamer is, you just aren't that great of a person. You look down on everyone else, you scare off new posters, and you intentionally hurt people's feelings. That's not okay in any context. You're a regular *******, and if you treat people in the real world the same way you treat people on the internet (and I hope you don't), then you're in for one hell of a wake-up call when you grow up and rely on your (broken) social skills to make it in life. Someone needs to put you in your place, and even though I'll be banned in minutes after posting this, Dylan_Tnga, I hope I've made some sort of an impact on you.

God help me if I ever see another Super Saiyan avatar.
 

Red Exodus

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Ever heard of private messages?

Besides, half of what you talked about is old news. Wake up dude.
 
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I can't wait to hear about this noob getting owned off his arse by Dylan.

It's like a sequel to Sora vs. FLT.

*Gets Popcorn*

Smashboards is too good son!!

EDIT: Crap,Numa beat me to it.
 

Red Exodus

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I think this guy is obssessed with him. 1 guy [Dylan] ruined smash for you? OVer the internet? Get a grip.
 

Sensai

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This should be entertaining at absolute least. It's too bad that the guy calling Dylan out will probably get in trouble for doing it, and in the Brawl boards no less.

Guys....this board is becoming worse then the Pool Room
 

Red Exodus

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I don't like the Brawl boards as much as the melee ones, but the melee ones move sooooooooooooooo slooooooooooooowlyyyyyyyy.
 

Master.Lord.Marth.

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Sighs...this is totally unnecessary and pretty ********. Times like this i wish the stupid game would come out already so people don't get so bored that they need to start crap with other users.
 

Superstar

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Too bad my brother has the computer, and I have to use the Wii, sp quoting your message does not work well, as its so huge [or i am not used to wii and overlooked somethin]

At the topic creator, did you even read the whole thread [the brawl potentially sucking one]? In the beginning, he is verbally assaulting everyone, but he later apologizes for his behavior. He now only gets verbally violent when he is extremely aggravated. He still says the pro scene is the right way [when in fact is the skillful way], but he now accepts it if other people play itemfests [as long as it does not affect him in any way].

Please assemble complete current information before calling someone out on the worldwide web, or it just makes you look bad. Also, with so many people already insulting him for his old posts, I assume you won't make any lasting effect other than mild annoyment. If you look at those posts, they should be fairly old.
 

bijoukaiba

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I realize I'm not a mod/admin. but I have a few suggestions for you-

1) Don't make out of place forums such as this. These are the fastest things to get you banned. Although I will admit, you did say you joined just to post this, so you clearly stand up for justice and modesty amongst people. I admire that, it reminds me a little bit of someone who stood up for something by remaining seated on a bus...

2) I did read through some of this Dylan fellow's posts, and some of them haven't been pretty. Perhaps we should report some of his more serious ones- such as the "Noob: Go Die." stuff. He was a noob at one point as well so he really needs to be put in his place.

3) And I realize this has no chance of happening, but for some reason if one of the mods won't speak to this guy, then perhaps a more respected member that argues/comments wisely yet respectfully should do so- a good example, Sensai or E.P.F.

Once this board is closed, I demand that someone sees to this problem!
 

Rash

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Sighs...this is totally unnecessary and pretty ********. Times like this i wish the stupid game would come out already so people don't get so bored that they need to start crap with other users.
I agree. Hell, I don't post nearly as frequently as I did when I first started here, mostly because I was just tired of speculating all the time. Well, that and I got bored reading stupid character-suggestions. :ohwell:

Sometimes I wish we'd just get some more darn screenshots.
 

Red Exodus

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Bij, you make Dylan sound like a lunatic. Maybe if people didn't act so ******** all the time he wouldn't have to say 'noob: go die'.

Most of the people he disagrees with don't want to see him half-way. Much like this guy and much like you. I didn't like Dylan the first time I read his posts, and his response to mine was a bit harsh but you know what? It was true.

I decided to meet him halfway and accept his ways and he accepted mine. Now he's more respectful me and others who have decided to meet him half-way.
 

Scar

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I think it's funny that he still used ***s instead of typing out the word. I mean, he's getting banned anyways.
 
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