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So today I had some Cheez-it and went "Omfg I haven't had this stuff in a long time", I also decided to create a Cheez-It social group because I'm sexy like that.
So go ****ing join it
<3
http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1490
So *(T.R.D.S.) indirectly made me want to create a blog, before you "riveting tale, chap" or "TL; DR" me I'm going to post what I consider some dumb and obvious observations that have been overlooked by many. My rants will be dumb, so don't go talk intellectually to my face.
Dumb rant 1:
POKEMON:
One of the series that I been playing since good old Pokemon Blue and Red days. As time went on, there were stuff that was completely illogical that I couldn't help but laugh thinking about it:
-How can you battle while being on water and send out a pokemon that can't swim or fly?
-How do you battle underwater?
-How can you surf on a Rhydon?
-How can a fly with on a Pidgey?
-How can you fly when your Pokemon that is flying is ****ing paralyzed?
-Why do people not get shocked when you barge in their house?
-Why do trains, trucks, and boats exist but cars don't in the Pokemon series?
-How did the truck get to the main char's hometown in Pokemon Ruby/ Sapphire?
-How does Onix dig? How does one use "hidden power"
-How does Wailord "body slam" or "bounce"
-How does a Skunktank use "attract"
-What happens if you "didn't get away safely"
-What happens when you KO a wild pokemon? Do you just leave them there to die?
(seriously, KOing wild pokemon is like..... animal abuse)
I could list more, but I'm too sexy like that to put up more.
Dumb rant 2:
Legend of Zelda games:
I love the zelda series, my first zelda game was the Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past. The rant is going to be fun:
-Why in the name of pete, does enemies of any dungeon leave keys, a map, a key to the boss room, and a compass just lying around in a treasure chest?
-Why does Zant decide to rely on bugs that will keep an area under the twili zone? (The tears)
-Why does the enemies of any dungeon leave the key item that is the most vulnerable to the boss, in the dungeon?
-How did the Oocoa build anything? 0.o
Too sexy to go on to rant on Mario (too many things lol)
Dumb rant 3:
Internet
-Why does every comment section of any story on AOL turn out to be some political discussion?
-Why does people sell some of the weirdest stuff on ebay? Do they really think someone is going to buy toast that very discreetly look like MJ or someone else?
-Why does this blog suck and why should I feel bad?
-Why is this blog soooooooooo underrated
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Meh. Losing steam. I'll add more rants later
Join the cheez-it group :D
Help me guys to make dumb rants
So today I had some Cheez-it and went "Omfg I haven't had this stuff in a long time", I also decided to create a Cheez-It social group because I'm sexy like that.
So go ****ing join it
<3
http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1490
So *(T.R.D.S.) indirectly made me want to create a blog, before you "riveting tale, chap" or "TL; DR" me I'm going to post what I consider some dumb and obvious observations that have been overlooked by many. My rants will be dumb, so don't go talk intellectually to my face.
Dumb rant 1:
POKEMON:
One of the series that I been playing since good old Pokemon Blue and Red days. As time went on, there were stuff that was completely illogical that I couldn't help but laugh thinking about it:
-How can you battle while being on water and send out a pokemon that can't swim or fly?
-How do you battle underwater?
-How can you surf on a Rhydon?
-How can a fly with on a Pidgey?
-How can you fly when your Pokemon that is flying is ****ing paralyzed?
-Why do people not get shocked when you barge in their house?
-Why do trains, trucks, and boats exist but cars don't in the Pokemon series?
-How did the truck get to the main char's hometown in Pokemon Ruby/ Sapphire?
-How does Onix dig? How does one use "hidden power"
-How does Wailord "body slam" or "bounce"
-How does a Skunktank use "attract"
-What happens if you "didn't get away safely"
-What happens when you KO a wild pokemon? Do you just leave them there to die?
(seriously, KOing wild pokemon is like..... animal abuse)
I could list more, but I'm too sexy like that to put up more.
Dumb rant 2:
Legend of Zelda games:
I love the zelda series, my first zelda game was the Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past. The rant is going to be fun:
-Why in the name of pete, does enemies of any dungeon leave keys, a map, a key to the boss room, and a compass just lying around in a treasure chest?
-Why does Zant decide to rely on bugs that will keep an area under the twili zone? (The tears)
-Why does the enemies of any dungeon leave the key item that is the most vulnerable to the boss, in the dungeon?
-How did the Oocoa build anything? 0.o
Too sexy to go on to rant on Mario (too many things lol)
Dumb rant 3:
Internet
-Why does every comment section of any story on AOL turn out to be some political discussion?
-Why does people sell some of the weirdest stuff on ebay? Do they really think someone is going to buy toast that very discreetly look like MJ or someone else?
-Why does this blog suck and why should I feel bad?
-Why is this blog soooooooooo underrated
-----
Meh. Losing steam. I'll add more rants later
Join the cheez-it group :D
Help me guys to make dumb rants
