aight heres another one
dogy's moms d*ck is so big, she uses it as a scarf in the winter
his moms d*ck is so small, that she can only **** mice
mom is so fat, that when she was walking in chinatown, all the asians were running around screaming GODZILLA!!!!!!!
mom's p*ssy is so loose, that she uses a garaffs head and neck as a dildo
moms p*ssy is so big, that when she got back from her trip to mexico, about 20 mexicans jumped outta her poo nanny screaming AMERICA!!!!
mom's p*ssy is so old, rotten, big, and dry, that batman decided to move his cave to her ******.
mom is so dirty, that when i went to have sex wit her my dang a lang said hell naw, jumped off and ran away.
lol, i'm just playing dogy, you the man and can you tell your mom that i'm still waiting for her to call me back
