Pelikinesis
Smash Journeyman
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PLAY MELEE.
Me and my friends brought Melee back and none of us want to return to Brawl. Why?
Actual hitstun, Mewtwo, Roy, Marth's thing got bigger, wavedashing and SHFFLing, Mewtwo, Manly Falcon, more devastating sound effects, and Mewtwo.
Anyways, my friend and I were doing prolonged Falcon dittos, and just seeing how much more effective, smoother, and more devastating the Knee was with the less situational hitbox and Shffling.......
It was beautiful. It was like Christmas. You know when Scrooge wakes up from his acid trip/visitation by three spirits, and he calls out to the boy on that snow-filled street, "Boy! What day is it today?"
You see Melee Falcon, unscarfed, in all of his fast-falling glory jump from out of nowhere and knee Scrooge as the little boy responds "It's Christmas sir!!!" which is consequently the last thing Scrooge hears on this earth as every bone in his body is broken, and every nerve synapse is fried by the electric current, and he plows through several brick-walled buildings before his momentum ceases. Screw you Charles Dickens, and screw your moral lessons about generosity and Christmas spirit. We have Melee Knees and that's all we need to pass on to our children and grandchildren.
In Melee, there is a Knee in every household. No one goes unKneed. There is bounty and plenty. Turn your back on the Kneeless wasteland of Brawl and return to the land overflowing with milk and Knees.
Also: MetamindgameSpam.
lolz.
PLAY MELEE.
Me and my friends brought Melee back and none of us want to return to Brawl. Why?
Actual hitstun, Mewtwo, Roy, Marth's thing got bigger, wavedashing and SHFFLing, Mewtwo, Manly Falcon, more devastating sound effects, and Mewtwo.
Anyways, my friend and I were doing prolonged Falcon dittos, and just seeing how much more effective, smoother, and more devastating the Knee was with the less situational hitbox and Shffling.......
It was beautiful. It was like Christmas. You know when Scrooge wakes up from his acid trip/visitation by three spirits, and he calls out to the boy on that snow-filled street, "Boy! What day is it today?"
You see Melee Falcon, unscarfed, in all of his fast-falling glory jump from out of nowhere and knee Scrooge as the little boy responds "It's Christmas sir!!!" which is consequently the last thing Scrooge hears on this earth as every bone in his body is broken, and every nerve synapse is fried by the electric current, and he plows through several brick-walled buildings before his momentum ceases. Screw you Charles Dickens, and screw your moral lessons about generosity and Christmas spirit. We have Melee Knees and that's all we need to pass on to our children and grandchildren.
In Melee, there is a Knee in every household. No one goes unKneed. There is bounty and plenty. Turn your back on the Kneeless wasteland of Brawl and return to the land overflowing with milk and Knees.
Also: MetamindgameSpam.
lolz.
