The Novice Sword
Smash Apprentice
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(This is fun!)Alright time for some fun!
If a character with nothing on any Nintendo console got into Smash, who would you want?
Personally, I would accept the TF2 Soldier since he could play in a similar (but different) way to Snake.
For a TF2 character I'd want Heavy Weapons Guy. He's kinda the mascot of the game (less so these days) and I think he could use a lot of cool weapons. Maybe the various miniguns are cartoony enough to pass for Smash. Sandvich could be his Down Special where he self heals if you time some button presses in sync with the "om nom nom" sound effect. And Medic can show up as part of his final smash: "Ubercharge" That'd be cool. 2Fort could be his home stage where the fighting takes place on the central bridge!
Jak and Daxter would be another cool character with zero Nintendo history. They could draw from the whole series, but focus on Jak's Eco powers from the later games.
Ratchet and Clank would be in a similar vein, but use all their wacky weapons. the R.Y.N.O is the obligatory final smash though complete with 1812 overture blaring triumphantly. I would also demand a Captain Quark mii costume to go with them.
An Ape Escape character would be pretty sweet too.
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