Disco Upick Mafia. Game over. Who won?

[ranmaru]

Xonar was a sponge actually

he just absorbed bardull's ability cuz bardull targetted him

so

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

r00000000000d

 

[BSL]

The real problem is that we forgot to kill someone one night.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

You had one job BSL

 

[BSL]

It was ruy's job.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

From now on your job is to make sure Ryu does his job.

 

[BSL]

Next mafia game I'm in, I'll be sure to do it.

 

[#HBC | ѕoup]

*read QT*
"Soup ruined the game"

Was thy HBC too much for thee?

 

[Ashemu]

too bad this was like paid users only cuz cyor and short deadlines are good and i woulda been all over this **** <_<

 

[ranmaru]

Soup: Reaction to your role/flavor?

 

[BSL]

Soup can you acknowledge that "thee" only means "you" and NOT "I", please?

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

For future reference, thieves/traitors/evil saints always count as .5's. It's why every 6 man game has a thief and one mafioso.

In DGames, the role is typically run so that the traitor is auxiliary, not a half-member but completely dissociated from the scumteam (by all but their own insistence via flavour). They don't get a kill, and they certainly don't endgame other factions. No rules that aren't stipulated are assumed to be known or true; any rule like "you get the kill on death of all mafia" would be stipulated in the role PM.

too bad this was like paid users only cuz cyor and short deadlines are good and i woulda been all over this **** <_<

technically it was an acrostic solo game
so really, you won

 

[ranmaru]

At first I mis-read that to say 'suxiliary' haha. I was like wat

 

[BarDulL]

If you've never been sole survivor before Bard, then it's hard to explain it to you.

It's like seeing dry land after being stuck with eight *****es on a ***** boat.

i have never seen someone play so terribly for their first time on any mafia site ever LOL

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

It was ruy's job.

I thought you said you were lol.

 

[BSL]

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Scummerly Squatters
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Spoiler: Bardull ("Hades from Disney's Hercules and Domon Kasshu from G Gundam whom are locked in battle for Jennifer Lawrence's love while Burning Gundam plays in the background")

​

You are the embodiment of the conflict between Hades and Domon Kasshu in their battle for Jennifer Lawrence's love (background music: Burning Gundam). This battle raged on in Neo-Neo-Tokyo for what seemed an eternity, until an unfortunate accident occurred. Some errant reaction between the dark magicks of Hades and SPACE ALLOYS caused the three to become one. You are therefore...

Blue Jennifer Lawrence with a Gundam arm and a certain mystique, mafia BURNING votethief.
​

Once per Night, you must choose one player to steal a vote from for the following Day phase. On that phase, they will have no vote. You may assign or reassign this second vote through PMs to the game mods at any time of Day phase. When you do so, the vote by default will be Anonymous, but you may choose instead to attribute it to yourself, which will become the new default behaviour until you choose to do the other.

(Passive) Once during the game, if you are the player who commits your faction's kill at Night and you hit a player who is Bulletproof, they will die. Once this ability has been used up, you can no longer commit a kill at Night for the rest of the game.

You may talk with your mafia partners at http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/JMnriLkBhaLU at any time.




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Spoiler: Red Ryu

Walpurgis Night, Mafia Unstoppable Evil Thingy
​

Walpurgis Night from Madoka Magica. Obviously mafia. Because that thing is the most evil thing that would happen to Magica, and must be stopped. BUT IT CANNOT BE STOPPED. ruff lyf 4 kids dese days

(Passive) Once per game, you will not die if an attempt is made to kill you. This ability takes priority over any protective ability targeting you.

​

You may talk with your mafia partners at http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/JMnriLkBhaLU at any time.




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Spoiler: BSL

This toothbrush is a cleaner. He is always beaming with pride, since his one true purpose in life is to clean grime off of Billy's equally beaming teeth. Once the trusty toothbrush of Billy, he was abandoned a month later due to stiffening up. After many more weeks of being alone, Toothbrush has been slowly transforming into... a toothbrush with a dark heart. Therefore, Toothbrush slowly twists himself. He becomes insane. You are...

Toothbrush, mafia tooth analysis device
​

Once per Night, choose one player. You will use your intimate understanding of teeth to determine what that player's role is.



Chat with your evil buddies at http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/JMnriLkBhaLU


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Spoiler: Quilt

Big Red Gum. Similar in taste and flavor to 5 Cinnamon-flavor gum, but you were the first on the market. Therefore, you are a hipster. You are also quite the uppity gum.

Big Red Gum, mafia big red traitor
​

You know the mafia to consist of three members, one of whom is Red Ryu. You may not contact them privately. They know of the existence of a traitor, but not your identity.

(Passive) You appear as Town to investigation roles, if any exist.

For every two MOD votes you give yourself in a Day phase (see below), you may choose one player in the next Night phase who will take one more vote to lynch than usual in the next Day phase. You cannot choose yourself. You may only provide three such "buffers" during the course of the game.


Posting restriction:
Your posting restriction is that you must pretend to have a posting restriction. You cannot make reference in thread to the fact that your posting restriction is fake, and must maintain that it is in fact real if anyone questions that it is real. The mods will not give you any MOD votes for failing to post under whatever restriction(s) you make up for yourself. You may PM either mod at any time during a Day phase, asking one of us to give you a MOD vote for the rest of that Day phase as if you had broken a posting restriction. You may accumulate as many MOD votes during a Day as you choose, up to the limit of one vote away from being lynched. MOD votes will be reset to 0 at the start of a new Day.

Please note this distinction: you will get MOD votes if you do not pretend to have a posting restriction at all, but you will not get MOD votes if you begin pretending to have a restriction and then forget or otherwise miss doing that fake restriction, unless you PM us asking for one or more MOD votes.

Please also note that the restriction you make up should not involve having to speak in languages other than English, and should not involve taking actions that would otherwise be outside of the rules (i.e. posting your role PM).

Complicated~

Special win condition:
You win if the mafia faction wins, but you do not count towards their numbers when calculating whether or not mafia has won yet.
Also: a reminder that posting or sharing any media from this role PM is equivalent to quoting direct text from this PM, and is punishable by modkill.

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Tickled Townspeople
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Spoiler: Gova ("My flavor should be an attractive water bottle. Full, of course! And ice cold. The cap isn't screwed on too tight so you don't have to struggle to get a taste of that crisp, fresh water; the kind that you can feel in your stomach after you swallow. Also it is the perfect size, just the right amount of fluid ounces. Not so many that you can't finish it all but not so little that your thirst isn't quenched.")

You're the coldest water bottle there is. You're pretty sure you'd be refreshing. You have attractive curves, and you leave a solid impression in a person's stomach that they can really feel. Your cap is loose, but you don't even need one; water wouldn't spill out. You are...

Too Refreshing of a Water Bottle, town frozen "voter" (said with a Russian accent)
​

For the first three Days of the game, you must privately contact one of the mods, naming a player to give your vote to. You're too frozen to vote! If you are alive Day 4 or afterwards, you are allowed to vote then, but can still choose instead to give away your vote to another player.




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Spoiler: Soup (The essence of the HBC)

You are Rupert, Count Palatine of the Rhine, Duke of Bavaria, 1st Duke of Cumberland, 1st Earl of Holderness commonly called Prince Rupert of the Rhine. You are the entirety of the essence of the HBC. No one can stop you, since you are the essence of that of the HBC. So remember, that you are the sole reason for people bringing on the #HBC. Represent. Never forget, that you, Rupert, will strike fear into the hearts of the people who dare to oppose the HBC, and make them ponder to themselves, "What is this HBC he speaks of?"

Prince Rupert of the Rhine, town doublevoter
​

Due to your considerable influence in the HBC, your vote is worth two.

​

Posting Restriction:
Each one of your posts must begin with a statement about your own humble condition (examples: poverty, lack of social/filial connections, lack of physical attraction), and thank everyone for allowing you in their company, in a minimum of 40 words. Also, defer to one player’s superiority of dress, looks, skills or wit in every post. Above all, you must be as polite as possible, as you are a prince. You may not discuss explicitly the details of your posting restriction. You may not confirm that you do in fact have a posting restriction. Failing to fulfill this posting restriction will result in a MOD vote.



A reminder that media and text from this role PM may not be reproduced anywhere while the game is ongoing, under punishment of modkill.

Spoiler: Gorf (Neil Patrick Harris receiving a BJ and ripping a noxious decanter of walrus)

Neil is a fan of magic, and hitting that walrus, and getting bj's, but one day, all goes to **** when he gets so ****ing high as a kite that he gets the munchies. Yet the most bizarre detail of this tale is he is now David Hasselhoff, woofing down on burgers. The blowjob is just a side order now. Regardless, Hasselhoff goes crazy. You think that your walrus may not have simply been walrus at all; You just bounce off the walls trying to stay alive. You calmly try to get yourself together and think of ways to stay alive. But that is wishful thinking. You are tripping. You also forget that you are trying to return to normal, all that you can think of is "DEAR LORD, PLEASE LET ME LIVE!!" with a mouth full. Therefore, you are...

David Patrick Hasselharris, town trippin-ass VT getting BJs under the table while a man behind you who can see the whole scene grins and silently enjoys his wine
​

Posting restriction:
Your post restriction is to beg not to die in every post, because you are so ****ing high you don't even know what is going on. Examples are “I hope I don’t get lynched!” or “Oh, please God, don’t let me die tonight!” (Simply mentioning a reluctance to die is okay occasionally, but try to use exclamation marks most of the time.) Failing to follow this posting restriction in every post will result in a MOD vote. You may not explicitly discuss the nature of this posting restriction.



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Spoiler: Ryker

J with Pneumonia, town sick VT who needs lots of bedrest
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(Passive Restriction) You cannot be recruited for a masonry, neighbourhood, or any other role that facilitates Night conversation (including recruitment to any communicative scum faction if such a recruiter exists). All such roles (if any exist) will be informed that their target failed when targeting you.

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Posting restriction:
You are allotted 100 words at the start of every Day, towards a total that carries over through consecutive Days. If your word total is empty, and you keep posting, you will start going into the word count you WOULD receive the following Day. Therefore, your available word count can reach a maximum of -100. At -101 or lower, you will immediately die. You cannot explicitly discuss the nature of your posting restriction with other players.

(Important) Votes do not remove any words from your count.

(Important) An image is worth exactly 1,000 words. Do not post an image unless you want to die, pretty much. (Forum emoticons are exempt, and worth only a single word.)




A reminder: posting or sharing media or text from this role PM is punishable by modkill.

Spoiler: Raziek ("Issac from Golden Sun")

Issac, from Golden Sun: Dark Dawn, town edgy former protagonist VT
​

You are Issac, the most ruggedly handsome man you know. Look at how edgy and sexy you look in the mirror. Damn fine. A child no longer, you now have the appearance of a dependable father with impeccable taste in fashionable armourcoats. But when trouble comes, you leave suddenly without telling anyone where or why, because that's what's convenient to the plot, damn it. Therefore, you could not be any more important than a vanilla townie.


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Spoiler: Werekill

Dayman, fighter of the nightman ♪
You are master of karate ♫
and friendship for everyone ♪
You help those who are needy ♫
and you thwart those who are greedy ♪
You are the man with the plan ♫
DAY MAN ♪

Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, town Dayman vig (but not Dayvig)

​

Dayman has 3 shots at Night to kill people. (One per Night)

But that's not all! During any Day phase, Dayman can trade 2 of those shots to give one shot to a friend! The receiver also receives a private message from Dayman (directed through one of the two mods), but it will give no confirmation of alignment.

Alternatively, Dayman can decide to give up all 3 shots, and karate kick the gun towards the attacker of a friend of Dayman's choosing. If this ability successfully protects a target, Dayman is publicly announced to be Town Dayman, Master of Karate and Friendship, and loses all 3 shots.

After all his abilities are gone, Dayman becomes Town Everydayman VT.


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Spoiler: Zen

You are a questionable fellow, who also happens to be very influential and popular. Since you are so popular, it means you are also confident in your social skills, and easily approach those people you feel would help you to reach your goals, whether they are good or evil. The secret is believing that everybody likes you unconditionally. It seems to work well. Therefore, you are...

Lelouch Lamperouge, town social butterfly

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Once during the game, during any Night phase, choose one person to Neighbourize. They will receive a Quicktopic link, and you can both talk there at all times during the game.

Spoiler: Sinz

"Sherbert," an alternative spelling of sherbet, an iced dessert containing both fruit juice and between 1% and 2% milkfat. You are delicious. You make others fat. Yet, no one eats you because no one really knows that you are ice cream. Instead, people confuse you for Sherbert the TY Pillow Pal. But in reality, you are...

SherbeRt, town delicious VT who isn't cuddly​

Posting restriction:
Once every other Day phase beginning Day 1, you must use the phrase, "I am not a pillow pal" in some recognizable form in a single post that Day. If you do not do so, you will receive a permanent MOD vote. You may not explicitly discuss the nature of your posting restriction. You may use your pillow pal phrase as often as you like, as long as you do it when it is necessary.


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Spoiler: Capps

Being a mustache is so hard. Being a male mustache named Susan is harder. Susan must watch his human leader brush his teeth each time, avoiding the flecks of toothpaste that fly upwards. He must watch his human leader shave his beard while he shivers in fright that he might be next. It gives him much stress and paranoia. Yet, he is determined to walk on, and doesn't let it get him down. Therefore, you are...

Susan, town optimistic VT
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Posting restriction:
Your post restriction is to be an optimist or say something positive 3 times a day. It has to be noticeable and in context. A good example would be a simple, “I have faith in the town,” or “Things are looking up.” You may not explicitly discuss the nature of your posting restriction in the thread. Failing to get in your 3 positive posts in a Day (within reason) will result in a permanent MOD vote.



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Spoiler: J

Two girls are sitting in one of their bedrooms, reading the sensual Fifty Shades of Grey series. While doing so, they are also listening to the song "S&M wombo combo" which is one of their dearest favourites. It reminds them of their younger days, when they would get ice cream together, and watch Hugh Grant films, and the boys would run wombo combos all over their mambos waggling invitingly in the air all night, while they smiled at each other between their elbows. Therefore, you are...

Two Girls, 50 Shades of Grey, and the song S&M wombo combo, town bulletproof babes
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So entranced by the Rihanna portion of the song, and feeling so empowered by the Wombo Combo portion, these girls literally cannot be killed. Well, "literally" in the way that young girls often use the word 'literally', which is to say 'figuratively'. If you get shot once, you'll be okay. (One of the girls will die, but there are two of you.) Just don't get shot more than once during the game.



A reminder: don't post media or text from your role PM during the game, or you'll be modkilled.

 

[#HBC | Nabe]

Kary Kuthroats
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Spoiler: Xonar (your winner)

Xonar, you are Kary being mean. Usually Kary is quite the social spirit of DGames, but if you poke him too much, he'll explode into a kraken of despair and misfortune to all children around him. If this happens, he may refuse to work with you and close down the doors to Karyville. Thus, he is being selfish, and is therefore forever an independent. BABOOSH

Kary Being Mean, a strong independent Kary who don't need no man​

(Passive) Kary being mean is a selfish sponge. Once you are targeted, you steal/borrow the action used on you. It is not guaranteed that you will get the ability, depending on what it is. You may use any action you suck up at any time.

(Passive) You cannot be roleblocked, or otherwise stopped in the usage of any ability you acquire.

(Passive) You take one less vote to lynch.


Win condition:
You win if you survive to endgame, regardless of which faction wins.

Moral victory condition:
If you die at any time, through lynch or night kill, you may choose one player to "back" (regardless of alignment, purely out of spite because everyone else is bad). If your chosen candidate is alive at the end of the game, regardless of which faction wins, you win.



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Something a bit wacky going on behind the scenes: Xonar got Bardull's votesteal ability, and used it to wreck the competition whole-heartedly. You'll also notice, Quilt was the only player in this game against whom Xonar could have possibly achieved a solo win.

 

[Lore]

I would have loved to play more of this game, but no biggie.

Out of curiosity, why wasn't Quilt auto lynched when he claimed? It's something I was curious about but didn't post in the qt I think.

Oh, and my role was sweet. Nice job Ran and Nabe!

 

[#HBC | J]

Yeah I wish I could have played as well lol.

Nice job with the roles Nabe/Ran, thanks for that. I really enjoyed mine.

 

[ranmaru]

My favorite roles:

Werekills, Soups, Gorf's, Bardull's, Xonar's.

Werekill I really wish you were still in game to see you give shots to others as friendship xD

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Well damn I ****ed up reading that when I did.

Game loss is my fault

 

[#HBC | Kary]

these roles XD