Dead Horse for Brawl

[GreenKirby]

1) He's popular the world over
2) He's been on a Nintendo game (I'm sure there is a one game where a character, who's a horse, died)
3) He's fun to beat on
4) He'll be unique. Other characters are living. This one is not

Stats:

Size: 4/5
Weight: 4/5
Power: 4/5
Speed: 5/5
Jump: 1/5

Pros: Hard to die, fast, already dead, only character who can wavedash
Cons: No grab attacks, no ariel attacks

A: Bite
Hold A: Rapid bite
Foward tilt: foward lunge
Foward smash: Strong stomp
Up tilt: Small jump headbutt
Up smash: Back legs kick
Down tilt: weak stomp
Down smash: drop dead body slam

B: Tailwag- Dead Horse wags his tail to confuse his opponents. Only works if Dead Horse's behind is facing the player
Side B: Charge- Dead Horse charges at his foe at high speed
Up B: Ascend- An angelic light will shine on top of Dead Horse. Dead Horse rises. Light then leaves and Dead Horse falls back to Earth
Down B: Vulture summon- Dead Horse summons a vulture to attack his foe. Long range attack

Final Smash: Death Count- Similar to Marluxia in Kingdom Hearts 2 FInal Mix. Dead Horse curses all his foes with a death count. Each time foe is attack, the count goes down. When it reaches 0 the foe is permenantly out of the match.

DEAD HORSE FOR BRAWL! YES!

 

[TidalSpiral]

As much as it hurts me to say this, I agree. A dead horse would be pretty psychotic and mind blowing. Especially if it had no name other than "Dead Horse".

On the topic of dead fighters though, I always wanted Fox's father to join the fight.

 

[MysticKenji]

This idea is win.

 

[Chill]

You made a mistake with the moveset. Dead Horse doesn't have any moves except for wavedashing. Infact, he's really just a playable sandbag. Somehow though, wavedashing allows him to win every match.

 

[Maricalistaro]

This seems to be quite a popular choice amongst some people for brawl. Lol ffa dead horses.

 

[SolidSonic]

Made a thread like this one couple days ago and it got locked.

Mine didn't have a clever name though.

 

[Cinder]

Sorry to be the one lone humanitarian here, but this is a sick joke, dude...I didn't find it amusing...I found it cruel and inhumane...I know it's a joke, but once again, a sick one...may PETA have mercy on your soul...

 

[Blackadder]

Flogging a dead horse..or does the dead horse flog YOU?

Obviously Dead Horse is God-tier. I know he's gonna be my main.

Edit:
@Cinder
It's...a dead horse? Pretty light form of what I would hesitate to even dub "Dark humour".
It's a really light-hearted joke, if you ask me.

 

[TidalSpiral]

Oh dude... what if it was a little girl character holding a pink brush and constantly brushing the dead horse's mane? Then you could send the cloud of flies out as an attack, or the girl could somehow chunk the whole horse at someone. Mix a little Alma into this madness and we have a super win!

 

[Sandwich]

Wait.
If Kirby copied Dead Horse, would Kirby just fall over and die?

 

[TidalSpiral]

lol... I want this to become a poll topic now. Dead Horse VS Tingle VS Waluigi.

 

[MysticKenji]

No contest.

Dead Horse would win hands down.

 

[Cinder]

No contest.

Dead Horse would win hands down.

As cruel as this joke is, I gotta admit, Dead Horse>Tingle/Waluigi

 

[Kunitsuna]

Not as witty as it could have been.

 

[MisfitFan]

epic Epic fail, whos got the pic of the dvd rewinder?

 

[Gypsy Lee]

He is obviously god tier, no doubt. The only weakness I could possibly see with him is if someone gets a beam sword, they can cut him open and lay in him like a taun taun to regenerate health. I guess they'll have to allow items in tournament play just so he won't be unbeatable.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Sorry to be the one lone humanitarian here, but this is a sick joke, dude...I didn't find it amusing...I found it cruel and inhumane...I know it's a joke, but once again, a sick one...may PETA have mercy on your soul...

1. PETA sucks.

2. "Beating the dead horse" is a phrase, meaning an issue that has been adressed over and over and over again. Many people keep beating the dead horse about third party, new characters, etc. I'm sure that's where he got the idea from, in smash you're "beating" a dead horse, literally.

anyway, epic win.

 

[BubbleShield]

There's a difference between dead and playing dead. This isn't some kind of cheap $1 store pinata people. It's a horse. Therefore, in all our power we must eliminate this threat or so called "dead" horse.

 

[DonkeyPirate]

hahaha PETA is a joke. It makes me laugh that it exists. At any rate, I don't think anyone here really beats dead horses, thats just wrong. Now live ones on the other hand...

 

[Zevox]

No contest.

Dead Horse would win hands down.

Agreed. Plus Dead Horse is so much more famous than either of them anyway .

Zevox

 

[Cinder]

1. PETA sucks.

hahaha PETA is a joke. It makes me laugh that it exists.

You wanna run that by me again?!?! Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I'm a humane person...for God's sake, how could you *******s talk about an organization that just strives for humaniy?!? What on this ****ing earth did they ever do to you?!?!? You'd better be talking about the People Eating Tasty Animals, not the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals...I mean, is an organization that just wants animals to be treated fairly so wrong?!? WTF is up with you?!?!

/end e-rage

 

[SolidSonic]

Sorry to be the one lone humanitarian here, but this is a sick joke, dude...I didn't find it amusing...I found it cruel and inhumane...I know it's a joke, but once again, a sick one...may PETA have mercy on your soul...

That was a joke right?

He didn't even say how this non existent horse died...


Only thing more natural then life is death.

 

[GaryCXJk]

Stop beating a dead horse, we already know that he's in.

 

[Gypsy Lee]

whining

Dude, shut up. Get a sense of humor or GTFO.

 

[Cinder]

That was a joke right?

He didn't even say how this non existent horse died...


Only thing more natural then life is death.

No, this isn't a joke...geez, why is everyone attacking me? All I said was that I found it tasteless to suggest a corpse for Brawl...I never read anywhere that I have to like this joke...

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Because this isn't a topic about animal rights. It's aboput how amazing a dead horse named Dead Horse would be for Brawl.

Anyways, I would main him. Now, we need to create a story for him for Subspace. But before we do, I need to go kick the **** out of my dogs.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

You wanna run that by me again?!?! Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I'm a humane person...for God's sake, how could you *******s talk about an organization that just strives for humaniy?!? What on this ****ing earth did they ever do to you?!?!? You'd better be talking about the People Eating Tasty Animals, not the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals...I mean, is an organization that just wants animals to be treated fairly so wrong?!? WTF is up with you?!?!

/end e-rage

I'm all for animal rights, I just hate PETA.

Anyway, this topic is a joke about a phrase.

 

[GreenKirby]

No, this isn't a joke...geez, why is everyone attacking me? All I said was that I found it tasteless to suggest a corpse for Brawl...I never read anywhere that I have to like this joke...

How can you complain about corpse when people James McCloud and Hector from FE6 in Brawl? Canonically, they're dead as well. lol

Besides, I primarily made this topic (and that dead horse story) to counter the redundancy this forum had for the past two days.

And yes, Dead Horse would be God Tier. Maybe higher

 

[Zarckoh]

This thread is full of win.

Undoubtely, I am going to main him.

 

[PIT_IS_BACK]

I support this character.

 

[Cinder]

I'm all for animal rights, I just hate PETA.

Anyway, this topic is a joke about a phrase.

Aight, I'll admit...I overreacted a little T-T...I saw the "Dead Horse" part and lost my self control...I've been doing some research on PETA for school, and I've kinda gone extreme on the humanitarianism...I apologize...the only thing that ticks me off is that ya'll had to bring up that PETA sucks, even though my comment had already faded...but, hey, if ya'll don't like PETA, I'm not gonna force ya to...

Actually, now that I'm done with my e-rage, I'll admit that this is a good joke thread...I'm holding true to my theory that ANYTHING is better than Kinnekuman (I will NEVER shut up about that...I'm still in shock someone suggested him...never knew who he was until I saw that thread...with I hadn't seen it)...btw, to stay true to the "characters on Nintendo consoles" policy, why don't we assume the horse is Epona? We could use a WTF Zelda rep

 

[Kirby King]

Costumes? I'm thinking Lucario, the Nintendo wireless USB adapter, the L shoulder button, and maybe Tails or something. And Wavedash, whatever that looks like. They'll probably just take a character model from Waverace and turn him into a track and field star. That makes the most sense, right?