Doggalina
Smash Lord
Time for some classic g-reg. The funniest thread on SWF, by far (from the Melee Falcon board):
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=55881
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=55881
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Captain Falcon Humor Thread
- Thread starter Giga Hand
- Start date
philbobjoe
Smash Journeyman
Too good, too good.
Doggalina
Smash Lord
Samuelson posted this in another thread. I'm gonna have to try it now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSV4aM968s&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSV4aM968s&feature=related
HulkingRage
Smash Apprentice
Captain Falcon is so flexible because his entire body is composed of knees.
philbobjoe
Smash Journeyman
Tim_The_Enchanter
Smash Ace
Captain falcon and Chuck Norris are completely different deities in my world. They cannot be compared. Ever. Who's up for a thread about the Church of the Captain?
Blackbelt
Smash Lord
Nah, a church wouldn't work.
After all, the One Commandment of the holy Falcon Bible is:
1. Falcon....PUNCH!!!!
So that means everyone would be too busy spreading the word of the church to go to church.
IvoryFlame
Smash Journeyman
If you are playing Captain Falcon and Falcon Punch Zelda, Peach, or Nana, if that character dies and respawns in the current brawl. There is a 50% chance of the girl sporting a baby bump upon respawning. This chance is increased to 90% if you Falcon Punch Zamus. 
Cap Falcon is just THAT manly.
Cap Falcon is just THAT manly.Sentey
Smash Cadet
Sentey
Smash Cadet
Sentey
Smash Cadet
Sentey
Smash Cadet
samdaballer
Smash Ace
when captain falcon knees in brawl, the game totally stops for a second, then resumes to be played
andd.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpZvpBGy0k&feature=related
andd.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpZvpBGy0k&feature=related
Sentey
Smash Cadet
Jorome
Smash Rookie
first post.
heres some pics from google.
heres some pics from google.
Ayaz18
Smash Champion
because I don't want my computer to explode
IvoryFlame
Smash Journeyman
Here's some more Cap Falcon jokes, some of which are reworded Chuck Norris jokes.
There is no face under Cap Falcon’s helmet. Only a Falcon Punch.
When Captain Falcon was denied a KO because his enemy bounced off the terrain while fighting at Temple, he Falcon Punch’ed Temple so hard it became New Pork City.
Captain Falcon visited the Lylat system back when his nickname was “Lylat”.
The Blue Falcon is not Cap Falcon’s machine. It is actually his pet.
Captain Falcon wears slippers with Pikachus on them. Real live Pikachus.
Rainbows are what happens when Cap Falcon Falcon Punches Marth.
Smash Bros. Brawl kept getting delayed because every time Falcon Punch was used, the game would crash. Into the nearest wall.
Captain Falcon, while starring in racing and fighting games, views the world as an FPS. And Falcon Punch has unlimited ammo.
There’s no such thing as tiers, only characters Captain Falcon respects enough to let them be useful.
Contrary to popular belief, the Triforce actually has four pieces. The fourth piece, the Triforce of Awesome, is embedded in Captain Falcon’s knee. Ganondorf once tried to steal it, and Captain Falcon beat him so bad that Ganondorf was forced to wear that hairnet to keep the back of his head from falling apart.
Bowser constantly kidnaps Princess Peach, because when he tried to kidnap Captain Falcon’s girlfriend, CF beat him within an inch of his life with a koopa shell. He then broke up his girlfriend. That’s not a typo. He literally broke her up into little pieces for being so stupid and wasting his time.
That's all for now, be back with more.
There is no face under Cap Falcon’s helmet. Only a Falcon Punch.
When Captain Falcon was denied a KO because his enemy bounced off the terrain while fighting at Temple, he Falcon Punch’ed Temple so hard it became New Pork City.
Captain Falcon visited the Lylat system back when his nickname was “Lylat”.
The Blue Falcon is not Cap Falcon’s machine. It is actually his pet.
Captain Falcon wears slippers with Pikachus on them. Real live Pikachus.
Rainbows are what happens when Cap Falcon Falcon Punches Marth.
Smash Bros. Brawl kept getting delayed because every time Falcon Punch was used, the game would crash. Into the nearest wall.
Captain Falcon, while starring in racing and fighting games, views the world as an FPS. And Falcon Punch has unlimited ammo.
There’s no such thing as tiers, only characters Captain Falcon respects enough to let them be useful.
Contrary to popular belief, the Triforce actually has four pieces. The fourth piece, the Triforce of Awesome, is embedded in Captain Falcon’s knee. Ganondorf once tried to steal it, and Captain Falcon beat him so bad that Ganondorf was forced to wear that hairnet to keep the back of his head from falling apart.
Bowser constantly kidnaps Princess Peach, because when he tried to kidnap Captain Falcon’s girlfriend, CF beat him within an inch of his life with a koopa shell. He then broke up his girlfriend. That’s not a typo. He literally broke her up into little pieces for being so stupid and wasting his time.
That's all for now, be back with more.
Mario_ 101
Smash Ace
I can't believe no one's posted this yet:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WV8_Ce6qXnk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WV8_Ce6qXnk
HulkingRage
Smash Apprentice
good words