can we use earwax?

[BBQTV]

like does it have a good use for life's metagame hyahyahyahyahyahya boom!

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

like um......

 

[Fuelbi]

You could make earwax sculptures if thats what your talking about

 

[Wiscus]

Earwax is a natural replant of bugs...if I remember correctly.
Otherwise no.

 

[Grandeza]

what is this...i dont even

 

[CaptainEvilStomper9]

I don't even know why I clicked on this.

 

[BlackLightning90]

Earwax FTW

 

[MajorMoses]

This is a stunning revelation you have just brought up. Never before have I considered the fact that earwax could serve any other purpose than to gross out girls, decrease hearing, or give a good use for golf pencils. Indeed, most learned scientists of today would pass up something as tiny and insignificant as earwax. Perhaps it can be used as an alternative form of fuel when oil runs out. Or maybe it can be eaten to cure cancer. I can only imagine how far society will climb once we discover the many uses for earwax. In the meantime, we should begin stockpiling our earwax together to present to the scientists. Surely, they would overlook our calls to action if we asked individually. But if we work together and gather a mountain of earwax, they will say to themselves, "Woah, these guys are serious! Maybe we should look into this!" So let us begin by dumping all of our excess earwax in Delaware. Since there's nothing important there, we'll have plenty of room to make a mountain rivaling Everestt. If anybody tries to stop you, tell them that you are "working in the name of science". Good luck.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Candles? Or what roacherman said.

 

[Luigitoilet]

ear wax taste guood

 

[Crimson King]

You could have just googled this.