Breakfast General Discussion

[Poppy JR.]

That cereal is so good. I'm glad it was brought back.

I didn't know that they brought it back. Now I wanna get some.

 

[Cyn]

Yep. They recently did in the past few months. I had a box of it a few weeks ago. Why does cereal have to be so awesome?

 

[Poppy JR.]

Yep. They recently did in the past few months. I had a box of it a few weeks ago. Why does cereal have to be so awesome?

I'm thinking it's some kind of universal constant, like gravity. Cereal is always awesome.

 

[finalark]

I'm thinking it's some kind of universal constant, like gravity. Cereal is always awesome.

The only exception to this is Crunch Berries, which are delicious if you eat them quickly but if you don't they suddenly become awful and slimy.

 

[Poppy JR.]

The only exception to this is Crunch Berries, which are delicious if you eat them quickly but if you don't they suddenly become awful and slimy.

Eww, yeah. Then you put them in your mouth and they just kinda dissolve. See, this is why Cpt. Crunch is still the king. Plus, Grape-Nuts get better when they get soggy.

 

[radio silent]

There is no cereal on Earth that isn't completely disgusting when soggy.

Fact.

 

[Cyn]

Peanut Butter Crunch is still the king.

Fixed.

 

[Poppy JR.]

There is no cereal on Earth that isn't completely disgusting when soggy.

Fact.

Objection!!!

Incorrect, Rumormonger! The evidence clearly shows that Grape-Nuts only become edible when soggy!

 

[radio silent]

I've never even seen Grape-Nuts in my life, and I have no idea what they actually are, but I can safely say that they are inedible in any form.

 

[Poppy JR.]

I've never even seen Grape-Nuts in my life, and I have no idea what they actually are, but I can safely say that they are inedible in any form.

Allow me to educate you. Do you have a moment for Grape-Nuts, your lord and savior?

They ate this on the climb up Mt. Everest. Half a bowl is 100% of your daily value of fiber. If Captain Crunch is the Ric Flair of cereal, Grape-Nuts are the Andre the Giant.

 

[radio silent]

Yeah yeah, fiber schmiber. Can you direct me to the Macho Man of breakfast cereals? Or perhaps The Rock?

 

[Cyn]

Looks like wood pellets.

 

[Poppy JR.]

Looks like wood pellets.

Yeah, but they actually taste good. For a fibery cereal. I typically put a bit of sugar on 'em.

Yeah yeah, fiber schmiber. Can you direct me to the Macho Man of breakfast cereals? Or perhaps The Rock?

Macho Man? Gotta be Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Spoiler: Oh YEAH

The Rock? Gotta be Wheetabix.

Spoiler: Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'... for breakfast?

 

[radio silent]

Yeah, but they actually taste good. For a fibery cereal. I typically put a bit of sugar on 'em.

Sugar in your cereal?! What, do you put ketchup on your fries?? I bet you even pour soy sauce on your rice!

I've had it up to here with your fiber-filled antics. Just admit that cereal is the worst possible option when it comes to breakfast foods and no one has to get hurt.

 

[Poppy JR.]

Sugar in your cereal?! What, do you put ketchup on your fries?? I bet you even pour soy sauce on your rice!

I've had it up to here with your fiber-filled antics. Just admit that cereal is the worst possible option when it comes to breakfast foods and no one has to get hurt.

I put mayo on my fries, I'll have you know. Belgian-style is the way to live, when it comes to fries.

Also, you've clearly made an error while typing or something. You meant to say that cereal is one of the best breakfast options. You know what the worst breakfast option is? Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

 

[Cyn]

You know what the worst breakfast option is? Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

Incorrect.

Dry Toast.

 

[radio silent]

Incorrect.

Dry Toast.

oh truuuuuuu

Alright, if we can all agree that toast is complete garbage, then maybe we'll finally bring order back to this breakfast discussion.

 

[Poppy JR.]

Incorrect.

Dry Toast.

I stand corrected. I actually shivered reading this.

 

[finalark]

I actually put salt and paper on my fries and nothing more.

In terms of breakfast, eggs + ham + one waffle/two pancakes (add more depending on how hungry you are) can't be beat IMO.

Alright, if we can all agree that toast is complete garbage, then maybe we'll finally bring order back to this breakfast discussion.

Found the heretic.

 

[Poppy JR.]

I actually put salt and paper on my fries and nothing more.

In terms of breakfast, eggs + ham + one waffle/two pancakes (add more depending on how hungry you are) can't be beat IMO.



Found the heretic.

To me, that sounds like a killer breakfast.


I actually like toast, but only if you spice it up. You gotta get some cinnamon sugar and butter up in there, or something.

 

[finalark]

I actually like toast, but only if you spice it up. You gotta get some cinnamon sugar and butter up in there, or something.

This is literally the best way to eat toast. Jam's pretty good too, and so is yoke if you're into that. But cinnamon sugar and butter? Perfection.

 

[Cyn]

Another dish that does not get the recognition it should is biscuits with sausage gravy (I believe it is known by another derogatory name). But that stuff is so unhealthily great.

 

[Poppy JR.]

This is literally the best way to eat toast. Jam's pretty good too, and so is yoke if you're into that. But cinnamon sugar and butter? Perfection.

My thoughts exactly. It's the sort of breakfast that just sparkles. Literally, and figuratively.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't normally eat breakfast but when I do it can be literally anything, even a slice of cake.

 

[Cyn]

I don't always eat breakfast, but when I do, I prefer dos eggies.

Edit: I stole that joke.

 

[Poppy JR.]

My thoughts exactly. It's the sort of breakfast that just sparkles. Literally, and figuratively.

Just had cinnamon sugar toast for breakfast. Perfect.

 

[SteveTR]

I love breakfast. Cini Minis are my jam.

It's totally not Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Totally.

 

[Poppy JR.]

I love breakfast. Cini Minis are my jam.

It's totally not Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Totally.

Likely story, buddy. Next you'll be telling me pancakes aren't just batter-omelets.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

My daily work routine starting at 5:40 AM really cuts into my breakfast ambitions. :L When I'm not scavenging for bread scraps or whatever was for dinner last night, i get myself some delicious breakfast fast food!

I usually get something small at Dunkin' Donuts or this little Swiss bakeshop along my daily trek to work.

 

[Deleted member]

What's your guy's favorite cereal? Mine tends to change constantly, but I usually end up coming back to Coco Puffs and Frosted Mini Wheats.

Rice crispies, or Corn Pops.

 

[Plunder]

Leftovers.

 

[LucarioDude]

I usually eat some healthy oat cereal but during my busy mornings I tend to skip it or just eat an apple or something.

 

[Digital Hazard]

What type of breakfast do you eat?

Generally eggs with philadelphia cheese and bread. Also some beans.

 

[SphericalCrusher]

I eat and LOVE breakfast foods, but I don't eat breakfast every day. Just maybe one day a week. I try to eat a granola bar though.

 

[Deleted member]

usually some fruit with yogurt and maybe a coffee.

 

[Yashichi]

i like 2 eat cookies and cream popptart