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Brand new amazing character (Joke topic)

king1201989

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Just recovered from the most secret nintendo sites I have found that not only Snake is to make a special surprise guest appearance, but also americas favorite pop Star!


i know i know... he can't be in because he wasn't in a nintendo game. Remember Moonwalker the game??? Thats not the only surprise I found at nintendo though. I found that the Moonwalker himself has the ability to transform much like Zelda/Sheik.

B: Hat attack: Michael throws his hat towards the enemy, much like a mix of raidens hat throw and links boomerang.

Forward+B: Super moonwalk: Michael quickly spins and dashes across the screen. But hes walking BACKWARD! :crazy:

Up+B: Fire attack: Flame throwers raise from the ground that catch Michael's hair on fire. He then shoots a flame much like the Fire flower from his head while running in circles.

Down+B: Reveta-Lygote (at least thats what he claims): The Moonwalker transforms from his 80's pop superstar model to a more current day model.

Basically from
To


Unfourtunately I failed to retrieve Jacksons secondary moveset. Hopefully tommorow I will find out more. Thank you and goodnight for now.
 

MARIOWNAGE

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zomg that's gross, why did you put a picture of him that's so big and detailed, now i have to clean puke off my moniter
 

fluffy

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yea lets hav sum celebrity molest nintendo characters.

NO that is wrong. i luv nintendo characters. lets hav them break his nose even more just for the heck of it.
 

Dark Soldier

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fluffy said:
yea lets hav sum celebrity molest nintendo characters.

NO that is wrong. i luv nintendo characters. lets hav them break his nose even more just for the heck of it.
he can be the mister sandbag so you can just hit him with a bat.
 

#HBC | marshy

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Seeing all these different pics of Michael has scarred me for life.
 

Diddy Kong

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He'd atleast have Falcons recovery. :p Ohhh and im sure Micheal would 100% own YLink and Ness. I dunno why but SOMETHING tells me that. XD
 

Meta_Geno_Knight

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His other moveset

B-Molest boys-He grabs the nearest male character and....ahem
Side+B-Nose falls off-Recovers 5% health
Down+B-Wave to everyone and act gay
Up+B-You don't wanna know.
 

#HBC | marshy

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Ok, well before someone else posts... Can we please just let this thread die? This scares me that this is on Smashboards.
 

Kirby PopStar

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You know, there's a 0.05% chance that Michael Jackson could be in this game.

Think about it. If Sega has a hand in making this game, and Ulala from Space Channel 5 becomes a playable character... Michael Jackson was in Ulala's Cosmic Attack for the NINTENDO GAMEBOY ADVANCE, making him a character that has appeared on a Nintendo console. He could be with Ulala. It'd be great.

Okay, yeah, that's a bit farfetched... XD
 

commonyoshi

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Marshigio said:
Ok, well before someone else posts... Can we please just let this thread die? This scares me that this is on Smashboards.
This is the funniest thead ever. What would his special be?
 

fluffy

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Kirby PopStar said:
You know, there's a 0.05% chance that Michael Jackson could be in this game.

Think about it. If Sega has a hand in making this game, and Ulala from Space Channel 5 becomes a playable character... Michael Jackson was in Ulala's Cosmic Attack for the NINTENDO GAMEBOY ADVANCE, making him a character that has appeared on a Nintendo console. He could be with Ulala. It'd be great.

Okay, yeah, that's a bit farfetched... XD
theres a 0% chance. think about it. would nintendo put micheal jackson in super smash brothers?
 

-Mace-Solo-

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Ugh... you know... if he was, the odds are he'd have a clone character. You know. Cpt. Falcon/Ganondorph. But it would be scary... odds are it'd be Janet... and one of her special attacks would involve certain "malfunctions" that don't need to be in the game.
 

Kirby PopStar

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fluffy said:
theres a 0% chance. think about it. would nintendo put micheal jackson in super smash brothers?
You're absolutely right; and I was mostly teasing. I know MJ isn't gonna be a character.
 

#HBC | marshy

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You know...it really confuses me that you guys want MJ to be included in this game. Just shows what kind of people are on Smashboards.

I'm just kidding and I know that MOST of you are too.
 

jaej

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There should be a move where he grabs his crotch. He seems to like to do that a lot.
 

.kR0

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I'd rather see a T-rex with a giant laser gun for his eyes and a jetpack on his back.
 

GreenKirby

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NNID
NoName9999
Pichu
Ice Climbers
Ness
Young Link
Pit (possibly)
Diddy Kong (assuming)

MJ will be their counter character.
 
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