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[Devil May Plop]

Yeah...about that...

UNIKORNS, GET HIM!!!

Wait, what?!
*Trampled*
NOOOOOOO! I AM YOUR CREATOR! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wait, what?!
*Trampled*
NOOOOOOO! I AM YOUR CREATOR! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

Because Unikorns only listen to other Unikorns

 

[Devil May Plop]

Because Unikorns only listen to other Unikorns

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BEING IN THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTES!
*Trampled to death*

 

[A10theHero]

195
Uni wasn't the one killed this time?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

196

Did I mention my research was incomplete?

 

[Devil May Plop]

195
Uni wasn't the one killed this time?

This is the second time that I've died since Uni's last death, actually.

 

[A10theHero]

198
That is news to me.

Wait, so since Uni isn't the last Unikorn now, nobody should feel bad about killing him.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I DON'T REMEMBER THAT BEING IN THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTES!
*Trampled to death*

I barely told him anything for his dumb research

Now, time will die, meaning will have no meaning, existence will be upside-down and I will reign supreme!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

200

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That is news to me.

Wait, so since Uni isn't the last Unikorn now, nobody should feel bad about killing him.

Should I get the sawed-off shotgun?

 

[A10theHero]

201
Definitely. He needs to be stopped.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Go ahead! Kill me!

They'll find you and you'll become their next meal

 

[KingofPhantoms]

203

"equips everyone else in the thread with a shotgun except Uni"

 

[Fluttershy]

Actually I think we need to bring back the Unicorns I'll go check to see if they'll come.. *Flies off*
204

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . why would i even need this king?

205

 

[KingofPhantoms]

206

And if we can't resolve the conflict, we shall defeat them. Through the power of FPS tropes!

....although I usually prefer to spare my opponents.

 

[Devil May Plop]

206

Avenge me everyone... Avenge me!

 

[Fluttershy]

208 *Disappears from the Battle*

 

[A10theHero]

209

206

Avenge me everyone... Avenge me!

If you had just prepared something in case they turned on you, we wouldn't be in this mess!

 

[Metalbro]

210 bob-ombs

 

[Kneutronic]

211

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-I teleport away using Unikorn powers and the others catch the scent of bullets-

 

[Deleted member]

*sees the influx of unicorns*

.....I wasn't aware the all-you-can-eat buffet was in town...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

*Tosses the gun in the trash*

214

 

[Metalbro]

215 bob-ombs

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

216 Bob-Ombs

 

[Kneutronic]

217

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

218 Bob-Ombs

 

[Deleted member]

I had a dream where i was pulling all my teeth out for no reason, dreams can be random.

*waves even harder*

52

*waves even harder than monkey*

I once had a dream where I was eaten alive by an alligator...

I'm sure we all had that dream with some kind of animal eating us.
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*Grabs Kon's gun from the trash*

I HAVE TWO GUNS!!!

 

[Kneutronic]

220

 

[KingofPhantoms]

221

I could go on a really long list of my weirdest dreams....

 

[Blossom ✿]

222

I don't remember my weirdest dreams, it never crosses my mind to save the story for later. I can remember every dream that ends with me falling off of something though so I guess that's something.

 

[Devil May Plop]

I'm sure you all wish I was still alive.

I'm pretty nifty at channeling a certain team of gunslingers...

 

[Deleted member]

*all the unicorns have disappeared*

*a pile of bones can be seen*

 

[Deleted member]

I have two guns! no way i can lose.

 

[A10theHero]

226
What if someone has three guns?

 

[Kneutronic]

227 guns.

 

[A10theHero]

228 weapons of destruction

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Then it becomes a liability from weight and improbability of firing all three of them

229

 

[BlueX]

Hi. How is everyone?

230

 

[Kneutronic]

231