Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Substitution]

1

Hi AEM.

 

[Natz~]

...good try...what else ya got?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*Hands some popcorn*
Then sit back and watch my sister murder

She's not gonna murder me...I think...

 

[Luig]

4
WHAT'S UP, DRAMA ALERT NATION!
I'm your host, killeeerr KEEMSTAR!

 

[Devil May Plop]

4

The number four has cursed me.

No really, there's a long history with me and the number 4.

 

[Natz~]

She's not gonna murder me...I think...

are ya so su-

4
WHAT'S UP, DRAMA ALERT NATION!
I'm your host, killeeerr KEEMSTAR!

*bang*
shut, up

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...good try...what else ya got?

 

[Luig]

are ya so su-

*bang*
shut, up

Stop banging on the door! People are trying to sleep!

 

[Devil May Plop]

*bang*
shut, up

Hey, Uni.

She's gonna do it.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Hey, Uni.

She's gonna do it.

B-B-But...friends don't kill each other...right?

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

I really wanna buy Pokken tournament, but I lack a Wii U...

 

[Substitution]

Welp. Luigi might be dead. Neat.

 

[Devil May Plop]

B-B-But...friends don't kill each other...right?

Well...

...Nah, I'm sure you'll be fine.

 

[Substitution]

I'm sure he'll be fine.
After all, Luma and I are friends! And we wouldn't kill each other!

 

[Devil May Plop]

Jeez, the last couple of days I've been getting very few alerts.

Now I'm suddenly getting a million.

This thread can MOVE.

 

[Natz~]

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I'm sure he'll be fine.
After all, Luma and I are friends! And we would kill each other!

You're a plush doll!

Killing something that has no soul doesn't really count as murder, imo.

 

[Natz~]

I'm sure he'll be fine.
After all, Luma and I are friends! And we would kill each other!

isn't it only me who kills you?

 

[Substitution]

You're a plush doll!

Killing something that has no soul doesn't really count as murder, imo.

But we're still friends who wouldn't kill each other.
At least I can't.
Too wimpy.
:/

 

[Devil May Plop]

You're a plush doll!

Killing something that has no soul doesn't really count as murder, imo.

*GASP*

And I thought we were friends...

 

[Luig]

You're a plush doll!

Killing something that has no soul doesn't really count as murder, imo.

So it's okay!

 

[Kneutronic]

∞

 

[Substitution]

isn't it only me who kills you?

I mean we wouldn't. You know. Be friends without regards to murder.
Peace.
Tranquility.
Other words.

Like that. :]

 

[Natz~]

I mean we wouldn't. You know. Be friends.
Peace.
Tranquility.
Other words.

Like that. :]

...
...
... *rips him in half*
now either help me find uni, or you and everyone else would end up the same way

 

[Kneutronic]

There are no numbers on this page. I will be typing in infinites, now.

∞

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*GASP*

And I thought we were friends...

We still are

So it's okay!

...my soul is scarred, not absent...

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

It would seem the whole crew's here

 

[Devil May Plop]

OH GOD

IT'S KAKUGO_SHIRO

 

[Kneutronic]

∞ Zeldas.

Endless wielders of wisdom.

 

[Natz~]

B-B-But...friends don't kill each other...right?

uuuuuuuuuuuni~
wheeeeeeere are yooooooou?
i have a nice little present for yoooooou~

 

[Substitution]

...
...
... *rips him in half*
now either help me find uni, or you and everyone else would end up the same way

Why would it matter to me? You just ripped me in half.

You really gotta get better at this whole torture thing not gonna lie. There's a build-up to the pain, you don't just dive in.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

uuuuuuuuuuuni~
wheeeeeeere are yooooooou?
i have a nice little present for yoooooou~

My birthday's in June, Kitty

 

[Natz~]

Why would it matter to me? You just ripped me in half.

You really gotta get better at this whole torture thing not gonna lie. There's a build-up to the pain, you don't just dive in.

i'm in a rush and i'm not in the mood for torture~

My birthday's in June, Kitty

oh..don't worry, this is one thats going straight to your head

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

34 June birthdays

 

[Substitution]

i'm in a rush and i'm not in the mood for torture~

Oh okay.
Still ain't saying anything. Though I do know where he is.

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

35 intimidating posts

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

oh..don't worry, this is one thats going straight to your head

You've giving me a hat?

Awww~ Thank you!

 

[Prepare_Yourself]

37

now you're one step closer to being Hat n' Clogs

 

[Natz~]

You've giving me a hat?

Awww~ Thank you!

an hat with an accessory~
its really adorable~

come on over here and get it

 

[Kneutronic]

40

Thank you for counting.