Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Deleted member]

You're just like the others

You mean I'm not the only one?

 

[Fluttershy]

167 Pegasus Ponies

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

If you were sold on the black market, how much would you be worth?

More than yo mama

You mean I'm not the only one?

That question was unclear...

Please, be more specific.

 

[A10theHero]

169

More than yo mama

Were all Unikorns terrible at making jokes or is it just you?

 

[Deleted member]

More than yo mama


That question was unclear...

Please, be more specific.

I'm not the only one with a hankering for uniburgers?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Were all Unikorns terrible at making jokes or is it just you?

I do not know...

I'm not the only one with a hankering for uniburgers?

Can someone please kill this monster?

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

I'm not the only one with a hankering for uniburgers?

And here I am with a huge craving for an edggieburger.

 

[A10theHero]

173
On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome are you, Uni?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome are you, Uni?

9000

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

What is the Unikorn's natural habitat?

 

[A10theHero]

176
*scribbles in notebook*
Is not lacking in self-esteem

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What is the Unikorn's natural habitat?

A Unikorn's natural habitat?

There is none! They can adapt anywhere!

 

[Deleted member]

And here I am with a huge craving for an edggieburger.

You'll cut yourself, kid.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

No more questions?

 

[LucarioDude]

180 real life Smash Bros

Spoiler

 

[Kneutronic]

181

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well, if no one has any questions for Unikornkind, then I guess I'll just...

*poof*

 

[Blossom ✿]

183 Bob-ombs

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

184 night-ombs. Bye guys.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

*hopes that no one noticed how useless thaf poof was*

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

185

Cute avatar, Banjo!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

That avatar is beyond the definition of "adorable" Banjo.

187

Well, if no one has any questions for Unikornkind, then I guess I'll just...

*poof*

I have one more important question:









....how do you "poof"?

 

[Blossom ✿]

Cute avatar, Banjo!

That avatar is beyond the definition of "adorable" Banjo.

Thanks!
And with that I'm off to bed, g'night!

188

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I have one more important question:



....how do you "poof"?

It's...it's actually a fart

Anything that's less...embarrassing?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

190

It's...it's actually a fart

Anything that's less...embarrassing?

What's your standard diet?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What's your standard diet?

Food and beverages.

 

[Kneutronic]

192 glares of intimidation.

 

[Geek]

193 people disliked this video

 

[LucarioDude]

194 flat-out insults

Spoiler

 

[Kneutronic]

195

Spoiler

...That's offensive, G&W. A woman can be pretty in any way she pleases.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

...That's offensive, G&W. A woman can be pretty in any way she pleases.

True, but it's gotta be insulting when the male version of you has more chest

 

[Kneutronic]

197

 

[A10theHero]

198
I have a dream that, one day, a woman will not be judged by the size of her chest, but by the size of her heart.

 

[Kneutronic]

199

I have a dream that, one day, a woman will not be judged by the size of her chest, but by the size of her heart.

That's a wonderful dream.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I have a dream that, one day, a woman will not be judged by the size of her chest, but by the size of her heart.

The bigger the chest, the bigger the heart

 

[LucarioDude]

201

The bigger the chest, the bigger the heart

 

[Kneutronic]

202 big hearts.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

203 big...other things

 

[Kneutronic]

204

203 big...other things

Chairs?
TVs?
Plates?
Bathtubs?
Mice?


...Spiders? *shudder*

 

[A10theHero]

205
Big...gaps between Cloud and the ledge?