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[Kneutronic]

108

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

109 vampires

Spoiler: lol

 

[Kneutronic]

109 vampires

Spoiler: lol

110 true stories.

...Stupid Twilight...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

111

Yeah, it kinda ruined vampires, didn't it?

 

[Kneutronic]

112

Yeah, for sure... I will never see vampires the same way ever again.

...No offense, UniVamp...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yeah, for sure... I will never see vampires the same way ever again.

...No offense, UniVamp...

None taken.

Besides, at least it got the sparkle part right... except it only happens when I sweat a lot.

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[Kneutronic]

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Yeah, at least.

 

[Deleted member]

115

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Hey guys, what's up?

Spoiler

This is up.

I don't have a waifu

Nothing wrong with a waifu.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yeah, at least.

But I'm still pretty mad that vampirekind has been tarnished in such a way.

Makes me want to go on a rampage and drain everyone involved in that series.

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[Kneutronic]

But I'm still pretty mad that vampirekind has been tarnished in such a way.

Makes me want to go on a rampage and drain everyone involved in that series.

Can you? Please? It would make me so happy.

117 not free things.

Spoiler

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Can you? Please? It would make me so happy.

Well, I don't know.

If I ever get caught biting and draining some Hollywood actors, I could accidentally start up a war between the United States and Transylvania...

Besides, I thought you wanted me to keep control of my...instincts.

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[Kneutronic]

Well, I don't know.

If I ever get caught biting and draining some Hollywood actors, I could accidentally start up a war between the United States and Transylvania...

Besides, I thought you wanted me to keep control of my...instincts.

Oh, that's what you meant by drain...

Yeah, ok, I don't know what to think now.

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh, that's what you meant by drain...

Yeah, ok, I don't know what to think now.

What else did you expect?

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[Hat N' Clogs]

121 buff Icks

 

[Kneutronic]

What else did you expect?

But seriously, I would think like, you would drain their life, or something.

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[Substitution]

121 buff Icks

You sure? Because I think Math should be buffed first. That or Robe.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

But seriously, I would think like, you would drain their life, or something.

I'm a vampire, Ken! Not one of those things from Harry Potter

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[Hat N' Clogs]

125 nerfed Maths

 

[Kneutronic]

I'm a vampire, Ken! Not one of those things from Harry Potter

Which things? The Dementors?

"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them... Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself... soulless and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."

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[Hat N' Clogs]

127 soul suckers

 

[Deleted member]

128

Well, I don't know.

If I ever get caught biting and draining some Hollywood actors, I could accidentally start up a war between the United States and Transylvania...

Besides, I thought you wanted me to keep control of my...instincts.

118

Frame the snow monsters!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Which things? The Dementors?

Well, look at that. I was close enough!

. . .

All this talk is making me thirsty.

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[Kneutronic]

130 thirsts.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Frame the snow monsters!

Those things are myths. They're just really old bigfoots who chose to retire in snowy places.

Besides, if anyone, I'd frame the werewolves. I never liked werewolves and the feeling's pretty mutual as well.

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[Kneutronic]

132

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

130 thirsts.

You saying that word just made me thirstier...

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[Kneutronic]

134 more thirsts.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

134 more thirsts.

I'm serious, Ken.

I...I'm getting really thirsty right now...

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[Kneutronic]

136

Wow. It's like a curse.

 

[A10theHero]

137

It's just a top hat, a monocle, a fake stache and a bowtie.

It's not a costume

100

You forgot the cane

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Wow. It's like a curse.

Every day is a curse when you're a vampire, but I eventually started to get used to it and even enjoy it.

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[Kneutronic]

Every day is a curse when you're a vampire, but I eventually started to get used to it and even enjoy it.

Oh, you get used to it?

139 thir-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh, you get used to it?

Yes, I did.

139 thir-

Stop saying that word...

You forgot the cane

And you need some vampire teeth for your costume.

Luckily, I've got a way for you to obtain such teeth.

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[Kneutronic]

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[A10theHero]

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And you need some vampire teeth for your costume.

Luckily, I've got a way for you to obtain such teeth.

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Dragons already have sharp teeth.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dragons already have sharp teeth.

Okay then....will you help me quench my thirst?

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[Kneutronic]

144

 

[A10theHero]

145

Okay then....will you help me quench my thirst?

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Sure! Here ya go!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sure! Here ya go!

I bet you taste great with ketcup!

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