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[Natz~]

64
You also were gone so long we had to cancel an rp that involved you....

oh...who are you?

65

D'awww the Twily.....

Oh hi again Luma.

Hiya king

OH GOD DON'T HURT ME!
*hides behind King*

...why would i hurt you?

you know, other than for fun
68 bob-ombs

 

[KingofPhantoms]

69

OH GOD DON'T HURT ME!
*hides behind King*

"hides MVG inside my huge mane"

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Hiya guys!
been too long and wow 4 tags, you guys must of missed me

alright then...what do you want to know?

serial killer? nah that's too reduendent

celebrated alllllll night long, i learned about it yesterday


jerk

HEY! i was only labeled "mentally unstable" by one out of three counselors!

i find that insulting

ah grow up you dam aspie

yeeeeeeeeash, too much quotes

something bob-ombs

Aspie? First I've been called that, where did you learn it?
70

 

[Luig]

oh...who are you?


68 bob-ombs

71

 

[KingofPhantoms]

73

I've gained better control of my Luxray instincts since "ahem" the incident...

 

[Natz~]

Aspie? First I've been called that, where did you learn it?
70

tvtropes :3

73 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I've gained better control of my Luxray instincts since "ahem" the incident...

But I bet he's delicious.

Take a moment to just...imagine his taste in your mouth.

74

 

[Substitution]

...why would i hurt you?

you know, other than for fun
68 bob-ombs

You just said the exact reason. Also...

alright then...what do you want to know?

And thats only one of her two faces. . .

SG wanted to know more about this. The closest we got was a dramatic re-enactment that I made up:

Spoiler

"Onwards you maggots!" Screamed Katt at the top of her lungs playing a recently started over playthrough of Awakening, "Don't you understand what "movement" is?! Don't make me damn you to the same fate as Lon'qu!" (Referring to an incident where he was close to S-Ranking with Sully when she wanted Vaike to instead, so she killed him off.)

Outside, peering into the room through a slightly opened door, Kon shudders at the atmosphere inside his tyrannical sister's room. "Sis, I'm worried about you..." Whispered silently slowly backing away.

Tired of resetting the game after the tenth time of her army flailing in agony, the homegrown tyrant moved on to her other favorite place to rule over: Smashboards. There Katt found all of her favorite chew toys: a king of phantoms, a unicorn, her brother, and some green dinosaur thing all in one place; like ducks in a pond.

"Gee, it's sure great to be alive!" Said the green plush while being half eaten.

"It sure is." Replied Kon, who is eating said toy.

Surely enough a knock was heard on the door; which became a bang, and after a broken door.

"Hi everyone!" Exclaimed Katt in her typical cheerful, yet psychotic tone.

"...Hi Katt..." Everyone mutters dishearteningly.

"Well gee thanks guys." Mutter the psycho.

Snatching the green toy from her brother, she tears in half in hope that it will resurrect soon.

"*sigh* Go away Katt."

"No."

"Go."

"No!"

Bored with the current state of this discussion, she searches for her favorite knight that she left around after the last massacre.

"Should we do something about this?" Questions the king, slouching in his favorite throne with a miniture replica of Luna by his side.

"No, just let things take their course." Kon said knowing the predictable events that would unfold.

"Don't worry!" Barges in the unicorn who may or may be some guy, "I hid the knife!"

Hearing this in earshot, Katt rushes to his side and throws him at a wall, and stabs him with her claws.

"Where did you put it?!"

"I'm not telling!"

Digging in deeper into his horse flesh, "I demand an answer!"

"...Nope."

"Bleh." Tossing the near dead Unicorn on the ground, "You're useless to me."

Without a second thought, Kon lunges at Katt in an attempt to save Unicorn. Who is quickly grabbed by the neck and thown at the King.

"D'aww, you still think you can fight me. How cute."

Struggling to get up, King musters over the idea to help them or be reduced to dust like the rest.

"What's the matter King?! Care to fight with me?!"
...
"...No? Well whatever then. So if any of you won't tell me where my blade is, I at least demand one of those plush things!"

After a bit of a dead air, Dave, the little one who tried, offers himself as a sacrifice (well, more someone picked him up and forced him to, but it's all the same really).

"Meh, this'll do." Snatching the plush and leaving the now destroyed living room. "I'm coming back for you all by the way."

Spoiler

This is as far as I'll go at the moment (and to be honest I kinda slapped it together). If anyone else want to continue on this they're more than happy to.
(Or I get bored again. Either one works.)

 

[Luig]

76
With katt here, do you want to continue the trial?

And also katt, I've been here since July 15.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

77

Well I'm glad to see TV Tropes continues to claim victims.

But I bet he's delicious.

Take a moment to just...imagine his taste in your mouth.

74

Flavorless, actually.

Just fun to chew when your instinct (or rage) kicks in.

 

[Substitution]

77

Oh right speaking of the trial, I can't wait for more news on that Ace Attorney anime. Even a trailer would be great.

 

[Natz~]

73

I've gained better control of my Luxray instincts since "ahem" the incident...

uh...incident

geeze i got left out

You just said the exact reason. Also...




SG wanted to know more about this. The closest we got was a dramatic re-enactment that I made up:

ohhhhhhhh, ya konnie says i have two faces, one in public and one at home
the person you guys know me is my home one i guess, and in public i guess i become like some sort of blank face, ya...i don't really know my self :3

also...that was kind of cool, childish but cool

but for the record i would NEVER kill off lon'qu, hes awesome
...its virion that sucks
79 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

80

With katt here, do you want to continue the trial?

Screw the trial! She'll bust outta jail and kill me if I win!

Flavorless, actually.

Just fun to chew when your instinct (or rage) kicks in.

*hides bottle of BBQ sauce inside MVG*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

tvtropes :3

73 bob-ombs

*Sigh* figures. . .
81

 

[KingofPhantoms]

82

uh...incident

geeze i got left out

Kon, Unicorn, and a few others got turned into Substitutes for some time.

I turned into Luxray form and my instincts took full control over me. I couldn't help but sink my teeth into some of their soft, chewable plush.

 

[Substitution]

And we would've gotten away if we knew how to drive. A shame really...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

84

Well, my bunker's ready. All that's left to do is find out if it's truly Luma-proof.

 

[Fluttershy]

85 Victims of TV Tropes
Also i learned that Unaware doesn't ignore the stat increases from Stored Power Imo it would sound like if someone used Stored power with stat increases the power should always be 20 because the pokemon is Unaware to the stat increases giving the move its power..

 

[Natz~]

76
With katt here, do you want to continue the trial?

And also katt, I've been here since July 15.

...so?

80


Screw the trial! She'll bust outta jail and kill me if I win!

HEY! I AM HERE YOU KNOW...and i have feeling that your squishing
besides, who really cares about that old news anyway

82



Kon, Unicorn, and a few others got turned into Substitutes for some time.

I turned into Luxray form and my instincts took full control over me. I couldn't help but sink my teeth into some of their soft, chewable plush.

86 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

And we would've gotten away if we knew how to drive. A shame really...

I told you that I knew how to drive and you still left me at the passanger's seat doing nothing, ya jerk.

87

 

[KingofPhantoms]

88

And we would've gotten away if we knew how to drive. A shame really...

Luckily my Necromancer literally slapped some sense into me (it was painful, but it was worth it)

Then you enjoyed a trip to Disneyland. Remember?

 

[Fluttershy]

89 HI Luma

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Luckily my Necromancer literally slapped some sense into me (it was painful, but it was worth it)

Then you enjoyed a trip to Disneyland. Remember?

I don't remember because I was dollnapped

90

 

[Natz~]

89 HI Luma

HIIIIIII....whoever....you...are

91 bob-ombs

 

[Substitution]

I told you that I knew how to drive and you still left me at the passanger's seat doing nothing, ya jerk.

87

But at least you looked adorable! :D

88



Luckily my Necromancer literally slapped some sense into me (it was painful, but it was worth it)

Then you enjoyed a trip to Disneyland. Remember?

Yes..

 

[Luig]

HIIIIIII....whoever....you...are

91 bob-ombs

92
That's fluttershy.

 

[Substitution]

Sunset Shimmer - Fluttershy - ZeldaMaster1

93

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

But at least you looked adorable! :D

I'm always adorable
94

 

[Natz~]

92
That's fluttershy.

...whos fluttershy?

95 bob-ombs

 

[Fluttershy]

94 or formally ZeldaMaster_1/Arrow_of_Light lol

 

[KingofPhantoms]

97

But at least you looked adorable! :D


Yes..

It's a Small World after all....

 

[Natz~]

94 or formally ZeldaMaster_1/Arrow_of_Light lol

...nope not ringing a bell random person
98 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

HEY! I AM HERE YOU KNOW...and i have feeling that your squishing

You do?

Well, I guess I learned something today.

99

 

[Natz~]

You do?

Well, I guess I learned something today.

99

ya...how to piss off a girl and get stabbed...to death...jack***

100

 

[Luig]

101
Wanna hear a story?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

I told you that I knew how to drive and you still left me at the passanger's seat doing nothing, ya jerk.

87

Um you weren't in the passanger seat, in fact you abandon us to become zms toy

102

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

ya...how to piss off a girl and get stabbed...to death...jack***

I've died so often that I can barely feel pain anymore.

103

 

[Substitution]

Will you two try not to kill each other? We still haven't cleaned up the blood from the last fight.

 

[Natz~]

I've died so often that I can barely feel pain anymore.

103

you wanna test that

105 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Um you weren't in the passanger seat, in fact you abandon us to become zms toy

That was after the car crash

Will you two try not to kill each other? We still haven't cleaned up the blood from the last fight.

It would've been gone a lot faster if everyone agreed to my idea of using you as a towel.

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