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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

49 unicorn ghosts

 

[KingofPhantoms]

50

I found another old comic though. A stick figure was walking into the basement of a haunted house, a ghost that made up the ceiling and floor starred at him before revealing itself (it's true form was about as stereotypical as you can get with a ghost, it didn't even show a mouth except for at one point to say "Boo") the guy got scared, jumped off the roof and landed in a pool where he was attacked by a swamp monster, and then several haunted flying guns that fired at him as he ran away.

Finally the stick figure escaped by taking an airplane somewhere else. The ghost hid behind on the tail of the plane, laughing, but got swept away by the wind and was squished as it struck the fourth wall. The ghost's splattered remains made up the word "End" to show the comic was over. It's green eyes were attached to the letter N and still starred at the fourth wall.

 

[Symphonia]

51

 

[A10theHero]

52
Heyo!

No! My goal is to spread chaos, not poison everyone.

That wasn't a suggestion. That was an order.

30

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK​

Why, hello there! How are you today?

TAKE A LOOK AT THE CLOCK​

Me? I'm simply wondering if A10 and Luigi are still trying to get revenge for yesterday's cipher.

IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR ME​

Can they really do it? Can they win against the Unikorn?

TO TRULY MESS WITH THEE?​

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. These meat bags don't know what they're dealing with.

Actually, we kinda already got you, didn't we @LuigiMaster0 ?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

53

What.....What was wrong with you, KoP?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

54

53

What.....What was wrong with you, KoP?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

That wasn't a suggestion. That was an order.

Please, explain to me why I should listen to you?

Actually, we kinda already got you, didn't we @LuigiMaster0 ?

Huh?

55

 

[KingofPhantoms]

56 Medics.

 

[A10theHero]

57

Please, explain to me why I should listen to you?

Well, wreaking havoc and chaos is my thing here, and you're trying to get in on the fun. You need to respect your superiors, rookie. This job isn't as simple as what you usually do.

Huh?

The best part is that you didn't even realize it.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

58

 

[KingofPhantoms]

59 Bob-ombs.

 

[A10theHero]

60 pony rock anthems

 

[Kneutronic]

No longer bound by the Premium overlords... For now.

61

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well, wreaking havoc and chaos is my thing here, and you're trying to get in on the fun. You need to respect your superiors, rookie. This job isn't as simple as what you usually do.

You're messing with fire right now, A10. You should stop before you get burned.

The best part is that you didn't even realize it.

Well, if I didn't notice, doesn't that mean that nothing happened?

62

 

[Kneutronic]

What mad-Ness () is happening?

63

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What mad-Ness () is happening?

Something you couldn't possibly comprehend.

64

 

[Kneutronic]

Something you couldn't possibly comprehend.

I'm sure I can figure it out given the chance.

65

 

[A10theHero]

You're messing with fire right now, A10. You should stop before you get burned.

I should be saying that to you. You're on my turf right now. There's nowhere for you to run or hide here.

Well, if I didn't notice, doesn't that mean that nothing happened?

From your perspective, maybe not. But to me and Weegee, we got our revenge without you even realizing it, which makes it all the more sweeter.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

67 Bob-ombs.

 

[Kneutronic]

68 WTFs right about now.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I should be saying that to you. You're on my turf right now. There's nowhere for you to run or hide here.

YOUR turf? Well then, time for some invading.

YOUR MIND IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE TOY
I'LL SPEND MY TIME TWISTING IT TO BRING ME JOY​

69

 

[Kneutronic]

YOUR turf? Well then, time for some invading.

YOUR MIND IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE TOY
I'LL SPEND MY TIME TWISTING IT TO BRING ME JOY​

​

Rhymes are a many splendored thing,
Use them correctly and they have a nice ring.

70

 

[A10theHero]

71

YOUR turf? Well then, time for some invading.

YOUR MIND IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE TOY
I'LL SPEND MY TIME TWISTING IT TO BRING ME JOY​

69

I welcome the challenge actually. It'll make things more chaotic.

MY MIND IS NOTHING BUT CHAOS IN ITS PUREST FORM
HAVE FUN TOUCHING THE ROSE'S THORN​

 

[Symphonia]

72

 

[Kneutronic]

I welcome the challenge actually. It'll make things more chaotic.

MY MIND IS NOTHING BUT CHAOS IN ITS PUREST FORM
HAVE FUN TOUCHING THE ROSE'S THORN​

Form and thorn have a different sound.
Learn from your mistakes if you want to get around.

73

 

[A10theHero]

74

Form and thorn have a different sound.
Learn from your mistakes if you want to get around.

73

It's called "approximate rhyming". It's what all the good poets use.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I welcome the challenge actually. It'll make things more chaotic.

MY MIND IS NOTHING BUT CHAOS IN ITS PUREST FORM
HAVE FUN TOUCHING THE ROSE'S THORN​

That was your rhyme?
You waste too much time
Now's my time to shine
Your soul will be MINE!!!

75

 

[Symphonia]

76

 

[Kneutronic]

75 great poets.

Spoiler

"Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend."

Shakespeare's pretty interesting to read. And so complex.

 

[A10theHero]

77

That was your rhyme?
You waste too much time
Now's my time to shine
Your soul will be MINE!!!

75

It's called "approximate rhyming". It's what all the good poets use.

Tut, tut, my friend.
There's been a mistake on your end.
Read more carefully next time
because one wrong move and you'll be mine.
You see, this was your second mistake.
Your first was to partake
in this fun little game
where your ultimate fate is a darn shame.

 

[Symphonia]

79

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Tut, tut, my friend.
There's been a mistake on your end.
Read more carefully next time
because one wrong move and you'll be mine.
You see, this was your second mistake.
Your first was to partake
in this fun little game
where your ultimate fate is a darn shame.

You talk a lot, A10, and play a lot of games too.

NIGHTMARE​

But if you think you can trick me, what's wrong with you?

IS WHAT I AM​

80

 

[Kneutronic]

81 nightmares.

Spoiler

 

[Symphonia]

82

 

[A10theHero]

83

You talk a lot, A10, and play a lot of games too.

NIGHTMARE​

But if you think you can trick me, what's wrong with you?

IS WHAT I AM​

80

Now, it's been fun, my friend,
And I wish this would never end.
But it's time to set you straight.
In this realm, I discovered something great.
A powerful force unlike any other.
One that comes from within one another.
I'll tell you this, your fate is tragic.
For now you'll learn that friendship is magic.
I'll let my friends show you the door.
It's been real. Au revoir.

 

[Kneutronic]

84 bright pony pictures.

 

[A10theHero]

85 episodes of Ponyball Z

 

[Kneutronic]

86

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Now, it's been fun, my friend,
And I wish this would never end.
But it's time to set you straight.
In this realm, I discovered something great.
A powerful force unlike any other.
One that comes from within one another.
I'll tell you this, your fate is tragic.
For now you'll learn that friendship is magic.
I'll let my friends show you the door.
It's been real. Au revoir.

You want to end me?

Why? Good cannot prosper without evil, A10.

By killing me, you'll create a disturbance in the delicate balance of life, leading to unknown, but likely terrible consquences.

Is this what you truly want?

87

 

[Kneutronic]

You want to end me?

Why? Good cannot prosper without evil, A10.

By killing me, you'll create a disturbance in the delicate balance of life, leading to unknown, but likely terrible consquences.

Is this what you truly want?

He wants to end you?

... ...

88