Official Bob-Omg Social: Count to 300 bob-ombs!

[Substitution]

44

oh ya, buuuuuuuuuut...

i feel asleep from staying up too much... its summer...
43 bob-ombs

Huh. Well such is life.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

45

"sits back watching for now"

 

[Kneutronic]

45 people waiting.

 

[Natz~]

what are you guys waiting for anyway?

konnies not here, soooooo no show
47 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

48

Did MVG say he'd summon cats?

Can I kill them?

 

[Substitution]

Probably for me to relive my days of torture and despair. Because schadenfreude.

 

[Natz~]

48

Did MVG say he'd summon cats?

Can I kill them?

YES!
please do so!

kill them all!
50 bob-ombs

 

[Kneutronic]

50

 

[Substitution]

51

No! Don't kill the cats! They're my only means of defense!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

YES!
please do so!

kill them all!

As you wish

53

 

[Natz~]

make them bleeeeeeeed


53 bob-ombs

 

[Substitution]

...
...
...*hides behind King and whimpers*

 

[Plunder]

55

seems like there's been some developments while I was away

 

[KingofPhantoms]

56

"teleports MVG away to safety"

 

[Kneutronic]

57 cat murderers.

WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

58

*kills all of the cats....and "accidentally" slices a few Substitutes that were in the way*

 

[Substitution]

I don't wanna die!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

60

I don't wanna die!

And people in Hell want ice water, but you can't always have what you want in this godforsaken world.

 

[Substitution]

60


And people in Hell want ice water, but you can't always have what you want in this godforsaken world.

B-but, I like living...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

62

Don't worry Lord Substitute, I've teleported you to a safe location .

 

[CptJPuff]

63

 

[Kneutronic]

64 safe substitutes.

 

[Natz~]

56

"teleports MVG away to safety"

don't seal your fate so called king

57 cat murderers.

WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?

nothing i'm just allergic to them

65 bob-ombs

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

66

B-but, I like living...

And I like killing!

Unfortunately, only one of us will have his wish granted.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

67 Bob-ombs.

Pfft.

 

[Natz~]

66


And I like killing!

Unfortunately, only one of us will have his wish granted.

two people will have their wish granted
68 bob-ombs

 

[Luig]

69
Besides LM, who do you think has the worst recovery and why?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

70

I sense fear within the King.

 

[Substitution]

68

Can you just kill Kon instead? You like him right?
I don't need to be a part of this, I'm all right!...

 

[Kneutronic]

Besides LM, who do you think has the worst recovery and why?

Ganondorf. His has poor range and is easily gimped.

72

 

[KingofPhantoms]

73

Again. Pfft.

 

[Felix the Slayer]

74

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

75

Again. Pfft.

You can "pfft", but you cannot deny your fright.

Can you just kill Kon instead? You like him right?
I don't need to be a part of this, I'm all right!...

Your screams of agony are music to our ears.

 

[Natz~]

68

Can you just kill Kon instead? You like him right?
I don't need to be a part of this, I'm all right!...

oh i like him... but i also need a way to keep on living

it would kind of be hard on me to start fending for myself huh?

71

Again. Pfft.

*stab*

i hate pointless babble
76 bob-ombss

 

[KingofPhantoms]

77

"knife harmlessly passes through transparent ghostly body"

Are you done yet? I'm already bored.

 

[Kneutronic]

78 more murderers.

 

[Substitution]

I-I-I mean... Yeah sure it could mean that bu-*poofs away*

 

[Luig]

80
but wait, MVG said i i i.
3 i's. DEILLUMINATI

 

[KingofPhantoms]

81

Yeah, this is getting boring "uses teleportation spell to send Luma to the cat pit"

And yes. I have a cat pit. Had it installed a while ago in case something like this happened again.

 

[Natz~]

77

"knife harmlessly passes through transparent ghostly body"

Are you done yet? I'm already bored.

huh...alright the...

*puts anti ghost seals on knife*

can't escape from this-

81

Yeah, this is getting boring "uses teleportation spell to send Luma to the cat pit"

And yes. I have a cat pit. Had it installed a while ago in case something like this happened again.

...damit
82 bob-ombs