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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Stalling will only make your death more painful.

I'm not gonna stall, I'm simply gonna promise her all the playthings she could ever desire if she spares me.

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[Substitution]

Well, what if we had no death? Then everyone's a winner!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Well, what if we had no death? Then everyone's a winner!

Except Luma

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[LucarioDude]

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I'm not gonna stall, I'm simply gonna promise her all the playthings she could ever desire if she spares me.

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What if you're the only plaything she could ever desire?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What if you're the only plaything she could ever desire?

See if I care! My connections with the Phantom Realm essentially make me immortal

However, I'm not immune to pain nor dismemberment.

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[Substitution]

Except Luma

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We'll get her a doggy biscuit.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

We'll get her a doggy biscuit.

Or a meat-strapped doll

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[Substitution]

Or a meat-strapped doll

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No, doggy biscuit. Biscuits make everything better.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

We'll get her a doggy biscuit.

i almost spat my coffee reading that

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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No, doggy biscuit. Biscuits make everything better.

How about a meaty doll stuffed with biscuits inside?

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

 

[LucarioDude]

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We'll get her a doggy biscuit.

She'd be like:

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

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How about a meaty doll stuffed with biscuits inside?

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

Because then the fluff gets into the treat and it's not pleasant.

 

[Luig]

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If you want lessons on stalling, ask John.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Because then the fluff gets into the treat and it's not pleasant.

No fluff, all treat!

 

[Luig]

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How about some pizza?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

concerning how katt showed little interest in mvg, other than he complete (and understanding) lack of her subject, i don't think dressing him up as a treat will actually get anymore attention

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How about some pizza?

as long as its not from the place down town on 2nd street

were not allowed to order there anymore

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[Luig]

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Why not? Prank calls?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

lets just say. . . were banned for life thanks to a misunderstanding

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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concerning how katt showed little interest in mvg, other than he complete (and understanding) lack of her subject, i don't think dressing him up as a treat will actually get anymore attention

Can't hurt to try, right?

*grabs @ Substitution and opens him with a knife to take out all the fluff and replace it with a bag filled with doggy treats, then sew him back before strapping him with meat, all while whistling/humming In the Hall of the Mountain King*

 

[LoneKonWolf]

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Can't hurt to try, right?

*grabs @ Substitution and opens him with a knife to take out all the fluff and replace it with a bag filled with doggy treats, then sew him back before strapping him with meat, all while whistling/humming Dance of the Knights*

concerning that you just practically gutted someone

i'm certain it really hurt him

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

concerning that you just practically gutted someone

i'm certain it really hurt him

I gutted a doll that was made to absorb pain. It must've been like tickling for it.

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[LoneKonWolf]

no. . . from past experiences (trust me, i chewed on a lot of substitutes) they can feel pain

they may be made to absorb pain but they do have nerves to sense it

i think it doesn't last quickly, that's why their tolerant
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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Eh, the more you know.

But it doesn't matter, the bait is ready and, don't lie, you think he looks delicious, don't you?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

yes. . . concerning baited substitutes ARE my bait

not katt's
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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

189

Oh right! I forgot about that!

Guess it's time for your midnight snack, Kon.

*throws MVG near Kon*

 

[Luig]

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What I meant about Fluttershy's hair defying logic, in the episode I am watching her hair goes from on the left side to the right side in 1 frame.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

. . . thanks *munch*

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Now, time to find a way to get rid of Luma...or at least find a way to control her.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

control her?

somebodies a dead man

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Wasn't I one already?

 

[LoneKonWolf]

true, i've lost count how many times you've died

all right go nuts, it'll be that days entertainment
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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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I'll need something (or someone) to keep her occupied while I "kill" her.

 

[Luig]

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Good night.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

good luck with that

cause i'm sure everyone here already knows how she really is
and i'm pretty sure an complete stranger wouldn't even want to get within a page limit to her

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night mate

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

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Night, Weegee!

good luck with that

cause i'm sure everyone here already knows how she really is
and i'm pretty sure an complete stranger wouldn't even want to get within a page limit to her

Trust me, I know a powerful being who could help me.

 

[LoneKonWolf]

and whos that?

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

and whos that?

He's a king....

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[LoneKonWolf]

i'm quite sure king wouldn't want to be involved in. . . anything really

hes more of a "sit on the sidelines and watch the magic happen" character

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[The Stoopid Unikorn]

i'm quite sure king wouldn't want to be involved in. . . anything really

hes more of a "sit on the sidelines and watch the magic happen" character

His troops aren't

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[LoneKonWolf]

no but he commands his troops

and i don't think i need to repeat myself

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